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Mostly shitposts and dogs

[whitepeopletwitter]

[merelybeing]

she made me believe in actual magic

[the-memedaddy]

[noctumsolis]

Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?

[appendingfic]

I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes

[kragehund-deactivated20200518]

if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.

[trashboat]

source????

[kangals]

she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

[felisorablue]

Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man

[whitepeopletwitter]

A moment of silence…

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.

[renrumm]

that’s a goddamned power move

[carbonfiberpersonality]

[valtsv]

i think if you stay keep shopping at the store past closing time all the employees still on the clock should be allowed to practice evil customer service on you

[valtsv]

hi, you've overstayed your welcome at our establishment! how can we make you regret it?

[nocakeno]

customer disservice

[crowtrobot2001-deactivated20201]

Meanwhile, Nicolas Cage is in Khazakstan

[creos0te]

maybe his physical form is there but that’s about it

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[lord-swagimaru-blog]

Look at his eyes. You can tell he’s gonna take that compliment to heart.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[homietwt]

[hitmewithcute]

Am I the good boy? Really??

[lloonlloon]

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

[madeleineengland]

Dolce & Gabbana new campaign 2020 for women

[tiktokarchive]

[ruelukas22]

The best about this is she clearly planned this but actually seeing it made her crack up so hard she could barely get the timing right for the second bit.

[smingrid]

This legit made me laugh so hard I had to show my family

[princesstigerbelle]

Sometiiiiiimes I feel I got to FLOOPFLOOP run away

[liquidisedfish]

my friend told me this today and i’m actually fucking heartbroken what the fuck

EXCUSE ME?? F 

[dawn0303]

F

[silver-tongues-blog]

[mexipika]

[thenatsdorf]

[anxietyproblem]

[wolfinthethorns]

Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory approach to it. A heavy dose of Existentialist “create your own Purpose” tempered with “when the plane’s going down, put your own oxygen mask on first”, but… yeah, there is no ethical way to work on individual emotional distress without acknowledging the systemic socioeconomic, geopolitical fuckery going on at the moment, and the sheer grief that comes with it.

[castielific]

I’m a guidance counselor/psychologist for teenagers and it’s getting really hard to motivate young people to work for a future they don’t believe in. 

 They look at ther future and see global warming, wwIII, unemployement, political unstability, poison in everything  they eat, the earth and animals dying all around them. 

I saw this video where someone was asking french teens in the 50s how they imagine the future would be. The war hadn’t been over for long and yet it was all positive with like peace and flying cars and such. Then they went and ask the same questions to nowadays teens and hell that was depressing. Some still had hope, but it was just that “well I hope I’ll have a nice house and maybe some kid” but there was such a hesitancy to it, like they didn’t dare to hope too much. 

People mock Greta Thunberg but what they don’t get is that when she said “you stole my dreams”, it was the truth. 

Young people don’t get to dream like they used to. They don’t dream anymore, they grief all that won’t be anymore and that’s just so fucking sad.