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[itsayikeslove]

Headcanon Rules

I’m gonna do headcanons here more frequently hopefully, so I wanted to update my rules!

The characters I write will depend on what I’m into at the moment, currently I’m rewatching Naruto so I’m mostly going to be writing for that right now but I will expand to my other interests when I revisit them.

I’ll write for any Naruto character but I won’t write all ships. The things I absolutely won’t write for include:

Incest

Pedophilia

Underage NSFW

Rape / SA

I generally won’t write ships or characters I’m not fond of, but if you want it I may do it anyway. Anything else I’ll do and if you don’t know what may or may not be something I write, ask anyway and I’ll let you know!

Have a wonderful moment loves and ask away :)

[itsayikeslove]

Wuaaah I love how you write the uchihas so deep and melancholic, I feel that no one writes them as realistic and bitterly beautiful as they are!

…and although I like to see them being realistic! I was wondering if you could do headcanons with Shisui and Itachi (individually) with a crush on a girl who is genuinely happy but a little insecure, and maybe she like them back… cute!

Sorry for my English :(

That is the sweetest compliment I’ve ever gotten on my writing thank you so much! Tumblr keeps messing up and deleting all my Itachi hcs, so I scrapped him entirely. I’m so sorry about that, I’ve tried reuploading it 5 different times and it won’t take, really sorry :(( and I’m sorry for the delay work is beating my ass please forgive me🙇‍♂️

Headcanons of Shisui with a crush on a girl who is happy and insecure + likes him back

(Hope you don’t mind that I made it third person, it’s easier to write for me)

Shisui:

He won’t say anything to her until he knows it’s going to work. Relationships are impactful in everyday life and as much as he wants one that doesn’t mean he can handle one that won’t go anywhere

He’ll watch her for awhile. Gauge how she reacts to certain things and how she carries herself - he wants to get a feel for her personality

Something he notices is that she hesitates in many ways. Certain things she says she’ll second guess and her actions she might wait until it’s too late

She’s very happy and he loves that. It’s something to look forward to in his day. He struggles with keeping up a joyful facade but seeing her simply love the life around her makes the mask real. He doesn’t have to worry about analyzing and making plans

Over time he’ll start latching onto that happiness, it’s a trait he doesn’t want to go without, so if she’s particularly insecure that day he goes out of his way to validate her - through telling her the ideas she’s given are intelligent, to saying that her hair that day looks particularly nice, seeing her insecure makes him anxious. It feels like the balance in the world is tipped but he’ll do anything to even it out

Naturally she falls for him. He’s an intentional charmer, but with her it was on accident. The first kiss was nerve racking. He was thinking of every possible negative outcome; what if he bites her lip? What if there’s too much tongue? What if there isn’t enough? He has to be perfect and he doesn’t realize until his lips touch with hers that he is perfect to her already

He’ll be more motivated to validate her body, mind and existence when a relationship is established. He’ll shoot down all negative thinking with such confidence she can’t help but believe him. Really, Shisui wouldn’t date her if he didn’t think she was everything he needed: perfection

[itsayikeslove]

What if Madara becomes bottom?😏

I love bottom Madara (I think most of the Uchiha are imo) I hope I did it justice😌

Madara as a bottom NSFW | 18+

Oral

• with everything, he’ll be difficult about it. Railing him in the ass is one thing but putting a penis in his mouth is another.

• has to be in a good mood to do it. When he is, he’s pretty good at it

• he likes to give it slow, feeling every movement of skin on his tongue, savoring the taste and texture

• teasing is his middle name. Wants to see you squirm as he kisses you slowly when he’s in between your legs. Runs his tongue down your thigh to the crease between your leg and pelvis

• is able to take it fully (he does have a gag reflex though so be careful) and will push himself until he’s just about to choke

• pushing his head will piss him off but he does like it, he just needs to say something. Really wants you to fuck his mouth but he won’t tell you, you just have to be able to interpret from him telling you with his eyes

• it gets him really hard when you look up in the eyes as you push yourself to the back of his throat with your hands in his hair.

