It's All Sternution

I'm here to fawn over everything related to sneezing (M, birth year 2005, any pronouns work, look at the master post for more)

[itsallsternutation]

Pinned Intro Post.

CW before we start: this is a sneeze blog (duh) and will probably feature a few mentioning of contagion and mess and that kind of thing. No emeto or anything dangerous here like that though.

If you wanna skip the exposition, here's all the links to my stuff:

My sneezefics (These are my forte. I'm a bit of a word nerd and sneezefics really bring out the demi in me. They're mostly F, but with plenty of M and Enby in them too. Also sorry some of my reblogs are in there. Tumblr's being uncooperative with me lol)

My sneezing (most of them are on youtube, but who knows, maybe I'll make some tumblr exclusives).

Hiya, I’m Saul Stern (not my real name. It’s short for It’s All Sternutation and I thought it sounded nice). Pronouns are he/him and they/them, but any work for me. I’m not picky.

I’ve been a big fan of sneezing all my life, whether they be in fics or in wavs, I thought it was the right time for me to give something back. I’m a cis guy with no allergies, but with really strong, desperate sneezes that come out real easily with a rolled up tissue. I love both reading and writing wonderful fics about itchy allergies and stuffy colds (I usually prefer F and enby sneezes, but I might throw in a few M in the writing part as well as a few of my own M sneezes). I’m also a big time handkerchief fan and would love to see some of yours.

Here you can find…

My Fics (I was blessed with being really really good at writing, but I’m also a very busy person. I mostly just like stuff with original characters, but I might throw in some fandom stuff if you ask nicely.)

My Own Sneezes (I made a YT and I’m gonna try to share my inducing sessions there)

My General Sneezy Thoughts (I’m not used to expressing them with words, but I sure as heck can try)

Please do not reblog, interact, or message me if you are a…

Minor (Pretty obvious one. Just wait a few years, it won’t be that long)

Non-Kink Blog (If you’re into sneezes, just get an alt. If you’re not, why are you even here?)

An Asshole (If you’re one of these guys I won’t just block you like the others. I’ll do something worse: I’ll make fun of you).

So yeah, here is me. If you’re within my age bracket and wanna talk, DM me at either here, Snzliker on kik or at [email protected]. My YT is also @SaulStern/https://www.youtube.com/@SaulStern and I post some sneezes there. I’m also Itsallsternutations on the SFF. 

Cheers, achoo’s, and bless you’s to all of you,

-Saul

[snzzyenby]

Had a convo earlier w @itsallsternutation , and this actually came up!! Im a firm believer now thanks to them that Ragatha gets flustered about comments about her nose/sneezes

The circus sneeze fetish polycule is kinda a joke btw since everybody but Kinger and Caine have the fetish LOLLL

[itsallsternutation]

Stayed up way too late last night but it was worth it to see this lol (and something else but that’s another story)

[thebeessnz]

i was supposed to be asleep an hour and a half ago but i’m thinking about giving that asshole rabbit laryngitis so he’ll finally shut the fuck up (affectionate. kind of)

[snzzyenby]

ME AND @itsallsternutation HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN KINDA TALKING ABT THIS!!

Mostly a joke hc/running gag thing, but since we both believe in reformed/unabstracted Jax being trans, that shes immunocompromised and gets sick easily (mostly due to unabstraction symptoms being like a chronic illness). The running gag thing is that no matter what she's sick with, she looses her voice. Cold?? Gone. Flu?? Stipped of vocalness. Mind headache?? She cant even speak (if she can its at a low volume)

gah i love the idea AUGHHHH GHWUEJKHGWUEKJGHWEKUJGHWEUKJGHEWKJokay im good now <3

[itsallsternutation]

God I can’t believe my friends mentioning the conversations we had is turning me into the one thing I thought I’d never become: a not always inactive blogger (I don’t mind lol)

[ktaaaashu]

YOU GUYS DEFINITELY AREN'T READY FOR TRANS FEM JAX ‼️‼️‼️ wait, does this makes me the first one to post trans fem Jax snz—?

Thank you so much @itsallsternutation For giving me inspiration to draw this cutie ~💜 we've been sharing headcanons for her and high pitched girlish sneezes being actually therapeutic for her after transitioning absolutely exploded my mind!! I appreciate you so much Saul <33 you're da besttt.

[itsallsternutation]

You’re welcome : 3

I think you are the first one to draw her sneezing unless some blog I don’t know did it. Not gonna lie, I’m kinda disappointed in you guys that no one else did it first (jk lol I’m messing with you). She totally deserves to be snz bullied though.

