Heir Of Ash And Fire

Fuck off 😘

[priestessshizuka-deactivated202]

posting my werewolf meme here too bc it needs to be said.

[lmaonade]

Didn’t you used to be 21?

sometimes things change anon i’m sorry 

[grimeclown]

As a clown I refuse to do sexy stuff in my real actual clown outfit because that is for the kids but I have a separate clown outfit for sexy stuff.

You’re a role model and a legend

[oscillatingdichotomy]

Separation of church & state

[risu75]

Twiggy Toyota Corona Japan ad, 1966

[holythefirm-deactivated20210220]

Twiggy…no..

[scumfuckus]

seriously twiggy read the room

[bochabucc]

The world wasn't ready for Megamind in 2010. I think it could be ready now. After seeing the same superhero arc in every Marvel movie, the squandered subversion in expectations from Game of Thrones, the tired consistent revamps of previously done ideas from Disney,, I petition that we just rerelease Megamind in theaters again. No changes at all. Just toss it back in there and let people experience culture and class for the first time in their lives

[lmaonade]

if you need me i’ll be drinking water from the hate pond to learn about violence 

[mycontroversialposts]

today in: another weird lame text post that pretty much means nothing

[lmaonade]

do you have a fucking problem with me 

[back-that-sass-up]

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[unclebeanbag]

Much. 

[tradiespotter]

Horse must have been desperate

[babyanimalgifs]

It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

[eyyyiwantdeath]

[pussypinklipstick-blog]

[pussypinklipstick-blog]

[hungwy]

add me to the broth

[shittymoviedetails]

In Taylor Swift’s 2017 song “Look What You Made Me Do”, she says “I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams.” This is foreshadowing to her role in Cats (2019), which will give all its viewers nightmares.

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[bang]

what if one day tumblr decided to reveal all anon messages

[qosmonautical]

I have a story!!!

One time someone from my school made this confession page on Twitter that you could text and it would immediately post on the Twitter page, completely anonymously. It spread really quickly and everyone knew by the second day it was going on. Some awful things were being said on it, I mean literally no one was spared. No one had any clue who was running it and they wouldn’t filter any messages. The school board got so sick of this account that they contacted authorities to see what they could do to shut it down, but since it wasn’t affiliated with the school, technically, they couldn’t shut it down.

So, this went on for four days, just awful messages being posted about one another with no clue who was posting them (as anyone could text the number to send in). Then came the finale which changed everything. At eight, they would accept any DMs and post them, any texts, and then post them all at once at midnight. Everyone was rushing to send in their confessions, and like 100 or so came in.

Midnight comes. Messages flood in. Then the owner posts something a little weird, along the lines of, ‘Nothing was anonymous after all’. And posts a fUCKING LINK WITH ALL THE NUMBERS AND THE MESSAGES EACH POSTED AND SCREENSHOTS OF ALL DMS AND THE NEXT DAY THERE WERE LITERALLY FIVE DIFFERENT FIGHTS

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

that’s some regina george level shit right there

[drugstoreperfumemp3]

I’m out of ideas.