Cigarettes and Coffee

// 22 // pisces // HK // certified nerd & switch

[blorbopolis]

im cooking

[bettydice]

writing dialogue for Astarion in like a normal text editor is very difficult actually because it feels like all his dialogue should be created with WordArt

[incomingalbatross]

The Doors of Durin scene is great because it’s the equivalent of Gandalf trying and failing to hack someone’s security system, for several hours, before realizing that the password is on the post-it note stuck to the monitor.

[bimbogollum]

I’m a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[angelinestprim]

This absolute disgrace…

[bisexualprivilege]

[danisontnonfire]

[frougpepe]

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

[frougpepe]

oh my god it was me

[thealogie]

this is the very first ever documented use of smoll. you’re all a witness to language history here.

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

the damage you have done to society

[breadbird]

[its-jakeperalta]

10 REASONS TO ADOPT A PET

You save a life.

The cost of adoption is less than buying a pet.

Most shelter animals have had medical treatment and are spayed/neutered, microchipped, and up to date with vaccines.

There are more unique pets to choose from in shelters. Age, breeds, mixed breeds, and personality choices are greater.

Many are already trained.

Your bed is pre-warmed on cold winter nights.

Animals are just ready to love you, no matter what.

Adopting from a shelter opens a cage for another pet who needs a new forever home.

An adult pet takes the guess work out of determining size, thickness of coat, and energy level.

Mixed breeds are unique compared to purebreeds and may have less genetically inherited health problems.

Take this quiz to find out which dog is right for you!

[celebrity--outfits]

Please adopt some lovely doggos

[petl0vers]

As someone who just adopted a third doggo from the shelter, please do it if you can find a dog right for you. Those shelters do everything they can to keep them alive, but it’s a family that keeps them happy.

[deigns]

Okay, but is there a quiz for which shelter kitty I should get?

[its-jakeperalta]

@deigns​  good u asked, yes!!! sorry I forgot to add that one, anyway here is it

What Breed of Cat should you get?

[deigns]

Ty jake peralta

[islanndss]

Plus? Those animals in the pound? They KNOW that they are on death row. My first dog as a married woman was an eleventh hour adoption. A 13-y-o basset hound mix (pound said they thought he was 11 because they were trying to save him by making him sound a teeny bit younger) and he was “Til death do we part” loyal. We lost him 4 years later to cancer, and we (the family had grown from 2 to 3 humans) were devastated.

My sister? Fosters cats, and ended up with a charmer who’d been hit by a car. Sephiroth is a well loved asshole, and his brother, Cloud (a stray who found a sucker bet), is almost canine levels of friendly.

Be a superhero. Save a life. Rescue.

[wizzardhat]

As a side note, if you’re really dead set on a particular breed you can always try looking up a rescue organization for that specific breed. That’s how we managed to adopt a 1yo purebred italian greyhound–he had been abused by his first owner without the breeder’s knowledge, then shuffled around to a few homes before he finally got picked up by a greyhound rescue, and then came to us. He never 100% recovered his confidence and was an anxious dog most of his life, but he was a VERY happy dog who loved to snuggle and stared up at you with these big stupid doe eyes and ran around in circles when you let him out in the yard. I think every dog I’ve ever had was either from a rescue organization or a pound, and they’re incredible animals.

[itsajayphoenix]

Please adopt cats too💜

[kmsjackrabbit]

Posting in hopes someone adopts my cat i had to surrender recently 😭🤞

[damnonew]

my adopted baby

he was 10 years old and in the shelter because his human had passed away

he’s 12 now and the clingiest, sweetest boy who sits like a doofus, purrs nonstop and adores belly rubs

[cinnamon-sunglasses]

Honestly adopting this little 10yo lady was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. I emailed the shelter during lockdown with details about my home life, house, work pattern etc and they choose a cat that would work for me. They were 100% right, she’s perfect! ❤️

[threecrowsinaknittedsweater]

adopted both my bbs and i love them so much 😭

[riseatlantisss]

Both adopted, both amazing !!

[thenoveljunkie]

Both adopted over 10 years ago!!!

[frogsncranberries]

adopted from a shelter 2 weeks ago and she already feels like she’s been here for ages

[honeybee2136-deactivated2022062]

This is my adopted doggo from my local shelter. They had an adoption fair 2 days before I got her and no one wanted her because she’s a pit bull. Their loss, because she is the sweetest dog alive. Very well behaved and even if she was a rascal id love her anyway.

[crunkshibacrossing]

This is my rescue- she is a smelly girl and I’d die for her.

[itsraininggiraffesandlollipops]

adopted 6months ago. this baby boy is the most clingy, playful, adorable ball of energy ever. He will get anything he wants as long as I LIVE

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[assassin1513]

Space Travel 🌌 Lockscreens edits made by me :)

[saint-rouge]

PETITION HERE

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

what the FUCK

HOW MANY FUCKING HERITAGE SITES DO THEY WANT TO DESTROY THIS YEAR?

[cryptidyuu-boo]

Please, please, PLEASE help sign this petition! You can sign even if you’re outside the UK!

[callboxkat]

Commenting to confirm that this is from 2020.

[live-love-laugh-lesbian]

WHAT??

[itsraininggiraffesandlollipops]

If you’re outside the UK here’s the change.org link!!

http://chng.it/brHKMHgMXf

[chrysdrinksandknowsthings]

“One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and In the darkness bind them, In Mordor where the shadows lie”

[hayaosmiyazaki]

[oganneb]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

Very good

[unclefather]

Almost TOO good

[filmreel]

FILMREEL’S 1K FOLLOWER CELEBRATION FAVORITE MOVIE PER MEMBER - Tif (@yennefah)

GET OUT (2017) dir. Jordan Peele Sometimes if there’s too many white people, I get nervous, you know?

[glitteringroseangel]

I saw an article called “Make Peace With Your Unlived Life” and it really made me stop and think. So much of our lives is mourning for what we didn’t become. It’s a waste. We didn’t waste any opportunities. What came and went was not meant for us.

[b-n-a-o]

[tchaikovskaya]

why am i nostalgic for my teenage years bitch i didnt even have fun !!!

[ilovedookie]

Yeah but your back didn’t hurt

[tchaikovskaya]

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead