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I’ve been sucked into ML hell, somebody save me

[caterpie]

Gunsmith Cats (1995)

[nadiadibaj]

fabric studies

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[nightjnn-deactivated20211130]

reblog to give whoever you rb this from one of these

[kwarrtz]

My friend sent me this and I am filled with rage

[fruitypies]

If I had to see it, then so do the rest of you

[peteneems]

[marciabrady]

THE LITTLE MERMAID SERIES (1992-94)

[thedurvin]

18th Century illustrator William Hogarth making fun of other artists’ lack of skill with perspective

[thedurvin]

Hacked Instacart to find the forbidden flavors

[randomitemdrop]

Item: alternate universe Coca Cola flavors from your local multiversal supermarket

[diary-of-an-onliner]

pink for girls and plain unflavoured are straight and dating

pool water is her ex 🙃

[thedurvin]

Are you making gijinka for my fictional cola flavors

[diary-of-an-onliner]

idk what that is, i read the names and my mind went “oh that’s so heterosexual”

[thedurvin]

Oh, I totally agree and am surprised Wal-Mart doesn’t already sell a range of gendered soda, I was just excited to inspire soda gijinka

[glumshoe]

I just dodged a bullet

[glumshoe]

I almost sent a really inappropriate text to my boss instead of my friends

[glumshoe]

actually my boss probably wouldn’t be too phased by this text:

[glumshoe]

like yeah you can have your enemies executed and disposed of, but so much can go wrong. they can bribe your coroner to pronounce them dead, they can defeat your murder beast and escape on its back, their corpses can be sold off to a wizard and resurrected... if you just eat them you can eliminate the middle man and both reduce your grocery bill and save on expenses from keeping a full-time executioner, coroner, and/or gravedigger

[thedurvin]

Gravediggers are a lot cheaper than the facilities to butcher, cook, and serve bodies though, and you still wind up with inedible parts. Sure, you can grind the bones to make your bread, but what about the teeth? Sure they look nice in apothecary jars, but if you’re worried about wizards the last thing you want lying around is a jar of your enemies’ teeth. That’s why all the teeth in jars in my house are from strangers I could beat up if the need arose

[ask-badlydrawnfrance]

okay, but... well drawn france?

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

new jenny nicholson video and while i dont give a shit about star war the idea of rey being a palpatine is so unbelievably funny and stupid that i am going to do right hand path fucking chaos magic to make it happen.

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

i dont even want her to be a distant relative i really want rey to be like, the direct product of palpatine fucking. the idea of palpatine fucking is so hilarious to me that it has to happen or i will kill george lucas. i’ve never cared about star wars so much until right now

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

im so mad right now i never shouldve said anything

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

YOU.

[bunniope]

YOU.

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

GET HIS ASS

[thelaughingrat]

Lila is ROUMD.

[bigfuckingrocksofficial]

guy s i'm shaking rihgt n ow what th fuck is tumblr

[talesfromthecrypts]

-Boy, you people sure stay up late.                          -We keep odd hours.    

The Lost Boys (1987)

Near Dark (1987)

Blade II (2002)

Van Helsing (2004)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer “Fool for Love” (2000)

Interview with the Vampire (1994)

Bit (2019)

What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

30 Days of Night (2007)

Vamps (2012)

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

icant fucking breathe

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

*nyas weakly and collapses*

[dragongirltitties]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What's your opinion on D&D?

ya’ll just wanna examine your trauma while hanging out w/ dwarves

[nerdragons-hoard]

And Elves.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

And Elves

[industrial-humping-mutilation]