Honestly, I have no idea what I'm doing

[itsinmyotherbra]

Me to myself: *claps hands together* Bitch

[vickimilly]

[dutchster]

“big boobs don’t count if you’re fat”

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

[otaku-4-life]

[peponichild]

[tangobunny]

After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible.

[ackwet-blog]

oh my god

[jshredz-deactivated20151103]

Unmut this 😭😭😭

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via theblessedone)

[knockfivetimes]

tired in the streets, asleep in the sheets

[itsinmyotherbra]

I panicked 😥

[just-shower-thoughts]

If an outgoing person is a “people person”, an outgoing goose would be a “geese goose”.

[thebootydiaries]

i almost broke my neck 

[thebootydiaries]

if one more soggy toilet paper roll tries to convince me im being oppressed i will personally send you a frozen turkey so that your mom can cook it and you can eat it and then you can watch it go through your entire digestive tract since your head is conveniently shoved so far up your ass that you have a great view of your colon

[goodsprings]

hey mutuals do this it's fun

have a nice day

[theironman]

[lucym-aud-blog]

“describe world history in a few words”

[alexander]

Strange horse eats treats ???

[fatpizzaroll-deactivated2016091]

what kinda horse is this?

[itsinmyotherbra]

long snoot

[tamper]

[earthdad]

@ anyone be my gf

[itsinmyotherbra]

What happens to ants, or any bug for that matter, when they hitch rides on cars and are taken to far off places? Do they journey back? Do they know how far they are from home?

[eclecticpandas]