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[filmso2]

Death to Smoochy

2002

[quezify]

mike flanagan is anti-horror. grey brown netflix sludge, tenderness without intimacy. his little limp dick narratives are skin deep, no flesh no blood, no honest exploration of the works of art that he's being lauded for willfully misunderstanding. "from the heart and soul of mike flanagan" is oxymoronic and stupid and as trite as his FUCK NOTHING television shows and movies.

[afro-elf]

just saw pictures from mike flanagan carrie

[afro-elf]

okay serious fucking question, must he de-fang every female character he touches?

[afro-elf]

mike, it's actually more interesting for audiences that margaret is an abusive religious fundie (and also a victim of marital rape) who tries to literally beat the idea of sin into her daughter, it is actually TIMELY to adapt that correctly at this particular american moment. WHY is he so scared of every piece of source material that has ever been handed to him? i MUST know

[afro-elf]

you're laughing, mike flanagan wants to do gilmore girls with telekinetic rage and you're laughing

[goldcrescent]

what if carrie was about a young witch searching for a missing cat in the alps

[itsjustafan]

Fuck, I knew he was going to take a huge shit on this.

[itsjustafan]

*peering*

I haven't seen The Last House on Netflix, because it isn't airing yet, but from the trailer it looks like someone watched Skinamarink and thought 'I can make this bad'

[tgirlmaomao]

i do not think it is bad because it was made for children, it is bad because it was made for yanks

[arcticablitzxd]

Things I love about this cute little episode:

It seems as though at this time Bugs and Daffy are always vacationing together, living together, or are always visiting each other. Cute start to this episode

Bugs' inability to tell where he is or travel correctly. His reliance on old or incorrect maps gives major man energy

The way Daffy complains about Bugs not listening to his direction gives frustrated wife energy

Daffy tucking himself into his shirt 😭😭😭🩷

Bugs' weird pronunciation and Daffy's automatic correction

"You're hurting me 😐 Put me down, please 😐"

"Look, doc" -Bugs rubbing off on Daffy

"Albuquerque"

Daffy batting his eyelashes at Bugs as he beckons him over and Bugs immediately obeying

Why'd Bugs stick his arm out like that? What was he trying to do?? Embrace him?? Gayly?

How Bugs usually takes this endlessly patient, calm, and confident role when he's paired up with Daffy like he's not just as insane, egotistical, and violent as he is. His manipulative tactics are raised 200 notches whenever he's with Daffy what is his problem genuinely

Daffy looking like a lady nurse in scrubs as he walks away lol

"I can't stand pain it hurts me"

Bugs' diguise

"And I will hug him and squeeze him and pet him and pat him"

Daffy in general looked the cutest he's ever looked in this episode I wasn't prepared for his chubby cheeks

[charnel-grounds]

Dracula | 1931 | dir. Tod Browning

[itsjustafan]

Adventure Time came up with my favourite scene about vampires.

The Vampire King is shown putting eyeliner on a cow (who protests) before dancing with it and then biting into it's neck

Yes

YES!

Vampire victims as food instead of love interests!

[california-112]

The A-Team | S05E05 'The Theory Of Revolution'

[itsjustafan]

"I've always suspected it."

I need to watch this again

[jackabbot]

BOB'S BURGERS 4.05 • Turkey in a Can

[weirdmageddon]

i am fixated on this peanuts scene in particular. its so unsettling and dreamlike. lynchian in nature, down to the fucking sound design

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

the dramatic change in size that the fence goes through does it for me

[canmom]

MP1: audio codec and container format

MP2: audio codec and container format

MP3: audio codec and container format

MP4: video codec and container format

MP5: actually, this one’s a gun

[greatnorthernofficial]

hold up, I made this a while ago.

The MP line of product is very diverse 

[docincredible]

MP11

Keyboard.

MP12

Robot toy.

MP13

Preamp.

MP14

Commuter train.

MP15

ANOTHER FUCKING GUN.

[thyrell]

do i really gotta watch all of these before getting into mob psycho 100

[itsjustafan]

Ha!

[waitingforseason5]

Happy birthday (Dethday) Metalocalypse! 19 years ago, Dethklok went grocery shopping and we all were hooked from there 🤘🏼💀🖤

[itsjustafan]

It's a box of fucking nothing 🎶

[itsjustafan]

Things I Love About Adventure Time:

- Finn's straight up enthusiasm for body modification

- Plus the loss of his arm and use of a prosthetic/replacement arm in his future and in his alternate universe and its mostly desirable or just a fact of his character, like blond hair or his hat

- old/recovered media is always in VHS format

- Gob/Glob/Grob/Grod

- their exclamations 'oh my crease!' 'Mathematical!' 'What in my life?' 'Oh my bjork!'

- science is cool

- and so is math

- Lemongrab.

And many more!

[lisagarlandd]

Nicolo is disappointed in all the men around him lol

Lying husband

Traitor brother

Copley also a traitor

Tuah : also lying older brother who disappeared for centuries

Nicolo can’t look at any of them

[itsjustafan]

Lol

[theoldgvard]

joe contacting booker and nicky being upset about it is so incredibly in character im sorry like joe’s a hothead who has emotional reactions in the moment and nicky’s an emotionally reserved sniper who is used to waiting things out of course his rage took longer to manifest and joe’s had already fizzled out

[itsjustafan]

I think it's more like,

you're in a relationship and your partner goes "we need to stop eating chicken"

And you go "no, vote on, chicken is good, I like chicken it's so easy to nake and available I don't want to stop eating chicken, come on"

And they go "we must angrily swear off chicken! It gave us food poisoning the last three times we ate it!"

And you go "okay, if we must"

And then you find out your partner has been snacking on KFC on and off without telling you and while you have been struggling with this chicken-less existence.

[nellie-elizabeth]

Been thinking about this all day, and I think the main thing this movie failed to understand about itself is this: the immortality was supposed to be the premise, not the plot.

Like, the immortality piece fuels the villains in the first film, but the unknowability of it is part of the point. It’s a dreadful curse, to outlive all your loved ones. Or, it’s a powerful gift, to grow and nurture a relationship for centuries on end. Or, it’s a complicated responsibility, a way you are uniquely positioned to help make the world a better place, and how much of that mantle should you take on? It’s the premise, the vessel through which the themes and characters can be explored.

The point was never to find out the “rules” and drop a bunch of lore about it. This movie took the premise and made it the plot, and that I think was its cardinal mistake.

[itsjustafan]

Yes, yeeees!