Mojave, Mo' Problems

Karlee | 24 | They/Them

[defectivegembrain]

No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.

[catgirlwheels]

You can fix some of it though! By going to bed.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

My most stereotypically white person habit is I really do LOVE saying “looks like we got here at the right time” if a place gets crowded after we’ve been seated

[lil-hippiee]

I wish I was a fairie.. so badly 🥺🧚‍♀️

[longhorned]

osama bin laden abuse you

[kineticpenguin]

I feel like they should just print this out and hand it to any reporter dumb enough to ask about recovering bodies

[eclown]

^ that pairs really well with this quote too

[cinemaspast]

#me whenever there is a small inconvenience

[creekfiend]

Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

[creekfiend]

Well that’s something crested geckos and I have in common then

[vulpeculiarity]

woman walking a husky and a maltese and her arms are splayed out like christ on the cross cause of their opposite temperaments. husky pointed like an arrow down the path and the maltese smelling the concrete with great slow consideration. she is grimacing. this is a new tarot card to me, but just another day on earth

[coolguycy]

Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns

[attackradish]

*her pronouns

[omegasmileyface]

*his pronouns

[mikkeneko]

[telltaletypist]

not funny. didn't cum.

[sunshine-zenith]

Also while we’re here I want everyone to appreciate that This

This wild, wonderful, beautifully animated and heartfelt queer story started here

Here, on tumblr, by an art student who was wrestling with his identity, mental health, and religious trauma

Tell your stories, kids, you never know how many people will thank you for it

[gingerhaze]

🥲

[zeonsniper]

Yes man my beloved <3

[rhymingwithpurple]

ok so here's the thing

[rontology]

I finally switched to firefox and I've seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it's important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody's talking about this

[galetops]

finger on the button

I FORGOT TO DEACTIVATE THE LET OTHERS BLAZE FEATURE

[modosexo]

i love her so much she was a genius and paid dust

[modosexo]

like she was a feminist icon

[overwatch]

UNCLE IROH SMOKES THAT GOOD LEAF

[transarsonist]

"that, is not how you smoke the weed" iroh says, his jolly tone ringing through his false discipline "this! Is how you smoke the weed"

Iroh pulls out the fattest Doobie zuko has ever seen, and places it to his lips, and even as zuko begins to complain

"uncle, you haven't even lit it ye-"

Iroh takes a massive pull and the end of the joint lights in a hearty red cherry, and after some time and half the impossibly large joint is gone, iroh removes the tea h c and breathes out, wreathing the both of them in smoke and hotboxing the tent in a single breath

"see prince zuko, its all about breath, control, and balance"

Zuko is too busy coughing like a little bih to reply, yet iroh passes him that shit anyway