i write s/i’s not tragedies @its-milk - Tumblr Blog

woah there's a lot more of you now. hi!!! im milk, i draw and write and reblog a whole bunch of stuff here, though i do keep my art stuff in a separate blog nowadays

my art blog ➡️ @artbymilk

my twitter ➡️ artbymilk

my bluesky ➡️ artbymilk.bsky.social

my tiktok ➡️ artby_milk

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#where'd all y'all come from 😳#actually i can pin this post

cloevr

despazito

liarsblade

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

liarsblade

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

hbmmaster

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

hbmmaster

the word cutes is autological

mechanicalrot

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

#me and the character

aphel1on

Affirmations before posting:

The freaks who follow me understand my vision

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

whyenn-reader

wormsdyke

i know the standard practice in original fiction is sparing use of italics but i just can’t stand by that i really can’t it’s too good of a way to give emphasis. this word or phrase is so important i’m gonna squarsh it

yondamoegi

people should remember that the word "hunk" exists

no, unless he's a young father, that's not a dilf, that's a hunk. If you want to call a childless man a dilf, at least make him middle aged

no, that's not a bear, that's a hunk. Bears must be fat and hairy

no, that's not a himbo, that's a hunk. Himbos must be dumb, beefy and kind simultaneously, if he's just dumb and beefy that's a hunk

like, cmon people, there's nothing wrong with a humble hunk. Why are you so mean to him?

ma-ra-ru

Maid Calne Ca❤️

#hatsune miku #WOW

dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

ghostofmads

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

segamascott

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

weepingwitch

theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene

atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure

agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible