we will domesticate the shark. we will restructure society around shark ownership. this is basic fucking marxism people.
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we will domesticate the shark. we will restructure society around shark ownership. this is basic fucking marxism people.
last year i went out to see the new IT and stopped at the grocery store to get candy first (sorry regal cinemas)
and i was making small talk with the cashier, oh what’re you doing? nothing much just going out for the new IT
and he’s like oh is that what the shirts for? and i realize i’m wearing a tee shirt with my own art on it of a clown. just whatever i grabbed out of the laundry. total accident. so i’m like haha no just a coincidence. then my phone starts going off and my ringtone is goofy clown honking
so that cashier 100% thinks im a complete weapons grade freak
someone from the 30′s got tumblr
come into my house weary traveler
take off your boots. rest by my fire.
drink of my porg
La Chinoise, 1967 - directed by Jean-Luc Godard
the idea of some dipshit kid out in arizona aimlessly shooting at an abandoned car full of bees and trying to go super saiyan when they attack him is just… so good
i think I sent an accidental death threat to Fatboy slim smh i was high as shit and in my head I came up with what couldve easily been fatboy slims comeback hit but I knew i had a tendency to forget shit when I came down so I knew I had a small time window so I needed to contact fatboy slim as quickly as I could to sell him this idea but I only had 140 chars to do it so I thought the best way to tweet it was “@fatboyslim you have 6 hours”
Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers
What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you
I live in New York City
A girl: I’m gay and I want to date you
Every lesbian:
Landscape in the Mist (Theodoros Angelopoulos, 1988)
washed my sheets but my bed still smells like garlic? guess thats just how it is now
garlic bed
Dark Shoutout to Michael’s the craft store for not letting me use their 55% of coupon on coloring books
i forgot the word “callout”