This Reminds Me Of That One Episode Of Star Trek..

RLM sideblog featuring Star Trek nonsense. This blog was a mistake but I’m vibing Cypress, they/them, 25

[its-a-hack-fraud-life]

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also before you ask, I got my blog name from this specific video on youtube. It plays in my head rent free.

[tundramoth]

[dykestoklasa]

nap time

[jaybaumans]

Jay the film buff strikes again.

[out-of-context-rlm]

[stonedtrek]

via Unlimited Data

[tincar87]

The best genre of gifs are the one where Captain Kirk is overall having a pretty bad day

[borealing]

i sometimes forget star trek had a real "hes gay, jim" moment

[exlibra]

intellectually i understand that ds9 probably has sonic washing machines or whatever but i think the station should have a coin-operated laundromat (you must go to quark's to exchange cash into Quark Coins to use it) and i think there should be drama wherein someone removes garak's wet clothes from the washing machine and leaves them in a heap on a table. and of course he finds out who did it by hacking the security cameras and promptly rigs the washing machine to explode the next time they use it.

[exlibra]

julian always forgets to take his washing out and every time someone else puts it in the dryer for him to be nice. four years in and he still believes that there's a hidden transporter function in the machines that take the wet clothes and zap them over to the dryer automatically

[unamccormack]

Truly awful fifteen minutes in there late one night when both Garak and Kira turn up because they thought it would be quiet but no. Garak gnawing his knuckles in agony because Kira is throwing everything in together and not sorting them into piles for different temperature washes. Will she thump me now because I’ve spoken to her, or will she thump me later because she’ll know I could have saved her, and why is this my life.

[nicasiosilang]

Jake and Nog do, at some point, accidentally install a hidden transporter function, but instead of zapping your washing into the dryer, it zaps one sock per wash into the transporter buffer on the Defiant. Years later, this upsets a delicate first contact situation in the Delta Quadrant when O'Brien thinks to clear out the ol' buffer while in orbit and causes the heavens over a pre-warp society to rain socks for days.

[deathduck]

[iscariotism]

[rubedo-and-epsilon]

“I asked ChatGPT-” Yeah well I asked Lieutenant Commander Data Soong from engineering and he told me that while he could, in fact, do my physics homework, he fears that it may have a negative impact on my academic performance and that he would not proceed with this arrangement.

[seizethegay420]

[devyat10]

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[cosmicparadiseee]

I’m losing my mind over this image in what world did they need this photo