Ooooo~ my gurl what happens to naruto's men with a short s/o 😏😏😏
you could do it sfw and nsfw if it doesn't bother you
[ 🌸 ] dirty diana…! :0
genre: fluff (sfw) ;; smuttie (nsfw-minors dni)
warnings: none;; bottom r! ;; Mentions of sex—I think we already know where this is going.;; I don't remember if I specified the reader's gender, I don't think so, lol 😭 que mal.
Itachi
• After a while of getting to know you, he’ll find you adorable
• He’ll probably compare you to a cute little bean.
• It’s not meant in a bad way.
• However… the guy is very awkward.
• And unfortunately (or fortunately), his INFJ ass trusts you so much that he just can’t help but say it straight to your beautiful face. 😔
“You know… you really remind me of a bean,”
he’ll say while gently brushing your hair.
And you’ll just sit there speechless, unsure if you’ve just been complimented or mildly roasted.
(Lmfaoo—please do the first one, please, please, please)
• Absolute king of always making sure you’re okay and that you can reach things.
• Although… he will entertain himself a little by watching you struggle with your short-person problems.
• He’ll protect you both on the battlefield and inside the Akatsuki hideout.
• He won’t let the others joke about your height.
• Or use your head as an armrest, aaah.
• If you happen to be in an alternate universe where the massacre never happens, prepare your cute little butt for Mikoto gently teasing you about being smaller than her—while Itachi joins in with his mom to tease you.
• (Also be ready, because Fugaku will be hiding an amused smile while Sasuke is already gearing up to join the teasing. 😂)
He'll be careful with you.
He'll hold your hips very gently, too afraid of accidentally hurting you.
Your small stature allows him to lift you and put you in different positions.
They'll usually be the ones you're most comfortable with.
But what he likes most is when you ride him and you're the one setting the pace.
For Itachi, there's nothing sexier than watching you ride him
Who knows why he likes watching you use him for your pleasure?
He also likes to leave kisses on your neck, so he'll always find a way to get there.
(Even if it means bending his back to get there while he's thrusting into you, lmfao)
He'll always ask if you're okay or if he's hurting you.
This can kill the mood.
(Itachi, stop, your sweetheart is fine 😭 Focus on making them orgasm—haha)
Of course, his worries and some of his previous gentleness are quickly extinguished when You tell him it feels good and not to stop until you cum.
Shisui
man
this guy totally won you over with his charm
and his jokes about your height (you pretend to hate it—but you actually love it)
if he sees you struggling to reach something up high, he’ll probably stay right where he is while silently laughing
he’ll start laughing out loud the moment you turn to look at him
and then he’ll bolt when you start chasing him for making fun of you so much
sigh
he’ll definitely smile when you kick some bad guys’ asses after they make fun of you
you show him you don’t always need him to prove who’s the one in charge
even so, he’ll still call you pretty little thing while flashing that flirty smile
pfft
“You’re the perfect definition of ‘tiny but dangerous,’ love!”
he says while giving you a couple of pat pats on the head with that same smile that made you fall for him. You’re not sure whether to laugh or give him a playful punch on the shoulder, because he’s always teasing you about your height… who would’ve thought you’d end up missing those jokes someday.
He doesn't want to hurt you accidentally, so he always pays attention to how your body reacts.
He really likes to pin you face down on the mattress with a pillow under your stomach while he thrusts into you from behind.
Don't ask why but the guy has a fetish for that position for some reason.
He'll leave wet kisses on your shoulder while whispering dirty things in your ear.
His hands will be holding your hips or hands.
He'll ask you between moans if what he's doing feels good.
He knows you're enjoying it, but he likes to hear it from you.
He likes to see you moan beneath him, regardless of your height.
That's just how he is.
Neji
serious guy
he’s unlikely to joke about your height the first time he meets you
but he’s definitely judging your height in silence, lol
I see him as someone who’s interested in tall people, but if he falls for someone short he wouldn’t complain
the tall-people thing isn’t because of any specific preference, it’s just because it’s not something you see often in his clan
if his love interest is a woman, that interest would probably be stronger because almost all the girls in the Hyuga clan are pretty short (like Hinata), haha
he’ll most likely only start thinking you’re cute once you’re already in a serious relationship
and even then, the closest thing to a joke about your height would be something like:
“You know… if you stretch a little more every morning, maybe you’ll grow a few centimeters.”
…and then you’ll never hear anything like that again *sob* first and only time, aww
you’ll have to wait weeks or months to hear anything similar again
haha
since you’re so short, he’ll give you kisses on the forehead
partly because the forehead is a very special place for him because of… you know, the whole story behind the Caged Bird Seal
and also because it’s the only place he can reach without basically bending in half to reach your lips, lmfao
It's kind of AWKWARD
Don't get me wrong 😭 I'm sure it'll get better with time but…!
He doesn't know what position to get into at first, lmfao
You're such a cute little thing, he doesn't want to hurt you by accident
It would be so easy to slip up and crush you with his weight or something
Why did he think that you ask? I don't know
Ay
Anyways
Once he feels more comfortable
And you've found that perfect position and there's not so much awkward tension because neither of you knows what to do
The cute guy likes to hold your hands while he thrusts
He usually likes the missionary position but he also likes doing it standing up
He just picks you up, your legs in his arms holding you in the air
And when you throw your head back in pleasure, he won't miss the chance to kiss your neck
✧ “I hate you,” he stood there, his expression unwavering as your voice seethed with anger. Your voice could cut through thick glass as you shouted at him, but he felt nothing whatsoever. Even as your eyes bore into him, filled with a hatred so intense it could burn a hole through his soul, it wasn’t directed towards him. No, not ever. Yet despite the venom in your words, he didn’t flinch. Instead he listened intently, his expression indifferent. “That’s okay,” he responded, his voice devoid of any apparent emotion. In any other scenario, he would’ve crumpled under the weight of your vitriol, weeping and pleading for an explanation as to why you might hate him. But not now, because he already knew why.
✧ He knew how you mourned him for years, believing him dead and gone, only to find out the hard way the reality. He knew you visited his grave, and wished that you were in his position. He knew that your trust—your perspective of reality had been shattered the very moment his mask fell from his face. With a heavy heart, he continued “I would too,” his gaze never left yours, watching as tears streamed down your reddened cheeks. It had been years since he’d seen you this close, yet you looked young and pretty. The prettiest he’s ever seen you, even with tears glistening on your pretty face.
✧ “I hate you so much,” your voice cracked with pain and resentment as you spoke to him. Your Obito. The revelation that he was still alive, but causing so much pain and suffering shattered your world, leaving you emotionally fractured. “Why? Why do all of this? Why hurt so many?” You ask, searching his face for remorse but finding none, “Because this world is broken,” he answers steadily, his voice awfully gentle to you. “You have nothing in this reality,” his arms open, showing you the distress and chaos that is currently occurring around you. He wanted you to see how your comrades laid lifeless—to make you understand that you lost your friends, your family, your ‘happy ending’. “ Let this happen, and you will be forever happy,” he pauses briefly, searching for the right words to say. He chose his words carefully, locking eyes with you, “With me. With a better version of me. One that will keep you happy for the rest of your life,” Despite your heart-wrenching cries, he did nothing to stop this war. As you wept before him, he knew your pain would be temporary. He knew that once his plan took action—the infinite Tsukuyomi—you would find happiness. Even if you hate him now, he reassured himself, you wouldn’t think the same after his plan was completed.
Obito Uchiha (Shinobi)
✧ Obito, a strong and beloved jonin from the Leaf village, stood there, his chest tightening at the words that just came out of your mouth. His expression shifted as his mind struggled to comprehend what you had said. Suddenly, without a second thought, his words slipped through his lips as he tried to make sense of what you told him, “What… did you say?” he asked carefully, his eyes frantically darting over your face as if searching for an answer. You met his gaze, repeating your words with unwavering conviction, “I said, I hate you,”
✧ As you repeat yourself, Obito’s heart sank to the bottom of his stomach, his throat constricting as it became harder to breathe. He could handle any other response, any other thing you could have said, but hearing your harsh words was almost too much for him. “Why? What did I do? I don’t understand,” he manages to ask in desperation, trying his best to move closer to you. His heart clenched and turned inside his chest, and he boiled with fear. He loves you! He loves you to the moon and back! Why would you say that you hate him when he eats, sleeps, and breathes for you? You were his everything, so how could you hate him when he loved you so dearly?
