Summah☀️

21//nz//Aquarius

[onlyusefulphrases]

[squeeful]

[thebootydiaries]

[badassdemonsword]

completely obsessed with this image

[nationalbluebird]

“You dont look ace.” ??? ??? ?????????? ? ??? what does an asexual person look like???? ??

[eyeballsarchive]

[feeshies]

Guys I’m going to make a hot take

[feeshies]

The whole “I wish I could be with a woman, but instead I’m stuck with my stupid, gross husband/boyfriend” sentiment I see repeated in bi circles is just the “progressive” queer version of the boomer “I hate my wife” jokes

[cumaeansibyl]

if he’s stupid and gross you should leave him and if he isn’t you’re just being cruel for internet points and he should leave you

[hellsite-yano]

People in the notes QUAKING

[togepete]

Can I ask a sex question

I started masturbating analy with one finger and it felt good but not great like i never got anywhere and git kind of bored

What's......... what's the question

[volpalope]

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

i love youtube comments

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

the conundrum never ends

(the painting is official gaspard and lisa art from their japanese twitter)

[heyitskasagain-deactivated20200]

how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

[marissaai]

its the Grape

[koracs]

It's Dionysus

[jakeperalta]

not to be controversial but sometimes I think the private personal lives of celebrities are in fact none of our business

[thetomlinsonway-deactivated2024]

Unless they are being closeted, oppressed or censored and they show discomfort with and about it, and try to warn us or communicate to us about their situation. Just then and only then…it’s also our business.

[meangirlnurse]

celebrities are not sending you secret coded messages asking you to save them. i’m so sorry to tell you this but the former members of your favorite boy band are not actually secretly communicating with you about your RPF ship

[thetomlinsonway-deactivated2024]

I could’ve swore you said they were not trying to communicate through coded messages.

I think RBB and SBB handled by One Direction themselves don’t agree with you on that one, lad.

Just two rainbow teddy bears wearing a real expensive Rolex in their wrist and all dressed up at One Direction’s stage tour just for no reason at all.

What a strange happenstance!

NOT. I could go on and on all day. Anyways…great chat, pals!

[meangirlnurse]

i’m obsessed with the way that this is phrased like a slam dunk while absolutely being one of the most incoherent responses possible. it’s literally just pictures of two teddy bears

[meangirlnurse]

us: celebrities aren’t secretly communicating with you asking you to save them through coded messages

someone in an incredibly bizarre fandom echo chamber with zero self-awareness about how unhinged they’re about to sound: yeah well what about THIS *posts a picture of two teddy bears where one of the bears looks like it’s reading a book about diarrhea* 

[beaky-peartree]

whatever you do don't look up pokemon number 591

[girlballs-archive]

haha okay i wonder how bad could it b-

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[oldersistercore]

why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR"

[funnytwittertweets]

[theproblematicblogger]

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

[alertsforsoup]

[bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh]

[catfood-69]

What does this say