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Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON

if i look back, i am lost
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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@itsdior9710
dafuq
😭😭😭😭
JONASI
having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.
I KNOW YOU LYING.
WHERE. IS. MINE. You can pigeon it
Also, do you prefer chicken or meat shawarma cuz just so you know meat is better but
you know what,
you know what,
you know what,
Just wait till I next have shawarma
I called all the shawarma places and theyre not gonna give you shawarma anymore cause you dont think its sexy.
FAHHHHHH I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
and don’t worry… I MAKE MINE🤫🤭👹👹👹
I KNOW YOU LYING.
WHERE. IS. MINE. You can pigeon it
Also, do you prefer chicken or meat shawarma cuz just so you know meat is better but
you know what,
you know what,
you know what,
Just wait till I next shawarma
Tried hotpot and kbbq today, ts was so good✌️
Not y’all being able to see my comments
wish I could start a group chat on tumblr.
WAIT. TAG GAME IDEA, TAG THE PEOPLE YOUD INCLUDE IN THE GROUP CHAT
ahem…
@zippyskyfalls @infinity-is-also-zero @hellhexx @skrimpcrisps
@wannabelaika @just-ray @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @dont-you-dare-forget-the-sun @people-displeaser
@zeta-finnish @a-french-coconut @karnak-the-novelty-machine @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli @avhira
@itsdior9710 @sharktailor @golden-birdie @xxbehindthemaskxx @wistriverside
Yall invited to the fake tumblr group chat
I feel so honored I feel like I should kneel but
If you’ve already been tagged, I’m sorry you know I’m lazy
@rumifridgetooth @aymmgreen @koiagain @stories-i-guess @skrimpchips @infinity-is-also-zero
Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. But if you're ___ and you know it, ___."
But if you’re chronically online and you know it, start a thread😭
Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! What do the letters in TADC stand for?
Again, I have a list😭
Temporal Anomalies & Divorce Court
Transdimensional Antidepressant Distribution Center
Tax Evasion And Divine Consequences
They Are Definitely Cursed
Theatre Adults Discover Cannibalism
The Autism Demon Coalition
The Algorithm Demands Carnage
Three Aliens Doing Cocai–lemme stop right there
Silly Game Time: WEIRD BATTLE OF THE BANDS! Fleetwood Mac & Cheese, a tribute band that does cover versions of Fleetwood Mac songs (classic rock of the 70s & 80s), except all the lyrics are about Italian food. VS Sharkira, a tribute singer that does cover versions of Shakira songs (Latin-American pop of the 90s and 2000s) except all the lyrics are about marine biology.
If you had to listen to one of these options for one whole hour, uninterrupted, which would you choose?
Sharkira. Easily.
An hour of hearing someone passionately sing about bioluminescent squid to the tune of “Hips Don’t Lie” sounds like the exact kind of cursed experience that loops around into genius. I need to know how they’d rhyme “cartilaginous fish” in a chorus.
Fleetwood Mac & Cheese would absolutely have one incredible joke (“You Can Go Your Own Parmesan”) and then slowly become emotionally exhausting.
Silly Game Time: Coming up with a fitting name for an original character is one of the trickiest parts of character creation. Yet I think it's also one of the most fun challenges! So what do you think would be a good name for a character associated with water?
This could be based on literally anything, including just vibes. But ideas could come from mythology (gods and spirits and heroes and monsters from different cultures). Or history (figures who famously studied or thought about or worked on water). Or media (many different stories, games, and movies have characters, classes, and species who are connected with oceans, lakes, and rivers). Or simple word association derivatives (for example, with "fire" you could get "combustion", which could then give Combu, Ombust, Stion, Costio, etc.).
YEEEEHEEHEE
Ok I have a small list:
Nerina
Mirelle
Tempest
Aqualis
Delphin🐬lol
Caspian
Marlow
Naut/Nautilis
Fin(duh)
Ok my thumbs are cramping but thanks for the ask!!! I look forward to these!!
Silly Game Time: TWIST THAT TROPE! "There are nature spirits who protect various regions, but the twist is ___."
