Fuck Tumblr

fuck this site. I'm only using this account now to browse and occasionally reblog stuff

[cinemamind]

Teaser Test: Nightmares

Music from ‘Severed’ by Audiomachine (cw body horror and flashing images)

[mysharona1987]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me: hey art student: *breaks multiple eggs onto their naked body and start crawling on the floor* me: okay!

[bewareofchickens-deactivated202]

[sweet-bitsy]

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

[taopopop]

C'est les swimming poules

[pandas-and-squirrels]

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

[lady-raziel]

fucken 

D E L I V E R Y   TIME

[nocontextveggies]

[aidoru-ojisan]

Cute Japanese Anime Girls get frightened by a group of pretty fluent sounding Spanish Anime men

[donshofer]

hahahaha

[mlekonya]

oblivious

[naamahdarling]

i lost my shit at the last panel

[peachdere]

[officialkarkat-moved]

Erasing canon bisexual representation, even if it’s with another LGBT+ identity, is legitimately harmful.

It further enforces the fact that bi people are “less LGBT+”, or that they don’t deserve representation for whatever reason. Even if that isn’t your intention, that is what it does. It further stigmatizes bi people and it makes people think we are less LGBT+ or not as valid.

If a character is canonically bisexual, do not throw contradicting labels onto them. Let them be bisexual. Let it be *known* they are bisexual.

Otherwise it’ll get to the point where no one even remembers they are actually bisexual.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A butt load of dildos is one dildo

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you deserve someone who looks at you as you’re mid-laugh and feels like the luckiest person on earth

[gaynonbinarytheaterkid]

there’s really no “passing” when you’re nb, it’s more like “aiming for confusion”

[xerneas--anti]

i get top notch euphoria when people have to ask my gender

[theeyesofmymother]

top notch euphoria was a child asking if i was a sir or ma'am and two people beside the child answering at the same time, loudly, and very sure of themselves, “sir” and “ma'am.”

[sarahseeandersen]

[cognitohazardous]

bro im sick of this shit im sick of the fact that we all gotta sit here making online jokes to cope with the fact that the most inhumane and horrible things are happening on/to the planet all cause some freak ass demons will stop at nothing to get some shitty oil like this is hell im living in what hell is

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

That’s it I’m outta here. HYAAAH *slaps own ass*

[shiftythrifting]

Pancake the steamrollered teddy bear, found at the op shop last Christmas. Though he’s pretty two-dimensional, he has a unique personality and is perfectly travel sized to squish in a suitcase — or to slip down the side of the bed.

[vodcar]

i’m in tears i can’t stop thinking about Pancake