✧ “Because you never notice how much I try for you. You’re always looking for Rin’s approval, and what about me? I’m left in the dark with nothing. I’m done with you. I’m done with trying to make you realize I’ve been in love with you for years,” you pour your heart out to him, desperate and hurt, and that’s when he realizes what this was about. Though his heart slightly fluttered at your revelation, he still felt awful for the way you were feeling all this time. The tingling sensation in the back of his mind kept bothering him as he examined every inch of your expression. “That’s… why?” He asks with a drop of his shoulder, sighing in pure relief at your confession, which only fueled the burning anger inside you. “I thought it was for something else I might’ve done… (Y/N), I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed, but I’m in love with you,” his confession caught you in surprise, his voice revealing his true feelings with no hesitation. What once was nervousness and anxiety had now been replaced with determination as he yearned to seek for a solution. It was true, he was deeply in love with you, but people still thought he had something for Rin when he didn’t. However, he did hide the fact that he liked you out of fear of another rejection. With Rin, he handled it well, but with you? He wouldn’t be able to take it. “I’m sorry if I ever made you feel horrible. I’m sorry I never noticed, and I’m sorry I hid it from you for so long. I love you, over anything there is in this world. The only thing I want is you, always and forever you,”
Madara Uchiha
✧ “I hate you,” your words felt like a slap to the face, making Madara turn around to face you swiftly. Although his face was deemed expressionless, his body tensed and tightened the more he processed your words. He had obviously been taken aback by your audacity to say such things, but he tried his best to hide his discomfort. With arms crossed over his chest, he scoffed and parted his lips, ready to give you a piece of his mind. “Get over it, woman,” he snarls at you with authority, and slight annoyance. You, his wife, should never say that to him. He’s given you everything; a home, a family, and more importantly, love. “You are acting like a child over something that should have never pestered you in the first place,” although your words had not hit him hard when you first spat them, they started to annoy him the more they set in, “If you hate me, why even decide to say yes when I proposed? If you are going to bother me with such nonsense, I will not bother with you,”
✧ His words were meant to hurt you as much as you hurt him, and when he notices the pain in your eyes, he’s satisfied… until he’s not. Until that annoying tingling feeling lingers under his skin as he watches your eyes brim with tears. The tingling feeling that pulled on the tendons of his heart any time you cried was crawling under every inch of his body. “Oh please, do not start with the tears,” he groaned in annoyance, but the salty tears were already streaming down your puffy cheeks. Despite this, he didn’t move an inch to comfort you, but watched you as you cried for a couple of minutes until he released an exasperated sigh. “Why? Why do you care so much for those people when all they have done is hurt you?” He asks with irritation, referring to your clan members who’ve hurt you in the past. He has said something out of line, and you argued with him about it, which ended you two up here.
✧ “Because we should be better people than them. Violence should never be the answer,” you sniffle with clenched fist, “But that is something you seem to never stop thinking about,” you admit, trying to hold in your tears. You didn’t want to keep crying like this in front of him. You wanted to be strong, “And if you think I am such a burden, then why keep this ring on my finger—,” you were surprised when his fingers wrap around your wrist to stop you from taking off the ring he had gifted you the night he proposed, “Because I know who I married. The same nagging woman I am with now, is the same nagging woman I fell in love with. If I had any regrets of marrying you, you would be back in your clan,” he scoffs and pulls your head to his chest with an annoyed expression “I love you, you stupid woman,” to any other person, your relationship might’ve seemed strange, but to you, this moment showed you just how much he truly loved you. Even if he has weird ways of showing it.
Shisui Uchiha
✧ Wait, he didn’t quite hear you well. Wait, what did you say? He turned towards you with a raised brow, his mouth slightly parted as he tried to figure out if you had said what he thought you said. Noticing his lost expression, you had no choice but to repeat yourself, much to your annoyance “I hate you,” this time, he did hear you. Loud and clear. To him, it felt like he took hours to respond to you, but in reality, his answer left his mouth almost immediately, “No you don’t,” It wasn’t meant to be cocky, it just sounded like it was. At least, to you it sounded cocky, and it made you even angrier with him. It annoyed you that he never took you seriously, “Oh, so now you think you know how I feel, do you?” you spat at him, hands clenching into tight fists as your eyes locked intensely, “You never care about anything! You come home and sleep and don’t even have time for me. I know you have a hard job, and I don’t expect you to be there at my beck and call, but at least asking me how I am would be enough,” you stressed, waving your arms frantically around you in desperation. You had been like this all week, stressed and unable to talk to anyone, because the only person you could ever rant and banter about things that bothered you in life was barely there for you, and when he was, it was like he wasn’t! He would barely listen to you anymore, and would expect you to listen to him. And you did, you always did. But you wanted something in return, and that was a sliver of his attention.
✧ “You're telling me you hate me over something so little?” he asks with furrowed brows, making you even more annoyed, “Over something so little?” You repeated through gritted teeth. His face, for once, contorted into one of annoyance, something you had never seen on him before, “Yes! Little! Because you know how my line of work is! You know that I barely have time to sleep, let alone waste my time with useless banter!” You were left speechless, standing in front of him with hurt eyes. “Yeah, useless. You’re right. Because my feelings don’t matter,” you scoff, “That’s not what I—” you interrupt him by turning away, tears forming in the corner of your eyes as realization finally hits him. You weren’t trying to waste his time, you just wanted to spend time with him. He had been so lost in his work, so busy caring for himself that he completely neglected you.
✧ “Oh darling,” he takes your hand again, a frown painting his face, “I’m sorry, okay? I didn’t mean any of the things I said. I’m just stressed out. Everything's happening so fast, and the clan isn’t helping at all.” he sighs and pulls you in towards him, engulfing you in his tight embrace, yet you didn’t say anything, “I know I’ve been neglecting you, and you deserve better. Please, let me make it up to you,” he whispers into you hair as he lowers down to kiss your head, “I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t have you by my side,”
Itachi Uchiha
✧ “I hate you,” you mumble under your breath as you look at your lover. No, he wasn’t your lover anymore. He had left the village years ago, leaving you behind with a broken heart and a broken image of him. He was a monster who murdered his entire clan, and even though he had left years ago, he still looked the same as when he was still in the village, with only one difference. Those eyes. Those red eyes that stared deep into your soul. They terrified you. The eyes that you once loved and cared about so much looked down at you with no emotion. They were empty. They were dark. They were hurt. “I hate you, for everything that you did,” you pushed him, backing away from him with angry eyes. His cloak told you everything you needed to know. He was part of the Akatsuki, he was the enemy now. He was a traitor, and although your words were meant to hurt him, he closed his eyes and nodded, understanding your hatred towards him. “I understand,” he says in such a soft voice. His voice that you missed so much.
✧ You didn’t understand why he came to visit you. Why come in the middle of the night to see you? Why? Why waste his breath coming back to see you when he knew you wanted nothing to do with him? Because this would be his final goodbye. There were only a handful of people Itachi cared for—Two, to be exact. His brother, and the love of his life. He knew that soon he’d perish, and this was the final time he would ever see you again. Not that it mattered. He tried not to think about it, thinking it would make things worse. It would be better if he never came to see you, but his heart got the best of him, and so he sat there at your window, looking at you for one final time.
✧ “You don’t,” you clench your fist, hurt by his mere presence, “I don’t want anything to do with you, and I will report you to the higher ups. Unless you came here to kill me, which I don’t doubt,” you were defenseless, but you wouldn’t go out without a fight. Never. You would fight until the very end, but soon you realized he wasn’t there to kill you. “I have no need for that,” he closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, “I came by my own selfishness. I don’t expect you to understand, and I accept your hatred, which I deserve,” he looks at you, red eyes burning into yours, “I simply wanted to see you for a final time,” he smiles and reaches out for you, pushing your hair out of your face, “My love,” and with that, your vision goes black as your consciousness slips away from you. You would wake up the next day tucked into your bed with a necklace tucked tightly in your hand.
Sasuke Uchiha
✧ Words never hurt this Uchiha, he was used to every awful thing anyone could throw at him. He cared too little about anything and everything, and that's what you hated the most about him. He barely cared about anything you did or said, at all times. He didn’t care how you looked because he never complimented you, he didn’t care how you acted because he barely spoke to you. You felt like you were in a relationship with a ghost, in fact, the comparison was not even close, because dating a ghost would be ten times better than this. And with every passing day of being emotionally neglected by your partner, today was no different. He was back in the village, and instead of coming to you first—to his home—he decided it was better to meet with Naruto and Sakura over seeing his wife who waited patiently everyday for him. You questioned if the ring on your finger meant anything to him at all at that moment. Despite this,
✧ When he got home, you were so happy, yet he showed no sign of interest in anything you did for him. You cooked and he ate, saying nothing about the taste of your new recipe. In fact, he seemed like he didn’t notice that you had learnt to cook a new dish just for him. Even so, you shrugged his annoying attitude off and asked about his day instead. Your question seemed to annoy the tired man as he became uninterested in mid conversation. When you asked him what was wrong, he shrugged you off. You kept questioning him until he snapped at you, telling you how you were annoying him with all your worries. This had been the final straw. You always gave everything in the relationship. You understood he wasn’t the best at showing his emotions, but it didn’t mean he could act like he didn’t care about you. Like you were nothing. The argument got heated and it ended up with you opening your mouth without thinking. “I hate you!” After your words fell out of your mouth, the room fell silent. He who had been looking away from you, had now turned his full attention towards you, “You don’t mean that, stop being dramatic,” the sight of him rolling his eyes hurt you more than it ever did. “You don’t care about anything, Sasuke. I do everything to try and please you. I could even say I live for you, but it’s never enough! You don’t take a sliver of your time to appreciate me. You think I have to be there for you whenever you need me, but can just leave whenever you want!” you yell, hitting the wall in frustration.