(Every story is made of tropes, just like how every sentence is made of words. Still, some tropes can feel a bit overused if a storyteller doesn't do something different with them. What do you think could be an interesting variation to this trope? It doesn't need to be elaborate or surprising or original, just something that might appeal to you personally.)
THANKS AGAIN
There are nature spirits who protect various regions, but the twist is humans forgot they exist because the spirits became things like traffic patterns, electrical hums, city infrastructure etc
It turns “nature spirit” from something mystical and visible into something ambient and half-dead like the spirit of a river becoming the sound of pipes in apartment walls, or a forest spirit surviving as static in power lines built over the trees it used to protect.
People could still make offerings to spirits without realizing it like coins tossed into fountains, stickers on utility poles, locks on bridges, roadside memorials y’know
It also creates the cool question of whether the spirits adapted to survive… or whether humans accidentally transformed them into something unnatural RAHHHRAHH they hate us
Silly Game Time: On a scale of -10 to 10 (with zero being neutral) how much do you like sci-fi as a genre?
THANKS FOR THE ASK
I think maybe an 8, especially dystopian. Mainly cuz of how it mixes imagination with big ideas.
A lot of sci-fi stories are really about people, society, fear, identity, power, or the future but they just use space, technology, aliens, dystopias, or alternate worlds to dramatize and put things into a better light. It lets you escape reality without fully leaving human problems behind
ANYWAYS, thanks again!
^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long
this isnt a win for me.......
Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass
AH SHIT AH FUCK OOH
@thenoodlegod @glitchbender @angry-moon-delusion
(I don’t really save pictures to my camera roll so this pic form like 3 months ago will do)
I mean she IS one my top most beloved characters but I’d rather be friends tho
(she’s also TOTALLY a lesbian and I already ship her with valentine-)
( @sunny-m00n @mystorl @theomniplayer )
I was using this as a reaction image because of the production we are doing I swear (the second option was of course Spamton lol)
@icantdecideonafandom @turntableart and whoever wants to join! :D
I WIN
Omg I got Jasmine , why not , without the hellish chihuahua but why not
@ssmystery @kaifougere666 @that-one-weird-kid-from-school @nebulacritter @stories-i-guess @fonzie499
smg3/ @skunk-on-pawz
Why not???
@fmajorenthusiast @quishyorgannet @railway323 @r33l-dj-bron3
not tagged but felt like it <3 sorry prev
(remus lupin that looks scarily like my friend remus)
yeah that's chill sure
we would have so many books
Ok so um...this... canonically did not go well...
I'm joining in!!
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Anyway no pressure tags to: @gauntletgirlie @wowstrawberrycow @valar-did-me-wrong @varda-star-queen @the-bogginses-are-gay @permanentlyexhaustedpigeon88 @numenoria @ball-of-insecurities @daughterofthesunlands @ghost-of-morrowbright @sylki221b-of-the-shire @radagastthesilly @thranduils-chubbybunny @hailturinturambar + anyone else who'd like to join!
Thanks for the tag!!
This is acceptable. I love Glam XD
@quietlyartistic13 @enyas-woodlandprincess @sylki221b-of-the-shire @sunnyyy-daze
I’m so lucky!!
@bwsdjc @thisistotallynotaduck @eatlembasbread @livelove-fangirl @iwanderbecauseimlost @enyas-woodlandprincess @chaotic-snowflake
BOTH OF THEM??!? Hell yeah
@phoenix--dawn @withered--ivy @st4rrl1ghtwastaken @khloetheunstoppable + open tag
YAY it's from our photoshoot!! 🩵💙
And LOL I get a pair too! (giving proper credit to the artist on Twitter, or this is where I got it from at least)
Funny thing is if I hadn't saved this one, I would've had Eula, Mika, Kaeya AND Lohen as my last picture. ❄️😆 Or I would get to choose between them?
Tagging @crownedrattails @withered--ivy @aalinaaaaaa @trench-knife @starlygalaxy @dont-bother-im-good and open tag cause I just woke up
THESE TWO?? horrible combination. I will allow it
@fizzywatercan @oxianna @may-1st-2001 @scaraphile @lover-and-lover anddd I can’t remember anyone else’s orz
mmm yes pleasee :33
@lucid-cups @the-princes-epitaph + open tagss
ohhh noo, how.. tragic.... guess i gotta die now....
