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From the thumbnnail I thought that it was just a jacket thrown over a box that the kitty had made himself comfortable on. I was NOT expecting the tiny little defeated voice to emerge.

mrcloudyfun

The slight hand raised in surrender at the end

pulltheotheroneithasbellson

I love that with the cat being referred to as KC, odds are high its name is Kitty Cat

dduane

cc: @petermorwood :)

assiraphales

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

assiraphales

you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out

assiraphales

I said what I said!

assiraphales

tsk tsk tsk u really think I wouldn’t fact check before making my indiana Jones shitpost? HMMM?

happybunnykat

A new version of Phineas and Ferb is being released. It is on a streaming service, and will be rated MA. Everyone wonders what this mature version of their beloved kids show will be. The first season is released, and you start watching it. It is just the same as the first season of the old show. Is this some elaborate joke? Finally at the end of the first episode, it happens. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is defeated, as he usually is. This time, however, as Perry is making his exit, you here Doofenshmirtz yell, "Fuck you Perry the Platypus." This is the only thing that has changed in the show.

mandojerk

I assumed that Ferb would finally be allowed to kill

happybunnykat

rylandsgrace

Ted Lasso 3.12 + text posts (so long, farewell i guess)

rylandsgrace

#He missed the best one

daeneryssansa

JAMIE TARTT & SAM OBISANYA 1.01 | 2.02 | 2.03 | 3.07 | 3.10

llatimeria

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llatimeria

i’d like to point out that when i made this post, all of these comments were at the top, but now if you look at the thread they’ve been replaced by completely different comments

so please, for the love of god, look at the source link this thread is a neverending source of entertainment. people have added so much fucking shit since i made this

greenandhazy

I was proctoring an exam for a student today while reading these, and I had to stop because I got to this one and almost fucking died

curlicuecal

these are making my day

curlicuecal

Okay, this one’s killing me:

thebabbagepatch

These ones got me:

pbandjesse

Ooohhh noo I can’t breathe and there are literal tears streaming down my face

cricketcat9

Have a very, VERY good laugh people

borgevino

this post is missing the BEST ONE:

headspace-hotel

Sleep deprivation is a HELL of a drug isn’t it

hacash

See, I’m less annoyed than a lot of people because to me that last montage felt more like a dream of Ted’s than anything else. And don’t forget, Bill Lawrence has pulled this before: with the finale of Scrubs we don’t talk about Scrubs Interns JD’s final moments involve him imagining what the future looks like for him, and it’s up to the audience to decide how much or how little will come true. It’s left very ambiguous what the canonical future holds for our heroes - which, let’s be honest, is a pretty Ted Lasso move to pull. After all, we never can tell.

But once you consider that, the montage makes a lot more sense if you read it happening in Ted’s mind. It’s all very Ted-coded, showing everything he wants for his England family: the team all hanging out together. Trent’s book as a success but not making Ted front and centre. Keeley pushing for a women’s team. Sam making the Nigerian team. Roy taking his first steps as a proper leader. Nate back on the coaching squad and getting on better with his dad. Jamie reconciling with his dad (that’s very Ted-coded). Beard’s ludicrously filtered wedding to Jane (which Ted doesn’t even appear in, because we never see ourselves in our own dreams).

(And let me tell you, even if nothing else is fantasy that definitely was; having lived near Stonehenge for over ten years I can guarantee you the weather is never like that.)

I suspect that executive meddling has a lot to do with it - it’s pretty clear that a lot of people involved with Ted Lasso don’t know whether that’s it for the Richmond universe or not - but the fact that we end that montage with Ted jerking awake really has me feeling like that was a serious case of Ambiguous Ending. Until anything else in the Richmond universe is confirmed , we’re left able to pick and choose which bits will come true and which won’t. Which, hey, I’m a bit of a sucker for, so I’m satisfied with that.

talldecafcappuccino

All of this. And Ted’s final speech to the locker room:

“Now regarding this second half? Yeah I don’t know what’s gonna to happen. You know what I mean? No one does. Sports would be a lot less fun if we did. You know? […] We don’t wanna know the future. No, no, we wanna be here right now.”

(Just substitute “life” for “sports”)

notkatniss

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

heinousactszx

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

pointnclick

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

cinematicnomad

TED LASSO ▸ 3.11 mom city

jakeperalta

genuinely have not stopped thinking about this tweet since april 9th

sugaaz

“A lesson without pain is meaningless. That’s because no one can gain without sacrificing something. But by enduring that pain and overcoming it, one shall obtain a powerful, unmatched heart… a Fullmetal heart.”

@animangacreators challenge 9 ★ action genre[1/3] Favorite Action Animanga: FullMetal Alchemist

politijohn

Shoutout to the all queer family heroes

witchbithebooks-deactivated2019

wow this actually makes me feel really happy cause that person is me…

rowark

It me

madgastronomer

I have to tell this story.

I thought I was the first person to come out on either side of my family, but like three years after I came out, my mom was like, “By the way, my Aunt Mildred was a lesbian.”

“What? Really?”

“Yeah. My mom just told me this story the other day about her. She also had really bad depression, so bad that she was hospitalized. Her father flew out to San Diego to see her there. The nurses caught him on the way in and told him the no matter what she said, he was not allowed to get upset.” (This is the Catholic side of the family. Like, serious Irish Catholic with eleven kids and multiple priests in the family. Also super-duper Southern. And this was the 1940s and it was illegal.) “And he got real scared, but he went in. And she said, ‘Daddy, I’m a lesbian.’ He threw his hands in the air and hollered, ‘OH THANK GOD! I was worried it was gonna be something bad.’”

So. Shoutout to my Great Aunt Mildred, because she got there before I did.

Further shoutout to my second cousin Jared, who thought he was the first in even the extended family until he turned up for Granny’s 90th birthday, saw me for the first time in probably fifteen years, and heard me utter the words, “My wife…”

General shoutout to anybody who even thought they were the first in their family when they came out, even if they found out differently later on.

madgastronomer

Y'know what, I love this story so fucking much that I’m going to schedule it to reblog when people will see it.

cumaeansibyl

shoutout to those nurses who were ready to throw the fuck down for their young depressed lesbian patient like… when we talk about allies that is actually the kind of ally that has helped us to survive. in the most literal sense.