It’s All A Social Construct

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[humani-dar-te]

I like the way he moves

[bluismie]

doodle

[virtualbanddit]

“Thats not realistic”

Yeah not for YOU, you unwhimsical bitch

[storiesbyrhi]

[steviewashere]

I think Steve Harrington should'a been smoking the hell out of cigarettes from start to finish in Stranger Things. I get it, they don't wanna advertise smoking to kids or whatever the fuck. But also, get fucking real? You're meaning to tell me the guy who's had access to cigarettes since he was, like, sixteen isn't gonna be smoking them still in the face of all this crazy interdimensional monster bullshit? Pshhh, yeah right.

Steve's stressed? Expect him to smell like an entire pack. 'Cause he basically just smoked an entire pack. Him and Eddie? Obviously they'd be trading cigarettes in season four, are you kidding me?

"Oh, shit Harrington, my pack got destroyed in the lake."

"Oh, don't worry, man. I gotchu. Lemme go get a new one while we're getting supplies."

Robin's a worrywart, whatever, sure. But also? Let her hate the fact that Steve and Eddie smoke, but let the smell of cigarettes bring her comfort. Like. "Fucking hate when they smoke. But, great, I know they're alive. Thank god."

If Nancy Wheeler can be confirmed to be a down-low alcoholic, then I think Steve Harrington can be confirmed to be a down-low chain smoker. LET HIM SMOKE!

[nostarfights]

NEW EDDIE PHOTOS JUST DROPPED

[maple-salad]

op says we can repost

[kassy-djomunson]

happy pride month to these two <3

[thesevenumbrellas]

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

[morganbritton132]

Modern AU where Eddie rides a little viral moment into a music career, becomes one of the biggest acts in music...and now he's being trolled online.

There is a guy across social media platforms who comments under everything Eddie posts with a little 'Eddie Munson Fun Fact.'

It's very annoying because these facts range between mundane to embarrassing, and they're all true. This is clearly someone who is from Hawkins and went to school with him but Eddie has no idea who it could be.

Their profile picture is a poorly made ice cream cone and all their non-Eddie related posts are about StarCourt Mall conspiracies.

He'll post a little thank you to the fans or give updates on show dates, and without fail, Ice Cream Guy is there like, Fun Fact: Eddie Munson is a three time senior.

Fun Fact: Eddie Munson fell off a cafeteria table into a trash can once.

Fun Fact: Eddie Munson is a String. Cheese. Hater.

This guy is trying to get him canceled by Big Cheese.

Eddie's label hates him but his fans like him so Eddie kinda just deals with it because the engagement is good.

And then Eddie comes out.

He lets the whole world know he likes men and Ice Cream Guy is the first to comment under the post like, Fun Fact: I knew it.

Followed by: Fun Fact: Eddie Munson has a crush on me.

Eddie comments back: Prove it

Ice Cream Guy replies: Fun Fact: Ask me on a date first, freak

Eddie replies: How would I know it's you if I don't know who you are??

Ice Cream Guy says: You'll know.

Eddie's fan eat this up. They start bringing ice cream to his shows. They start making ice cream themed fan merch. They're drawing NSFW fan art of Eddie with a sentient ice cream cone.

Nothing really comes from this interaction and hype died down until one day, Eddie posts a photo of him and Steve 'The Hair' Harrington with the caption, Fun Fact: He was right.

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[gamergirl-lumine]

Steve: So, what’s the deal with Eddie?

Dustin: Single.

Steve: Har har. Seriously, what’s his deal?

Dustin: Being single.

Dustin: I talked to Robin and Will, we all know you swing both ways, can you please just call him and ask to fuck or something?

Steve: Henderson! We don’t say fuck.

Dustin: Why are we pulling over?

Steve, pulling his phone out: Hmm?

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[hawkinsbnbg]

[morganbritton132]

Eddie came out to Steve and Robin so now he can openly admit when a guy is hot to people. Unfortunately the first time he does this, the guy he's talking about is Steve's dad.

[morganbritton132]

Robin has taken it upon herself to get Steve a girlfriend because she's going to lose her mind if she had to hear about another awful date. Steve deserves someone that loves him and he's clearly incapable of finding them so-"

"Babe alert," She whispers when Steve comes back from his break. "In the documentary section. She's older than what you go for but if you want a mature relationship, you need a mature woman. Check her out, be subtle.."

Steve grabs a couple movies that need to be shelved, walks towards documentaries, and pauses, "Hi, Mom."

[morganbritton132]

Dustin: Not gonna lie, your sister is a babe. I wish your sister still lived here.

Steve: ...my sister?

Dustin: Yeah, I was going through your stuff and found this picture of your sister. She's cute. I wish she lived here. I could date her,l and then I would be your brother-in-law

Steve: This picture. This picture right here is my sister?

Dustin: Obviously.

Steve: That's me.

Steve: That's me in a wig for Spirit Week like three years ago.

Dustin:

Steve:

Dustin: We never talk about this again

Steve: Agreed

- ten minutes later -

Steve: What do you mean you were going through my stuff?

Dustin: We're not talking about it!!

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[lengthofropes]

[munsonsvixen]

can i PLEASE (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEE) suck your dick?!!!!!!

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[nancywheelesbian]

People ask Eddie what the fuck Steve’s doing with him because like. Steve’s so much hotter and it’s not like he’s rich and Eddie’s just. Dude I’m as confused as you are honestly