So Stressed Man

My secret to success? Excessive crying

[fuckyeahdisneysongs]

Visit Original Link

[rosiesareblue]

[chronophobica]

gonna start asking for tumblr followers like a youtuber

[chronophobica]

make sure to reblog and follow and hit that notif bell to be the first to see all my shitty shitty attempts at internet clout

[argumate]

what if Mr Brightside… had a dark side

[adhoption]

I’m getting back in my cage, I’m doing horribly

[kadywicker]

society went downhill when u stopped being able to go on youtube and look up "[show] season 1 episode 1" and getting the full episode broken up into parts but otherwise completely intact and it had every single episode

[ovur]

Men need to start dressing sluttier I can't do this shit anymore

[drharleyquinn-medicinewoman]

Does this mean like... men need to wear less clothing and show more skin? or like, well-tailored three piece suits with the top few buttons undone just so? because, uh, yeah.

[ovur]

Like showing their tits

[999squidsss]

*zooms out of word document to admire my paragraphs*

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[skunkes]

[stimman4000]

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[gunsandfireandshit]

So smart to use a projector like that

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

I swear to god you could give me all the equipment and 50 years and I would not come up with this. So clever.

[eggpuffs]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[phoebusbridgers]

[warkorkweh]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever fucking heard

[autumnlum-deactivated20141217]

[squid-in-a-party-hat]

“I’m afraid we can’t be together anymore, Shaggy-kun~”

“Like, why, man?”

“You never… You just never swooce right in when I need you… I just feel like you’re frozen in there… And I’m out here…”

[wizzardhat]

I lived bitch

[it-started-over-drarry]

I’M SCREAMING

[cozy-duckling]

let it be known… i love cows

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

sorry i can’t come into work today i’m living my truth

[1dietcokeinacan]