✧ “You don’t care about me! You don't love me anymore!” you were in a current state of pure anger, letting out everything you ever wanted to say to him. This makes him stand up and walk towards you, taking your wrist in his hand. You look up at him, tears of frustration prickling in the corner of your eyes. “If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t have married you. You mean a lot more to me than you think. I… I’m sorry if I don’t show it,” he sighs, “I love your cooking, I love your stories—I love hearing about everything that happened throughout your day. You’re the only thing I can think about when I’m away,” he lets go of your wrist and places a hand on your cheek, “Don’t hate me, because you’re the only important thing in my life. You’re my wife, and I…” he stops himself, trying to build the courage to complete his sentence. A small blush decorates his cheeks before he sighs, “I care for you a lot,” your husband wasn’t perfect, but you still loved him a lot, and you knew he loved you too.
bf!shisui who is a golden retriever in a clan full of black cats.
bf!shisui who's primary love language is physical touch. who—when alone with you—can't keep his hands off of you. who finds it so cute when you give him a hug before he heads out on a mission. who always whispers "one more," whenever he's caught up with kissing you. it's never just one more with him.
bf!shisui who's an absolute menance that loves teasing you. it's one of his favorite pasttimes.
bf!shisui who's second language is quality time. who loves nothing more than to be at home with you and just be. who in those moments, doesn't feel like shushin no shisui, the shinobi who has a flee on sight order. for a moment, he allows himself to forget about everything related to his life as a shinobi and simply focus on the feeling of you in his arms.
bf!shisui who loves when you play with his hair. who can spend the entire day laying on your lap and let your gentle fingers scratch at his scalp. he'll insist that he won't fall asleep on your lap this time, but he always does.
bf!shisui who regularly trains with you (if you're a shinobi). who takes great pleasure in pinning you to the ground and can't help but tease you when you squirm and try and break free from his grip. expect a kiss on the nose during these instance, his playfullness coming out.
bf!shisui who never thought domestic life would be so sweet. waking up next to you every morning, greeted with the sight of your relaxed, sleeping face. who holds you from behind whenever you're cooking. and whenever he doesn't have any missions, is purposely slow with eating just to indulge in the simplicity as long as possible.
bf!shisui who keeps dates simple, but meaningful. who's favorite is when he would take you out to a small clearing in the outskirts of village, lay down next to you and watch as the stars. who is much more interested in watching your face, illuminated by the moonlight.
bf!shisui who can read you like a book, perseptive to the point you wondered—one more than one occasion—if he can somehow read your mind. you can't hide anything from him. who's incredibly attentive, notices the smallest things like if you have a new favorite food, or if you got a new pair of sandals. it comes to a point where it feels like he knows you better than you know yourself.
bf!shisui who confides in you about a lot of things, but never about the situation regarding his clan and the brewing coup de'etat. he can't bring himself to do because he knows you'll worry, knows that you'll try and get involved for the sake of his safety. who refuses to put you in harm's way.
bf!shisui who starts to distance hisself towards the end of his life. who knows that he doesn't have the willpower to go through what must be done if you try and talk him out of it. as much as he loves you, he has to do it. for the sake of the village and for the people who he holds dear to his heart.
bf!shisui who—after giving itachi his right eye—asks him to send you one last message and handing him a small box before falling to his death. who's thoughts are filled with your smile and laugh and his favorite moments with you playing like a slideshow in his mind.
bf!shisui who leaves behind small trinkets in the box, things that remind you of your time together over the years which itachi gives you in the days after his death.
bf!shisui who's guilt is palpable on the pages of the letter he wrote for you before he died as he apologizes for leaving you behind. who hopes to find you again in another life and thanks you for being with him when he was still alive.
In a modern AU, how would the Uchihas react to "no lube, no protection, all night all day" text message from their s/o??
I love such unhinged requests for these men🌸😭 Cutie Anon keep them coming. I had too much fun writing this!
Indra Ōtsutsuki
At first, he stares at the screen with that slow, dangerous smirk the one that promises trouble. He calls you immediately, voice low and commanding:
“Repeat that to me. I want to hear you say it.”