@thecoralconstellation @bambibxtchx3 @thedustyimagian @orange-dreamzer + more i'm just tired rn
I don't really want to marry my son but if you insist
@gooseberri141516 @ra1ning--candies forgor who else
Yknow what sure at this point
@eatingbugsforscience, @luv1sour, @spays-blog, @lonely-gay-fool, @nikolai-ismefrfr, @bigb22374, @biggestfailure14, @ashleyxgraves,
???
so… my own OC?
… no. my OCs are my children.
@donniesgaptooth @leviathanverse @panfandomgoblin @cheshire61 @flowerblossom22 @r0xx4nn3 @cinnamon-toast07 @sugary-sweet-lies-offical @nat-the-wierdo @lookoutsidelol @imgnaexplode101 @totally-real-ivo-robotnik @spindelmouse @404beannotfound
Honestly pavlova ain't that bad it's the mother in law I'm worried about
@cinnamon-toast07 @sugary-sweet-lies-offical @goldiedoesartist62 @newmonsterartt @paukitstuff @lookoutsidelol @lonely-gay-fool @cookielover39
Okay, not bad!
@sillyshadowboi33689 @froggysbloggy @oneyplaysfan01 @ask-sage-and-the-others @rainydayz647 @vinvinkinz @crosslizzshipper2026 @f4nd0m-h0pp3r
So I marry a mass murder with saw on his hand..
Hear me out. /JOOOKE
Anyways Im FUXKING cooked cuz this man already killed his own wife🥹🥹🥹
@professor-espressocookie @lavendersnblueb3lls @wokekolossos @river-the-person @ffountofknowledge @i-can-stop-playing-cookie-run @atiredcashier @rage-katz @nikolai-ismefrfr @askthesonnellin0s @totally-real-peach-blossom
I uh-...
I can't tell if I should complain or...
@ffountofknowledge
hm..well..
Idk how to feel about this one y'all
@kingkjxl @harleequin-and-lyn @themarshmallowreturns @shadow-milk-offical @ancient-of-truth @dark-fountain-offical
...this is to be expected. my endless shenanigans have caused me to be utterly fucking screwed again.
@jacktheeldergod2 @rulersof-peace-harvest-affection @stories-i-guess @mistyycowoa
as if you WOULDN’T be having the time of your life married to that bitch (/pos) besides, as far as I remember, doesn’t he have both the power to and lack of care for life to murder everyone online who pisses you off? Moving onto mine—
FUCK YESSSSSSS
THE HOTTEST SAJA BOYYYYYYY
THE FUNNIEST SAJA BOYYYYYYYY
THE COOLEST SAJA BOYYYYYYYY
THE MOST CHAOTIC SAJA BOYYYYYYYYY
THIS IS DEADASS RIGHT BEFORE HE MAKES THIS FACE TOO
I COULDN’T BE HAPPIER
@mariposa82679 @golden-kasper1215 @mars-0425 @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @snappingturt3ls @sadistic-i-guess @spookyvibesstudio @almostabajillionwasps @listacole @crystallinecryptid @chaoticbatfam @chernobylcatfish09 @wilko222 @evilraccoonoffical (I somehow forgot what your main account was called bro) @i-am-cursed-with-emotion @quietrainflower @itsdior9710 @pointycorgiears @waterfire1848 @yoink-a-doink
and also open tags because I know for a fact that wasn’t everyone. This is why I typically just say open tags and leave it at that. The main reason I tagged all these people this time is because I want to show of my beautiful princess with a disorder
Ok Keesha😭 would she be aged up or would I have to build a DeLorean
@jungleboyjackjackperry
@pyxilate
@skrimpchips
No obligation obviously and it’s 5:01am so my brain is FRIED rn, goodnight✌️😊
MORE SPOILED LITTLE BRATS👿
PRIM AND PROPER LOVELY LADIES🌹😊
PRIDE OF THE UPPER CLASS🤩
PERFECT PRINCESS NEPOBABIES🐺🥀