[snzzyenby]

At the recommendation of my moot, @itsallsternutation , here’s some of my apart meant AU doodles!! Just getting some concept ideas out!! Redesigned Abby (Gangle), getting Clementine’s (Ragatha) design made, and then just doodling!! Min Lee (Pomni) has a design, just unshown, and, introducing two side characters - Tiffany (Ribbit) has one now too, along with Kyle (Kaufmo)

Just kinda a doodle thingy, fanfic will be out soon!! Please make sure to follow if you like :]

[snzzyenby]

Hi guys, @snzysusie here on a new acc!! Yeah, my old phone (it was an iPod Touch Gen 7, I couldn’t rlly afford anything new TwT) decided that after 5+ years, it’s time was up. However, I now have a new phone thanks to a family member!! I’ll be continuing my posts from here, including my “Sue’s Apartment AU” here

Incase ppl are new and DONT know me - hi, im Susie!! I joined snzblr around a year ago, and im 19. I usually post snz art (im shy abt my wavs TwT). I’m a huge Ragatha fan, to the point that if I see any Ragatha art - especially snz - I turn into a puddle. Shes my absolute most favorite character ever. Besides that, im a half decent cook!! Just a college kid whos in dorms after passing my first year (I was living w my parents beforehand, for context). I’m also non-binary (if my name doesnt make it obvious LOL). I don’t use any pronouns!! If referring to me, refer to me by my name or a nickname (Susie, Sue, etc) in place of pronouns. I use I/Me/Myself when referring to myself but thats the acception LOL

A link to my old snzblr acc for more of a thourough “abt me” - click here!!

Anyways, im sure you guys wanna get on with your day, so if ur on of my friends - hi!! Love you guys!!

[itsallsternutation]

Yo everyone refollow Susie here

[itsallsternutation]

If there’s any snzfuckers in Europe who are around my age (like no more than five years older) and would be interested in potentially meeting up in a few months (particularly those not to far from Prague, Warsaw, Tallin, Helsinki, or Berlin), please let me know. I’m going a summer study abroad program in parts of May and June where I’ll spend four weeks in Berlin and then another two weeks traveling around those other cities learning about history and politics. I’m also going to be connecting in Amsterdam to go to and from the program, but I don’t plan on leaving the airport there.

[itsallsternutation]

Do you like adorable sneezes ? Mine sound adorable (at least what people say) and It gets me a bit embarrassed, or are you more onto explosive sneezes ? :)

I think a lot of sneezes are great. I’m just not a fan of stifles or very masc sneezes coming from men (I’m weird because I like femme, masc, and androgynous sneezes from women and enby people and femme and androgynous sneezes from some men, but not masculine sneezes from men lol).

[itsallsternutation]

i love ur sneezes, are u opened for a talk? u're so cute i loce all ur sneezy videos

sorry too shy to just send a dm, hope i don't bother u ♡♡

Sure, you can DM me, I don't bite. If you want to though my only request you do it if you're somewhat in my age range. I get uncomfortable talking about kink stuff with people significantly older than me. I'm glad you like my sneezes

[itsallsternutation]

hii I just wanted to tell you that I absolutley adore your sneezes! they sound so cute, just wanna lend you a handkerchief and take care of you lovingly!! ♡

hope ur doing great (:

Thank you, I’m doing pretty good. Sorry I haven’t posted more. Tags are a pain and I realized I’d rather share my stuff with friends than followers, but I’m glad you liked my sneezes.

[gayforsneezing]

@itsallsternutation says I need more friends from this community so like. Text me and be my friend X:/ he can confirm I am sane. At least most of the time.

[itsallsternutation]

He does lol. And he’s mostly sane

[itsallsternutation]

CW: minor in the community. I put a content warning but realistically, everyone should see this

Today, I saw a new blog with a similar name in leet speak that said the user was 21, so I thought I’d message him just to make sure he wasn’t the same guy and when I went to do that it turned out not only it was the exact same guy with a renamed blog and an obviously fake age, but HE DIDN’T EVEN MAKE A NEW BLOG.

If you see this guy he’s a fucking minor. We can’t tolerate this shit in our community. Proof below. I’m only sharing this part of the dm I sent him to try to convince him to delete his blog to prove it. If you don’t want to take my word for it I can share the rest. I don’t know what this guy’s deal is. I took pity on this guy and tried to convince him to leave willingly to protect the community and himself especially since I was in a similar position as him once upon a time (though I obviously didn’t interact or have a blog) and because he’s obviously either not very web-literate or English is not his first language, but this is straight up an attempt to selfishly deceive the community and put us in danger.

[snotmorty]

J/ax with a cold and every time he says P/omni's name it sounds like "Pomdi". That's it that's the post.

[itsallsternutation]

Even better: it’d sound like “Pobdi” and Caine would create a character named Pobdi for a bit which Jax would be immensely annoyed by.

[itsallsternutation]

hello I just wanted to say that from what ive seen on your yt channel, your sneezes are absolutely adorable >.<

thats it, sorry if thats weird to say

Believe me of all the anons I’ve gotten yours is nothing compared to the actual weird stuff lol

Also thank you

[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

A $10 doodle commission I did for @itsallsternutation of their cold-powered dragon (and all three mess types)!

If you would like to help my friend get a walker to get around AND get a snz doodle, there’s more information about it here!

[itsallsternutation]

So glad to donate and get the chance to help.

[itsallsternutation]

Looks like I need to update my bio now (it’s my birthday)

Not gonna lie it’s pretty fun having a birthday in sicktember until one of your birthday gifts is a cold 🤧

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[deactivated6022607-deactivated2]

BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

[thomasthetwinkengine]

Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

[datesanddamian]

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

[whitewolfpharaoh-deactivated201]

A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

[sortableroseanimations]

I would like and could use a small miracle

[sortableroseanimations]

MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

[riverblight]

IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.

[featherypromises]

Please let this work.

[percyphonea]

👀