He clears his evening schedule within minutes. Expect him at your door, suit still on, but the tie already loosened. He doesn’t just show up he prepares.
Madara Uchiha
He raises a brow, scoffs once, then rereads it three times because surely his partner didn’t just challenge him of all people.
“All night and all day? You’re confident. Don’t beg for a break later.”
He shows up with the most annoyingly smug attitude, only fueled by the fact that you initiated it. He treats it like a competition he refuses to lose.
Shisui Uchiha
Shisui chokes on his water, stares at the text with wide eyes, blush creeping up his neck.
“I– wow, okay, so we’re doing that today?”
He sends five flirty voice notes in a row, all playful threats, then teleports (Shunshin) to your place faster than GPS could load. He’ll joke, tease, and flirt the entire way but do not underestimate him.
Izuna Uchiha
He freezes. Completely. You’ve just short–circuited his brain.
He types:
“…Right now??”
Deletes it.
Types:
“Are you sure?”
Deletes it again.
Finally sends:
“On my way.”
He arrives nervous but determined to prove himself. And once the switch flips? Good luck walking the next day.
Obito Uchiha
Obito drops his phone on his face. He wasn’t emotionally prepared.
He sends three emojis before finding words: 😳🔥🏃♂️
Then:
“Don’t play with me like that, I’m clocking out early.”
He literally makes up an excuse at work and leaves. He’s flustered, but the moment he arrives, the softness is gone, he shows he’s been waiting for you to ask.
Sasuke Uchiha
He acts unfazed… on the outside.
Inside? System malfunction.
He responds with a single dry text:
“Hn. Be ready.”
Then throws his phone onto the bed, runs a hand through his hair, and actually starts mentally preparing like he’s going into battle. He doesn’t brag, he lets actions speak.
Itachi Uchiha
He sets his phone down slowly, exhales, and smiles in that calm, devastating way.
He calls you, voice soft but with a sinful edge:
“You must really want me tonight.”
He doesn’t rush. He makes you wait in anticipation because he wants the moment to be unforgettable. When he arrives, everything is intentional, slow at first, then absolutely overwhelming when he decides you’re ready.
When it comes to going down on you, Kakashi is a downright menace and will do absolutely everything in his power to make sure you'll think of him for days to come
To ensure he has the element of surprise on his side and you don't see what's coming your way, Kakashi will blindfold you and tie your wrists to the headrest of your bed. He can't risk you peeking after all. Besides, there's something so incredibly hot and beautiful about seeing you so helpless and having you at his mercy
Will absolutely take advantage of your vulnerability and take his sweet time bringing you close to the edge, only to deny you the sweet release that's boiling inside just as you are about to burst
Chuckles at the myriad of curses you throw at him for being a dickhead and not letting you fucking cum
But when he does, boy oh boy, does make 'up' for his cruel teasing and make you cum several times in a row, each orgasm more intense than the previous one, ending with you as an overly sensitive mess unable to form a coherent thought, and a very happy and satisfied Kakashi
Obito
Obito is downright addicted to the taste of you. If he could, he'd spend hours between your legs and pleasure you. And sometimes he even does.
He's very vocal during it, showering you in praises and letting out satisfied moans as he pleases you with his mouth
Depending on his mood, he'll either be incredibly sweet and tender, or downright cruel and edge you for hours on end. He'd make you beg and squirm desperately, even going as far as to restrain you with some nice ropes and let his possessive side come through and mark you everywhere, before he even considers giving you what you've been begging for since the beginning
Tends to get carried away rather quickly and becomes quite sloppy during it with saliva coating his chin after being away on a mission for quite some time. Must be the withdrawal symptoms
Would definitely not mind waking you up with his mouth on you every morning
Itachi
Itachi likes to take his time with you and slowly get you worked up by kissing along the insides of your thighs and making his way up to your center inch by inch
Once he gets to it, his ministrations are gentle and sensual, flattening his tongue to give you slow strokes and suckling on the very sensitive parts of your sex
If you squirm too much, he will hold you in place and 'punish' you by going even slower, enjoying the sight of your eyes rolling to the back of your head and your hands gripping the sheets or his hair as you let out squeals and moans of pure ecstasy
Praise. Praise. Praise. This man has studied the book of praises and will stop at absolutely nothing to make you feel like royalty, both physical and verbal, while looking up at you with the most pussy dripping and dick hardening gaze that's humanly possible
Once Itachi is done with you, your legs will be shaking for hours. And the mere thought of having him between your legs again will be enough to make you all hot and bothered
Shisui
Just like Obito, Shisui is completely and utterly addicted to you. He just can't keep his hands off of you, much less his mouth
Aside from your incredible taste and the delightful sounds that escape your pretty lips, it's also a way for him to relieve his pent up stress. Being a shinobi of his calibre does come with a huge amount of it after all
Shisui, being the playful little tease he is, will have you beg for him to finally let you cum, while the tip of his tongue playfully dances around your most sensitive spots. Always bringing you so close to the edge before withdrawing just in time to deny you that sweet release and leave you whining in frustration and need
He's also rather shameless and would love for everyone to hear you scream his name, so that they know who's making you see stars at the training grounds during the day. It's like a badge of honour for him
Sometimes he gets so into it, that he subconsciously activates his sharingan and stares at you with a look of pure hunger. Like a predator ready to strike its prey
Gaara
Gaara is the definition of attentive and gentle. He loves hearing you moan his name as he uses his mouth and hands to bring you to heaven.
