hallie's shithole

https://itshallieween.tumblr.com/about

[lavenderbirds]

ok u know what. golden hour is great and all, but u know what time of day is super underappreciated??? BLUE hour

that time of day right after the sun sets or right before it rises…. *chef kiss* love that

[doggosource]

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

This whole obsession with wheelchair users struggling on foot down the aisle at their wedding or across the stage for graduation is 100% powered by ableism.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

“The heartwarming story of how one woman worked for 8 months straight so she could escape the horror that is being in wheelchair for a few short minutes to struggle slowly and painfully down the aisle on her special day.”

[feraladoration]

“the horror that is being in a wheelchair” bitch it’s hella better than struggling slowly & painfully down the aisle ffs

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

“Despite being permanently paralyzed, her one goal since her accident has been to walk across the stage for graduation. The whole crowd gave her a standing ovation and broke into tears when she dragged her paralyzed legs across the stage with the help of leg braces and a walker to collect her diploma, after which she immediately sat back down in her wheelchair, which she will use to move around for the rest of her life.”

How the hell is this an inspirational story? This person needs better goals. And a therapist.

[smoldragonborn]

They’re toxic in an even greater way because as a disabled person, I didn’t realise till I was reading this how much I had internalised that. I genuinely have had feelings of fear and shame about using a chair or a walker if I get married. And why? Because I’m constantly seeing “heartwarming” stories about disabled people who shed their mobility aids for that moment. Why the hell am I afraid of using them to get married? Anyone who marries me or attends the wedding will know I need them and love me regardless.

Bless this post for making me realise I’d internalised that shit.

[crittizen]

These types of stories teach people, both abled and disabled, that using mobility aids, especially wheelchairs, is inferior.

[margomoment]

here are some beautiful brides in chairs with dresses they ROCK. I know a lot of disabled ppl with internalized ableism think they “won’t look good” if they use their chair, but here’s some literally gorgeous gals for ur consideration

(that last ones cute as fuck and i teared up at it)

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Who needs a bouquet when you can be a bouquet?

[smoldragonborn]

I made my addition to this post in June 2019. Its now January 2020 and I no longer feel guilty about the idea of going down the aisle one day with mobility aids.

God bless the disabled community, y'all saved me from some internalised bullshit

[thegayemu]

This post floated by a few months ago, and I remember something to effect of there’s a difference between recovery and refusal. That is, like, I have a friend that suffered an incomplete spinal cord injury. He can walk again now, and I don’t think I’ve seen him use his chair in a few years. When he walked at his graduation, it was to show off his recovery. That he wasn’t quite ready to go through a full day upright, but he could walk across a stage, unassisted, and soon he would be able to do that every day. There’s also a difference in someone like me choosing to not use a mobility aid. My mobility is intensely fluid, especially seasonally. So, I would plan a summer wedding. And while I love my cane it can also be the biggest pain in my ass, so I’d want to just go unassisted. But that’s normal for me, at least right now. I can walk without an aid during about half of the year. It’s reasonable to assume I can make it through one day without it. All of that is different than someone that is fully and permanently paralyzed, that will never walk again, dragging themselves along because they feel that’s somehow better. Overall though, my biggest takeaway is fuck the media. Because disabled people should be able to make whatever decision they want without the media turning it into this grand inspirational story.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Disabled people should be able to make whatever decision they want without the media turning it into this grand inspirational story.

THIS.

[grimelords]

[shitboy96]

I can be your Ellen the generous 😇.. or your Ellen degenerate 😈

[cinary]

I don’t even know. It’s from a book about languages my friend’s been reading. (it’s creepy that I can understand it …)

[saeva-sava]

It was actually invented with that purpose: anyone who spoke any European language should be able to understand esperanto. It was meant to be a lingua franca.

[racingbarakarts]

[akiraita]

[randomslasher]

I just laughed really hard at this and then thought about how I’d try to explain this kind of absurd collaborative humor to my grandma and realized we have absolutely developed a new language online. 

[dzamie]

Thanks 4chan, very good.

[connerys]

Cinderella (1950)

[enchanteddreameruniverse]

This. This moment is the most important in the movie. This is when the Prince falls for her - he was infatuated before but he clearly thought that the reason Cinderella was around him was because he was the Prince, but when he discovered she has no clue, he realised that she stayed and talked and spent the whole night with him because she likes who he was as a person - not his title. Not only that but he liked her; we don’t know what they talked about, but we can imagine it must have been interesting and nice to last a whole night so we know she just have said something that made him want to stay around her too. That’s why he wanted to find her, not cause she was pretty (I mean the guy couldn’t even remember her face and went off a shoe for God’s sake - which gives me a theory that the Prince has Prosopagnosia AKA face blindness) but because she liked him not his title, and he liked whoever she was, rich or poor.

[thesevenumbrellas]

The prince has face blindness and dumbass disease ok? He’s trying his best!

[thebigbiwolf]

Oh my god… Prince Charming is a himbo

[ofdreamsanddoodles]

it’s not 2020 where i am yet, but here’s my nomination for the first meme of the new decade

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sandersgrey]

[zhewhoisfate]

Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

[thembofication]

אני אוהב אותך!!!

[zhewhoisfate]

Me, sobbing: fucfink sup erbb,

[m0n0gramsalarm-deactivated20220]

when your grandma gives you a card with money in it for christmas and you blatantly ignore the money bc you’re a nice grandkid who genuinely appreciates the card

[mamoru]

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

[turbro]

the window

[mamoru]

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

[lovesjustachemical]

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

[homoethotic]

Listen everyone 🎈in twenty 🌈🎊gayteen🎊🌈All Hets are fucking 🚫🙅‍♀️ banned🙅‍♀️🚫😩😩that straight shit😷 better be OFF my dash 😬 this is a 💅 Gays💅 only 👐EVENT👐 honey we are finding love👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 happiness 💕🙏and learning how to FUCKING drive 🚗 in 20 gayteen🚘 👏👏none of u straighties ruin this 😱😬💀💀 👀👀thank u my babies🙏🌠🎆🎇

[homoethotic]

Alright listen up 👂👀👂in twenty 🌈 Bi-neteen 🌈 we are gonna fucking uhhhh 🌞love 🤙🤘respect 👍and cherish 👌👌our bi siblings. 💃💃 That biphobic shit better be 🙅‍♀️🚫off 🚫🙅‍♀️my fucking dash. My bi pals are finding love 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩 happiness 💕👍and getting GOOD ASS haircuts 💇‍♂️💇‍♀️ in 20 Bi-neteen 🎉🎉🎈none of you biphobes and homophobes better fuckin ruin this 😬🙅‍♂️💀 🙅‍♀️👀👀thank u my babies 🙏✨🎆🌠🌈

[homoethotic]

Ok everybody here’s the deal 😤 all the Ts in Twenty-Twenty 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ stand for 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 if I catch y'all bein transphobic it’s 🚫 👁️ON 👁️SIGHT 👀👀👀🚫 in 2020 our trans siblings are finding love 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 👩‍❤️‍👩 happiness 💕 👍 and shittin on JK Rowling 👌👌 None of you transphobes better fuckin ruin this 😬 🙅‍♂️ 😤😤 Thx babes happy new decade 💯💯✨🎆🎊🎉

[loveamongthesailors]

masterpost 

[reconstructionbaby]

hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

[headspace-hotel]

This post implies the existence of Hozey, who is not at church and has no desire to go.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*finishes a roll of wrapping paper* oh shit free weapon

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bo