• he loves when you kiss him after you cum in his mouth and there’s semen and drool falling off both of your lips as you pull away. It makes him want to ride your face as you run your tongue inside of his ass and become your boy toy

Penetration

• the thing about Madara is that he’s incredibly self absorbed and cautious so he won’t be vulnerable with just anyone

• he has to know and understand you first before he decides that he feels safe enough to show that side of him – he has to know you won’t cause danger to him unless explicitly stated beforehand

• as a bottom, he’s generally a brat. He’ll mock and cuss you out if you aren’t treating him the way you want him to. Even as a bottom, he has to have control, that’s one of his conditions

• enjoys being tied up I like to think. He’s a bit of a masochist too so if you’re into that he’ll tell you to do whatever you want to him

• loves his hair being pulled. He doesn’t like to beg but he’ll moan like a slut, especially if you grab his hips and fuck him into the mattress

• his favorite position is cowboy because, yes he’s technically bottoming but he has a lot of control in that position and needs you to understand that he gets to decide what happens next

• however, what he won’t tell you is that he enjoys being fucked from behind a bit more. It’s not often that it happens because it’s always paired with overstimulation. If he’s not overstimulated he won’t let you push his head into the sheets with his ass up and legs spread

• this is where there’s a potential of begging. If you’re lucky enough to fuck Madara, let alone get him to beg, don’t point it out. he’s actually quite a sensitive person so when he’s bottoming and overstimulated, you need to praise him. Tell him he’s doing so good and that he’s just so pretty taking it, that no matter what all you wanna do is make him feel good.

• even when he’s begging and whining, he’ll still tell you to fuck off because it’s overwhelming for him to be in a position like this. He’s still learning himself and his body so he doesn’t know what his limits are

• will try to grab any part of you when he climaxes, he needs to grip flesh with his hands or it won’t be as satisfying for him.

• will give you praise for fucking him so well in a dreamy breath. Won’t raise a finger for aftercare but will expect you to treat him like a princess afterward.

[itsayikeslove]

What if Madara accidentally fell in love with tomboyish girl.

Madara with a Tomboy

Madara is a weird one because on one hand, he grew up in old times with his father who was strict on tradition. On the other hand, he’s never been one to conform to society (clearly) and will really exist to the beat of his own drum

He’s not necessarily surprised he fell in love with a girl who didn’t have traditional values, but he wasn’t going to jump into asking you out yet because with all Uchiha, they are scared of showing love

He knew he liked looking at you, the way you’d walk with bad posture and hands in pockets. The “manly” clothing you wore grabbing his attention and drawing him in by how it just fit you, he couldn’t imagine you in a dress, he’s not sure he wants to. The cuss words falling out of your mouth didn’t turn him away either, he liked the way you didn’t let a man speak over you – not that he liked any disrespect towards himself, but the casualness of conversation with you put him at ease

He thought the short hair suited you, he wanted to run his hands through it. As much as you stood on business, he saw how kind you could be and he wanted it all to himself.

Your hearty laugh echoed through his skull and the high fives you gave each other for such small victories lingered in his mind, he wants to intertwine his fingers with yours

Hunting and fishing with you was his favorite. He made sure to make it seem like it was a coincidence that he stumbled across you but he had nothing better to do so he stayed to keep you company, of course.

The idea of running his fingers across your back as you’re hunched over your fishing line waiting for a bite nearly put him in shock. So he pushed you in, as any sane person would.

Unluckily for him, you threw a fish at him and when he was distracted you pulled him right in. He swore you to secrecy about it, but when you’re alone with him the giggles are apparent.

He didn’t imagine you would be the girl he fell in love with, and he can’t imagine he’ll live very long to stay with you forever as much as he wishes, but he knows he loves you. He loves how strong you are and how vast your skill is and he’s content with that

[itsayikeslove]

How the Uchiha are when in love

I love that Uchiha feel so much strongly than your average person so here’s how they feel when in love

Madara: knows that love is vital and important on a fundamental level, genuinely wants to feel it but what the environment of war has put him through taints his mind so he tells himself that he’ll never be loved and never love himself for it will destroy them and him. Envious of those who will put their heart on their sleeve but not stupid enough to allow himself to do it because of his loss and suffering. The benefit of love is just too unreliable for him but he’ll obsess in his mind, never making any move.

