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samantha, australia | treat yo self |

[hawkingsbird]

is it just me or does the Friends theme song become increasingly more relevant as i get older 

[catie-does-things]

i guess someone did tell us life was gonna be this way

[ryuichifoxe]

The nightmare deer welcome you to Columbus Ohio (8

[sia-jade]

This makes me so uncomfortable

[servicek9s-deactivated20180617]

WHY

[bestoftrash]

[jiles-deactivated20160208]

parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak

[saintwaffles]

kinkshame the real world

[wintershouse]

nothing is real anymore

[doc-watsons]

so I was watching supernatural with the subtitles on and then..

You too, Booby

BOOBY

I’m so done.

[fuks]

[sassyterrorist-deactivated20130]

Madonnas arms look like they belong in a resident evil game

cant even tell the difference which one is madonna idk 

[sixpenceee]

[adelesource]

[kickassleslie]

here is a short list of how Ben and Jerry are actually the same person:

-easily flustered/startled -married to hot blonde -their wives are amazing and too good for them -have three children -actual human disasters -bisexual

[90stvqueen]

didn’t realize this was about the men from parks and rec and thought you were talking about the ice cream men

[effington]

The only good article Cosmo has ever done

[bullletproof-love]

do you ever want to check up on someone but it’s just not ur place anymore

[oskarfix-deactivated20180613]

seeing someone from school in public

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me [calling mall security]: check your security cameras right now mall security: there’s a guy doing squats, but I don’t see much- me: yea that’s me, critique my form

[angelicguy]

[jooces]

Dick Game Diego

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

Extinction: avoided

Species: saved

Dick: out

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

[akhietz-deactivated20170215]

“When the rich were greedy, Allah made them wear the clothes of the poor with the highest prices.”

- Al Afasy

[ygsolis]

[rejennerate-deactivated20210131]

God sent Yeezy

[ibrayeet]

GOD SENT YEEZY

[thepunjabihermit]

WOOOOWWWW