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@doc-watsons
Literally the cutest thing ever lmao
please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people donât want to eat her bland salads anymore
PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON
OH MY GOD
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non câest une fucking pommeÂ
*800 years of war*
Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named âavonâ because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered âavon.âÂ
âAvonâ is just the Celtic word for river.
Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the YucatĂĄn peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded âYucatĂĄnâ. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, âYucatĂĄnâ meant âI donât understand what you are sayingâ
W H E E Z E
I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say âWTF are you saying?â
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why i stan ryan reynoldsâs deadpool
negasonic teenaged warhead (comics): a white goth without a love interest
ryan reynolds: sheâs a biracial goth with a lovely japanese girlfriend
russell collins (comics): a buff blond blue-eyed american
ryan reynolds: heâs a chubby polynesian mÄori kid from new zealand
domino (comics): Sheâs white with a black tattoo around her eye
ryan reynolds: sheâs black with a vitiligo patch around her eye
vanessa carlysle (comics): unknown ethnicity
ryan reynolds: weâll make her brazilian
blind al (comics): white
ryan reynolds: black
deadpool (comics): a pansexual canadian
ryan reynolds: i sure am!! âŠi mean, he sure is!
My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.
When I got her, sheâd been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when sheâd barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and sheâs gotta be excited or she just stares at me like âSorry, the bork system needs chargingâ) and sheâll do it happily when sheâs excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.
What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!
I⊠did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks sheâs a Very Good Dog. :D
Sheâs a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (theyâre usually a lot more high energy and excitable - sheâs super laid back and chill). Sheâs a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because sheâs grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:
Ezriâs best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go âIsnât that a bit much?â
I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.
New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night:Â
She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.
And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.
ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe
*opens fanfic*
fanfic: i
*closes fanfic*
*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
you mean, skin?
What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.
power move: saying âthatâs treasonâ every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you
a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet deep!
this is actually kinda terrifying because what if someone doesnât know how deep it is, so they go diving and try to swim to the bottom, but they always seem just out of reach, so they just keep swimming⊠and when they realize somethingâs wrong itâs too late
Imagine seeing a body at the bottomâŠ.
tumblr has the ability to turn everything beautiful into something terrifyingÂ
What if you see a skeleton at the bottom of what appears to be a shallow part of the lake. As you dive down to check them out you notice the water is deeper than you originally thought. Much deeper. You come to realize that there is no way these remains could be human, youâre not even half-way down and already the skull already looks bigger than your car
This started so tranquil and then it turned into Friday the 13th
I love it tho
For anyone not so familiar with cat behavior, this cat is out of its mind excited to do this. Itâs much more rare for cars to wag their tails but it means the same as it does when a dog does it. This cat is curious and proud and playing. It keeps looking at its owner too, like âLOOK AT ME, DADâ and itâs so rare to get videos of cats this happy. This is fucking rad
Nope.. wagging tails means anger or irritation in cat body language.
hey yâall, hope you donât mind me stepping in!
youâre both right :) a wagging tail means the cat is highly stimulated (think coiled spring, ready to go off). depending on the situation, this can be interpreted differently - just like people can smile nervously at job interviews vs. happily grin at friends.
in most cases, itâs safe to interpret overstimulation as âyouâre doing something to amp up the cat & it wants you to stopâ (ex. unwanted petting). it should be seen as a warning; all that pent-up energy COULD be released as a swat or bite.
BUT in this case, that tail-wagging âfrustrationâ is the stimulation that comes from problem-solving (where can I jump? is it safe to go here?) and the excitement of play. itâs good to be wary of âcuteâ animals vids, but this seems like an unproblematic video!
Iâd like to add to thisâjust look at world-famous box-loving cat, Maru, who wags his tail every time he stuffs his body into a box or other small object. Heâs clearly not about to attack the person behind the camera! Itâs definitely based on stimulation, but more to the point of âahhh FINALLY Iâve gotten into the small space, now how do I get the rest of me insideâ:
i love everything about cats ever always
I donât get why people hate immigrants so much⊠Like theyâre literally just⊠People⊠From another locationâŠ.
My partner is an immigrant from the UK and still holds his citizenship. At a recent event, an acquaintance talked about how many âimmigrantsâ get jobs over âCanadiansâ and they shouldnât allowed to be management (which my partner is). My partner reaches across the table and goes âHi, immigrant here!â and she goes âOh I didnât mean immigrants like youâŠâ And you can so tell they just mean âbrown peopleâ or âAsian peopleâ but they pretend itâs about jobs and shit.
Thatâs the same with my family. We were war immigrants from the soviet union and now live in Germany. Now the syrians are here because they also have war, and people keep asking me why Iâm defending them so mercilessly. And when I tell them that my family (that is still alive) has gone through the same bullshit. But they insist that both scenarios are completely different. Theyâre not different, youâre just racist.
THEYâRE NOT DIFFERENT. YOUâRE JUST RACIST.
omg wtf life hack
I screamed
The French Netflix uploaded this on twitterâŠâŠ.
this is by far the most powerful thing Iâve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this
Babby does a yell
My cat has never seen a guinea pig, but she started sniffing my computer speaker.
Sounds like a siren
Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked âgayâ,,,,,, yet y'all canât handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!
Weâre real people, though.
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