Lu’s Wife

Caitlin | 30

[girlnamedangel]

Please tell me you hear me 😩

[archeamajuar]

Barry Kripke(/John Ross Bowie) - Cute Moments

(Why? Because I assumed there’s lack of gifs regarding Barry Kripke/John Ross Bowie, which I can’t understand as he is absolutely cute)

[hersurvival]

[klaasje]

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

[animusrox]

Loving Vincent (2017) dir. Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[tvandfilm]

School of Rock (2003) dir. Richard Linklater

[greelin]

genuinely cannot stop repeating My neighbor michael i’ve known for thirty years is purple for some reason

[greelin]

like this has been detrimental. for me

[foone]

I have a lot of respect for the guy who did the study about wolves, the one that came up with "alpha wolves". Because normally when you fuck up science, it just causes some delays and occasional pop-sci nonsense.

Dude fucked up science so badly he invented an entire new genre of pornography. I can only dream of being so influential.

[pmamtraveller]

By Ellen Jareckie

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

Accurate tags:

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

[jabberding0]

One of the most photogenic tornadoes in history

South Dakota, June 2025. Video by eye.of.ty

[chaieyestea]

[lilacwine1966-deactivated202212]

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

[prisonhannibal]

she sounds so cool I hope she leaves him and has a great life with someone who appreciates her

[otterjpg]

queen shit

[prisonhannibal]

I am pleased to know they broke up tonight

[datasoong47]

[peskyfirefly]

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[catchymemes]