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in my defense, your honor, i am sleepy
does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012
fuck you I can hear it
Someone ought to slap the asshole who sang this upside the head
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The fact that Twitter allows porn but not public death threats and tumblr allows public death threats but not porn is objectively funny and the fact that a large portion of us chose the latter over the former is objectively funnier
Our hearts are blind.
She mocked up everything been pressed by hydraulic compressor
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Bar Rescue.
I love this show.
Iāll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as āattractiveā or even āsexyā to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isnāt?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasnāt anything particularly āfoxlikeā about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be āweirdā, but I donāt think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
there are only two genders: frog and pig
Iāve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggyās kids are like that means either
1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR
2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children
yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology
oh god
Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it
Do you think thereās a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?
Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like
So do with that what you will
Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):
Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha
I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.
In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.
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I am reminded of Treasure Planet.
In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies
I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?
Or is that just something my brain made up?
i think you are all forgetting some crucial information here:
So, Glumshoe and @sailor-lady asked if there was a ritual where they invited a hand to animate their children.
Muppet Babies is canon.
and i dont see any fucking hands.
This has dark implications all over it.
@therobotmonster im just saying, if i offered you $200 and a pizza of your choosing, whats the best headcanon you would come up with for my proposed issue?
I can circle that square with a few pieces of canon. We start out with Kermit on SNL:
The muppets are a form of life, perhaps not quite like our own, but one with its own orders and genuses and the like. Robin goes from tadpole to frog stage on Muppet Babies, after all, thatās a biological life process. Note that muppets keep sewing/stitching/hand jokes to a minimum, thatās because they arenāt puppets, they just resemble them.Ā
The hand-thing presumes muppets work like toons from Roger Rabbit or toys from Toy Story, where theyāre made by people an incarnated. I propose they are like Pokemon, a separate, parallel classification of life that exists alongside what we would call natural life. As with Pokemon, these lifeforms are not the result of a parallel evolution. Rather, their various kinds were created by some manner of God. We know these exist in the Muppet canon, as Big Bird argued the Egyptian Pantheon into letting a child ghost into the afterlife that one time.Ā
Personally, as the essence of being a muppet is your greatest motivation being your greatest weakness, I blame the demiurge.Ā
But you can blame Gonzoās people or the aholes that are made of a Skexis and a Mystic, but not the Goblin King (he is a rogue memetic construct, what some might wrongly label aĀ ātulpaā).Ā Itās also possible they crossed over from the Gorg world. (but that does not preclude them from also being the creations of the demiurge)
This is not to say that muppets are inherently magic, any more than say, a hobbit or a goblin isĀ āmagicā in Lord of the Rings. They are simply created beings that thereafter reproduce after their own kind. Emmit Otter and his Ma, the fact thatĀ āMonsterā andĀ āgrouchā are explicitly races in Sesame Street, etc.Ā
Now, I hear you saying,Ā ābut [email protected], you handsome madman, we just pointed out that Fozzie and Kermit have a green half-bear/half-frog father!ā
Yes. In a movie.
Because the Muppets are actors.Ā
Muppets (the order of life) and the Muppets (the comedy/acting troupe), are different things. The former contains the latter but the latter does not contain all of the former. In essence, Kermit named his endeavorĀ āThe Peopleās Theaterā.Ā
Breaks down like this: You have our, real world universe. Within that is nested a universe that is much like ours, except it is sillier, and Muppets are creatures and not special effects. Within that are nested the fictional worlds of all the various muppet productions.Ā
For further proof, I present these bloopers from Emmet Otterās Jugband Christmas:
It is uncertain how much of the Muppet ouvre is canonical ābehind the scenesā and how much is constructed entertainment provided by the Muppet organization, because of one deep wrinkle we havenāt touched on...
Kayfabe.
Kermit isĀ hard-core about Kayfabe. He comes from a Vaudeville theater background, the 4th wall does not exist in his performance ethos, the show must go on, and the rubes getting a peek behind the curtain doesnāt get you off that hook.
All your Muppet-troupe core performers stick close to this ethos, ensuring you can never be quite certain on what level of reality the scene youāre being presented with is intended to be.Any specific example that conflicts with the others cannot be shown not to just be another straight-faced performance.Ā
Itās not an unreliable narrator, everyone is unreliable, from the producer on down to the go-fer.
Donāt blame me, blame the Demiurge.
(Hereās my Gofundme.)
Like, Muppet Christmas Carol is the Muppets ACTING OUT a Christmas Carol. Kermit is PLAYING THE ROLE of Bob Cratchit. Kermitās nephew Robin is playing Tiny Tim.Ā Betina and Belinda arenāt existing Muppet actors, but can be inferred to be also actors playing roles.
then who played the pink frog and green pig babies?
those actors had to come from somewhere
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i donāt ever comment on pplās posts bc it feels rude but these are hands down the best things i have ever seen in my entire two plus decades of living. thank you op
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