He's completely devoting himself to your pleasure and will always hold one of your hands, because he's a sweetheart and just craves the physical touch on top of the shared sexual intimacy
Will shower you with compliments and gently coo your name as he watches your face contort in pleasure and feel your body squirm underneath him
Gaara could never deny you anything, you're like his personal deity. However, he's more than willing to comply with your wishes and play a bit more dirty if that's what you're into
To Gaara, giving oral isn't just a way to pleasure one's needs and desires. To him, it's a way to show his deep love and devotion for his partner. It's like an art that demands the finest of skills. And your responses and reactions are the highest of praises one can receive
Kankuro
Kankuro is not only a cocky and smug bastard with a witty tongue and a master of puppeteering. He also knows how to use that mouth and fingers expertly in the bedroom and make you scream his name for the entire village to hear
Knowing that he can make you feel so good only boosts his already big ego and will make him even more eager to have his way with you
He will use his chakra strings to keep your hands tied and your legs nicely spread and open for him to feast upon you to his heart's content. And may Jashin have mercy on you when he's been deprived of it for too long
Of course, given that he can be quite the prick, he won't give you what you want so easily and make you beg for it, relishing in the frustration and neediness that resonates in your tone
"You good, sugar?" He would ask you with feigned innocence between harsh sucks and light bites, plastering your inner thighs with his marks while you are teetering on the edge of heaven and hell
Madara
Madara isn't a man who takes orders from anyone. Not even his little darling. However, if you ask him very, very nicely, he might relent and give you what you desire. But it comes with a price of course
Once he starts giving you what you asked for, there's no turning back. His mouth and hands are constantly on you, possessively touching every inch of skin while enjoying the way your vocal cords sing his name, your squirming body firmly pinned to whatever surface you're on
Madara takes great pleasure in taunting you when you ask for a break because you've come three times already and are overstimulated beyond comprehension
"What's wrong, darling? Tired already? Here, let me help you."
On top of stimulating you until your knees are practically jello, he'll also fuck you senseless afterwards. To remind you that you either play by his rules or not at all
Sasuke
Sasuke is incredibly mean about you wanting him down there, teasing and taunting you about being so needy and will only give in so you stop whining like a 'bitch in heat'. He acts like he's annoyed, but in reality he's totally down for it
He's more on the rougher side of things and will make you whimper and writhe in total ecstasy and desperation as he selfishly takes what you so generously offer
During it, he'll possessively cover your body in bite marks and hickeys and tell you how pathetic you are and how he is the only one who can and will pleasure you
And since he's so nice, he'll go all out on you until he says he's done you're completely satisfied
Of course his 'services' don't come for free and so he will demand some sort of repayment. Whether it's him fucking you, or you giving him a blow job doesn't really matter to him in that moment
The Naruto men (Kakashi, Gaara, Shisui, Itachi, Sasuke, Obito) when they accidentally flip the camera while they are changing clothes while FaceTiming with GF
Itachi Uchiha
- Immediately ends the call.
- You’re staring at your screen like: did he just—?
- Two minutes later you get a message:
“…That was unintentional.”
- Another message:
“I apologize.”
- Another message:
“I won’t speak of this again.”
- Later he will train in the woods reconnecting with nature from embarrassment
But don’t lie, he looked good.
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Sasuke Uchiha
- Goes pale. You hear him whisper:
“…No.”
- He doesn’t hang up. He slowly turns the camera away, then stares at you like:
“If you ever tell anyone…”
- He’ll avoid eye contact for three days and won’t speak unless you bring it up.
He’s dramatic and moody, but also lowkey hoping you liked what you saw.
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Obito Uchiha (pre-madara)
- “AAAAA—” drops phone in a panic
- Comes back scrambling, face flushed red:
“THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO—WHY DID IT FLIP I SWEAR—”
- Covers the camera with his hand.
- You’re laughing, he’s dying inside.
- Might playfully say:
“Well? Are you blind now or what?”
He turns into a flustered golden retriever after that.
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Shisui Uchiha
- Literally smirks the second it happens.
- Doesn’t panic — just casually fixes the camera after a second.
- Stares at you and says:
“So, you saw that.”
“You’re welcome.”
- Might wink. Might say,
“Next time I’ll make sure the lighting’s better.”
Zero shame. But if you blush? He’s thriving.
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Kakashi Hatake
- Secretly dying, Pretending he’s fine ahhh behavior
- You see everything. He sees your shocked face.
- All he says is:
“Ah. My bad.”
- Continues the convo like nothing happened.
- But his voice is 10% deeper now.
- Later, you’ll get a text:
“How bad was it? Scale of 1 to therapy.”
- And:
“Should I be proud or should I cry?”
He’ll be mortified inside, but he’s playing it cool.
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Gaara
- He sees your reaction and immediately says:
“Did I—? No.”
-Closes the camera,
then texts:
“I made a mistake. I didn’t mean for you to see that.”
- Then goes silent. For a while.
- But eventually calls again:
“Do you… think less of me?”
Sensitive king. Handle with care.
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Want to see more Naruto men headcanons and should I do other characters? Let me know pls
Im telling you, this guy has his hands all over you the whole freaking time. If it’s resting his hand on your thigh, holding your hand or wrapping his arm around your waist. He’s always somehow touching you or else he feels like you‘re not there or that you’re gonna disappear, and he hates that feeling.
Compliments
Yall have not seen him compliment you, oh my. He’s complimenting everything on you, everything that he notices and even if it’s your lashes or your lips looking a bit different, he will give you a compliment on that. His compliments are mostly during eye contact, but he’s randomly giving you compliments 20 times in one hour.
Eye contact
Itachi‘s eyes are only on you, if yall sitting in a room, meeting, dinner with someone else, he‘s gonna look at you till you realize and either you try and hold the eye contact or flush and look away, because he knows your weaknesses and he likes to use them.
Gentleman
He‘s going to hold you the door open, he‘s going to buy you flowers without you having to ask, he‘s going to offer you his arm while walking, oh that man is a living green flag.
Jealousy
He‘s jealous, yes, he is jealous at everyone that gets more attention than him, especially boys. But he’s not really going to show it, there a small signs in once. He‘s getting quiet, observing the person you are with making it clear that you are his and are not to play with. He‘s way more touchy than usual, but his grips are tight. Waaaaaay tighter than usual.
Shisui:
Making you laugh
Shisui is always going to make you laugh, especially when you‘re not feeling well. He will try and lighten up your mood with either some jokes, doing silly stuff or even tickling you, because he knew how ticklish you are.
Gentleman
That guy is a living gentleman, oh my. Tell him that you’re on your period, he‘ll carry you home, lay you down and when he’s back he‘s back with multiple whole bars of chocolate, flowers and a teddy bear. He‘ll make the bed warm and comfortable for you, he‘ll make a tea for you and lay down next to you so you both can either watch something or cuddle.
Allowed?
Shisui is the type of guy to always ask you if he’s allowed to do something. "Are you fine if I go out and train for a bit?" "Is it okay if I go out with itachi? Do you wanna come too? You look so comfortable right now." "Can I go on that mission? It’s an important one." and YES, he’ll ask you if he can go to the mission.
Confident
That guy is confident. Wear a short, tight dress when you two go out and he‘ll be like "DAMN! Don‘t worry, I can fight." or when you ask him if you can go out with your team, but there are gonna be boys. "Sure, go ahead just tell me if they try something and I’ll burn their house." and he‘s dead drop serious about that. The next day there are reports about a house that is burning.
Making sure you’re okay
Shisui is always first making sure that you’re okay and good. You‘re not going anywhere, you‘re not doing anything as long as you‘re not fine and he knows when you‘re unsure or not feeling well, because he can see it in your eyes and hear it in your voice. Don‘t you dare lie to him, he knows you.
AGHHH, I thought I’ll take much longer, but here are the hcs with shisui and itachi as your boyfriend!! I hope yall like it