Izuna: gets mean. He likes to never acknowledge how he’s feeling because 1. He doesn’t understand it always 2. Romantic love is not important. He’ll feel the butterflies bubble up inside his stomach and what comes out of his mouth is not kindness nor vomit but insults and venom. Hates feeling vulnerable and any connection he’ll sever. Love is something that will stab you from behind and watch as you bleed to death. He’ll have none of that.

Fugaku: is actually the most sane one here. He gets nervous and because it’s such a foreign feeling for him he gets a bit colder than he usually is. He knows logically that he’s in love but emotionally it’s hard for him to let himself feel it, he doesn’t think it’s something he deserves or focuses on but it ends up taking a lot of space in his mind. Is more chill around them without realizing it. Is quite jealous but he won’t make any schemes, he’ll sit and wait for them to come to him.

Obito: He has the views of nihilism and the idea that love will tear your lungs out from your chest as you gasp for breath before it gives you air to live. He doesn’t have the logical aspect of Madara so he fully believes wearing your heart on your sleeve is the easiest way to die. In the short moments where he sits within himself though, he gets physically ill. He’s unable to handle how strong his emotions are and in turn it puts him in fight or flight but he ends up puking. He’ll be on his hands and knees shaking in the corner from dehydration due to vomiting.

Sasuke: doesn’t want anything to do with the source of his feelings. He’d rather cut his arm off before he lets it touch the one he yearns for. Runs from his emotions and will never acknowledge until it’s beaten into him. He’s subconsciously scared of being vulnerable with anyone and puts a cold and mean face on to lead people astray from his genuine emotion.

Itachi: sorrowful and shy. Standoffish though. He knows what he’s feeling and doesn’t act irrationally, which makes him seem aloof and uncaring. Is rather cautious but his kind and trusting nature can override that which can make him believe they’ll never do anything to hurt him. As logical as he is, his love is delusional, childlike even.

Shisui: one of the most secretly unhinged and possessive here. Isn’t afraid of love because it’ll destroy him but rather that he can’t control them. He’s kind and loving, but he’s spent too many years being what other people want and need, he doesn’t even know himself enough to let anybody know him though the parts he does know he doesn’t like. The jealousy, the possessiveness, the need of control. He’ll spiral if he doesn’t have control, but he wants love so badly it aches. So sat in the idea that it’s hopeless because all people die, that he won’t let himself genuinely love another person.

[itsayikeslove]

The Zogratis siblings if they were apart of the lgbtq+ community +gender expression that nobody asked for

(All my own interpretation of these characters, it’s all hc’s. This isn’t canon nor am I saying these characters are canonly gay, this is all for fun!)

Zenon –

Gender?

I can see him being trans. Might just be me projecting (more likely than you think lmao), but he just has this vibe to him that makes me interpret him as a trans guy

Feminine, Masculine, Androgynous or mix?

A mix of all three, doesn’t necessarily lean towards any specific one, just likes to look nice

Sexuality?

I can see him being AroAce, or one of them at least. I can also see him being w anybody though. If he is interested in anyone, gender is not a concern for him

Vanica –

Gender?

I can see her being cis but I also don’t really see her thinking Gender is necessary? Not to say gender is stupid or anything but she just doesn’t... care ig? She really is a go w the flow type of person

Feminine, Masculine, Androgynous or mix?

A mix of all three as well but leans towards femininity more often

Sexuality?

Doesnt give af about labels but if she really had to specify (Dante made her do it) she would say pansexual

Dante –

Gender?

Cissie, but as a crack hc also a trans man (more projecting!!)

Feminine, Masculine, Androgynous or mix?

Mix between Masculine and Feminine. Can wear a whole suit one day and a dress the next. Long as he thinks he looks good in it he wears whatever tf he wants tbh

Sexuality?

Bisexual heavily leaning towards women. Does love a good man if he catches his eye tho

Well I hope you enjoyed this! I know I haven’t posted as often as I could but I hope y’all are well! Send in asks anytime💙

[flappingdragon200]

If the Captains were drunk

{Yami}

+ Would be a slight bitch at first

+ Then he turns to a total softy and apologize for everything.

+ Other than that everything is normal.

+ Talks about how he’s in a lot of debt

+ Very sad/mad that he is

+ Gets angry about it and throws a tantrum

+ Insults Nozel at how bad and lame his braid is

+ Nozel gets offended very quick

+ Starts a fight with him

+ Doesn’t turn out great as he hoped it would

+ The damage repair was all on him so he had to pay for it himself

+ Very sad

+ Deeper in debt than he was then

{Jack}

+ Still a cutting idiot

+ Will always be a cutting idiot

+ Still a cutting idiot but will get even more aggressive with cutting things

+ Challenges Yami multiple times to a fight to the death.

+ Yami declined every time

+ Mad that Yami won’t except the challenge then calls him a chicken.

{Dorothy}

+ Passes out

+ If she doesn’t pass out she is all hyper and more hyper than usual.

+ Clingy to Nozel and only Nozel

+ Gets VERY overprotective over him

+ Nozel gets annoyed but Dororthy doesn’t give two fucks about it.

+ She even kissed Nozel once

+ no idea why.

+ She then gets all knocked out from Being to hyper

{William}

+ Very shy

+ Will close himself out from any conversation

+ Gets easily scared when being pressured.

+ Hides from anyone and anything.

+ Will not come out unless it’s urgent.

+ He’s a very scared boy :V

{Rill}

+ The most annoying thing on the planet

+ Doesn’t shut up

+ He hugs random people that go by

+ Pretty much a chatter box

+ He starts to cry when insulted or being called names like a little bitch ( But I love him <3 )

+ Lovey dovey type

+ Very emotional when drunk

{Charlotte}

+ A single sip and she’s out for good

+ lol

+ Doesn’t drink often

{Fuegoleon}

+ VERY loud

+ Wants to challenge anything and anyone

+ Very insecure

+ Over protective about his friends and family mostly Leopold.

+ Don’t challenge this man.

+ don’t engage in A fight with this man.

+ Don’t annoy this man.

+ STAY CLEAR FROM THIS MAN.

+ And whatever you do, do NOT and I mean DO NOT INSULT THIS MAN.

+ YOU WILL FOREVER BE SCARED YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IF YOU DO.

{Nozel}

+ Doesn’t get drunk really.

+ When he does its normally when he gets Over stressed and depressed about his captain duties.

+ Will start to show every emotion that ever Existed in all of existence

+ VERY unpredictable when he is

+ Say the wrong thing and he will either cry or brake loose and snap

+ When he’s done with all the emotion thing he cry’s over anything and anyone

+ VERY clingy to everyone

+ Is a bit odd

Extra!!!:

{Julius}

+ Same as Dororthy but will never get too drunk

+ But if he does he goes out and about questioning everybody about their magic in a Disguise

+ Gets many odd looks

+ Doesn’t care

+ Still a magic obsessed freak

+ Always a magic obsessed freak

+ Will tell Marx about all the things he learned

+ Marx gets very annoyed

+ Notices that Marx is getting bored

+ Pats Marx head over and over again very hard and very fast like he’s on crack

+ Marx wakes up the next morning with a HUGE Migraine

+ Julius wakes up with a very BIG hangover

(I’m bad at headcanons so don’t feel bad for criticism)

[itsayikeslove]

Do you have any headcanons for Madara and/or Sasuke training habits? Thanks :)

Hi!! Sorry I’m so late, I was busy with school, the holidays, family etc. but I hope you enjoy this even though it’s late!

Madara

* Madara trains so hard to the point that his body may give out. This habit dissipated over time, but it was very prominent in his younger days, his brothers would always worry so much about him due to this

* He likes to eat inarizushi after training since it’s his favorite food (Izuna makes them for him)

* Madara does train with his Jutsus often, but he prefers to train with Kunai or Shuriken.

* Speaking of non chakra related weapons, he likes to train with every weapon he can find to be as versatile as he can on the battlefield. He thinks it “rounds his character”

* As much as he likes fighting, he’s not a huge fan of people watching him when he trains. He thinks it lets people figure out his weakness and destroy him with them (definitely not because it’s the same reason he can’t pee when someone stands behind him)

* If you were ever trained by Madara, get ready to be in so much pain after one day because that man does NOT go easy

Sasuke

* like Madara, he trains very hard. It’s not quite the same as him, but he likes to get his skills sharpened enough to where he likes them

* He gets easily frustrated with himself if he can’t figure out a certain technique or something isn’t perfected to his likening

* he doesn’t necessarily hate people watching him train, but he doesn’t enjoy it. Like Madara, he thinks people will figure out his weakness. He also gets distracted sometimes and easily flustered (he won’t admit it tho lol)

* Definitely eats tomatoes after training. Drinks a lot of water as well, sometimes he’ll put a lemon or lime and maybe even a cucumber into his water to “spice” it up a bit

* As much as Sasuke’s skilled with his Sharingan, it’s one of his least favorite things to train due to bleeding and the fear of becoming blind

* because of that, he also likes to train with weapons. Mostly his sword, but he does train with wire, kunai, shuriken, or fūma shuriken (large shuriken)

[itsayikeslove]

Natsuo Todoroki HC

Natsuo himself isn’t affected by the cold, but growing up with Touya being susceptible to it and watching him shiver whenever it got too chilly or his quirk hurt him too much, he always wears sweatshirts, coats, sweaters in remembrance of him

He started it as a way to mourn him and it was just for him – it was personal.

[itsayikeslove]

Slight NSFW (Eren Yeager)-

I don’t usually like NSFW, and majority of the time it makes me uncomfortable but for the sake of this headcanon;

I fully believe Eren Yeager is a power bottom 💀

[itsayikeslove]

Emotional Niji; (this is if he had his emotions)

If you think Yonji has a difficult time adjusting to his emotions, wait until you hear about Niji

Doesn’t even try to figure out what he’s feeling, the fact that his body can’t make up its mind on what to feel pisses him off alone

He gets very angry at himself for that, and because of that he acts out a lot. It could be yelling at someone, breaking something, or hurting someone, you name it

If he does end up hurting someone, he’ll feel guilt but won’t understand what that means, and will just push it aside and act like it doesn’t exist

Basically, his first instinct is anger when it comes to his other emotions. He gets frustrated and the fact that he can’t make up his mind on what he wants and feels makes him very angry

After awhile when he became adjusted, he calms down quite a lot; he still has his anger issues, but he formed coping mechanisms for it

Like Yonji, he definitely looks up to his older siblings. Albeit he’s closer to Ichiji than Reiju, but he still thinks she’s badass as hell

Speaking of how close he is to Ichiji, after they both got used to emotions, they gradually began to become best friends

Instead of a thin feeling of love, Niji starts to actually care for Ichiji instead of looking at him as a comrade and leader.

They do pretty much everything together, if you didn’t know there were two other siblings, you would just think they’re twins!

Relationships aren’t as prominent to him as they are to Yonji, or Ichiji. He’s more of a one night stand type of guy, and although he has his emotions, he just never got the appeal for it

That’s not to say Niji isn’t interested though. After a long time with thinking about his sexuality (cuz he heard Yonji is bi so he got curious) he came to know that he is pansexual

He had no idea what that meant or that it existed until Reiju helped him, and BOY is he glad. Now he has even more people to swoon over

Out of the three, he’s the most insecure. Going back to his anger, it’s another way to cope with his insecurities

He has his emotions now, but he still thinks he’s weak by being insecure, so he denies it every time somebody’s brave enough to ask. Ichiji is the only one who knows how insecure he is tho

He cares deeply, but is too afraid to show it because he’s even more afraid of rejection (more so platonically than romantically)

Anger again!!! He’s an angry crier too! How much he cries depends on the person. If it’s someone like Ichiji, he’ll sob his eyes out in private for hours long, but if it’s someone insignificant to him like Luffy he’ll be upset for the most part and maybe will shed a few tears in private

I’m telling y’all, blue boy is insecure and he still can’t handle how much his emotions overflow when they’re talked about :(

He doesn’t get as worried as Yonji, but he’s definitely up there. Gone for a few hours? Nothing to worry about. Gone for two days? Getting nervous. Gone for a week? A wreck lol

Niji has codependency on people. He’s grown up with three other siblings and can’t imagine being alone.

He doesn’t even realize he has codependency until Reiju and Yonji are on a mission and Ichiji is in a meeting. He goes insane and gets ridiculously nervous. He hates being alone and becomes very afraid, and his insecurities and fears seep into his mind, and that’s why his siblings don’t leave him specifically alone

Overall, Niji is probably a 8/10 guy only because of his anger, but once he gets it under control goes to a 10/10

[itsayikeslove]

Hey!! May I request headcanons for shanks comforting an s/o after she wakes up from a nightmare? Pure fluff:)

Absolutely!!

Shanks may be a funny and easy going guy, but when his lover has nightmares that man is comforting 100x over!

When his lover wakes up, he’ll be up and worried as hell about them

If it’s in the beginning of the relationship, he asks a lot of questions about their nightmare and how he can help them

If it’s been a long time, he’ll ask if they’re ok, but will go to action right after

He takes no time to make them feel better!

He’ll get them a cup of water and climb into bed with them, wrapping an arm around them and pulling them close so they can hear his heartbeat

As they snuggle, he’ll speak softly and crack a joke or two to lighten the mood a little bit, and when they’re comfortable enough, they’ll tell him about their nightmare

Shanks will constantly reassure them that they’re ok, and to take deep breaths as they speak

As they fall asleep, he’ll run his fingers through their hair and tell them all the things he loves about them (which is literally everything lol)

When they wake up the next morning, they’ll see shanks in the doorway with a goofy ass grin on his face covered with flour and the smell of something burning coming through from the kitchen

It’s the thought that counts right?

(Please don’t let this man cook)

[itsayikeslove]

Emotional Yonji; (this is if he had his emotions)

If he ever got his emotions back he would be an absolute disaster in the beginning

Constantly trying to put a name to an emotion but can’t figure it out because he’s never felt it before

Really the most emotional out of the three Vinsmokes brothers

Even when he doesn’t have emotions he’s very expressive; when he has them it’s even more!! (i.e. will show what he’s feeling on his face and will say what he’s feeling, etc)

Himbo™️

Due to him being a Himbo, his attraction to woman have lessened in regards to being overbearing like how Sanji is; very much loves women though!

Touching on sexuality, Yonji later realizes he’s bisexual and has a mid life crisis in his 20s lol

It’s very new to him, and due to his father not caring about relationships and intimacy, he never taught his kids this, so Yonji is taken aback when he sees a guy and thinks he’s cute

He doesn’t think it’s wrong necessarily, but he knows in the small part of his brain where his habits of being a toy for J*dge are, that he should be ashamed of himself for even thinking about relationships

Even so, he really enjoys the idea of being intimate with another person and would be fully on board to have a lover

Yonji is actually very soft and kind as a person, he’s very generous too, but he won’t hesitate to snap a bitch’s back if they make him angry

Gets worried very easily, and due to this Reiju calls him the mom friend of the Vinsmokes 😳

A sorrowful crier; when he starts to cry it doesn’t stop for a long time, he’ll sob for hours even if it was a minor thing. His crying is also very heart wrenching, just listening hurts your heart :(

Highkey aggressive asf

A very angry guy, but it takes a lot to get him actually furious (insults just make him angry, and more of a “defending my pride” typa thing)

When he’s furious he tries really hard to talk about it but if the person that made him angry won’t listen he’ll get even more pissed

When he gets angry enough (after all of his yelling and his frustration) he’ll walk away due to being unable to handle the situation at that point

Takes many things to heart and is self conscious!! Not a good combo! He’ll stay up late thinking about what he’s upset about for hours and cry about it

He’s most definitely an admirer. He looks/looked up to his older brothers, and most definitely looks up to Reiju

Absolutely adores Reiju too!

In comparison to his older brothers when it comes to emotions, Yonji is really in touch with them and can navigate them pretty well after getting accustomed to them. He’ll let you know what he’s feeling and won’t hold back.

Overall, a 10/10 guy when/if he gets his emotions back