Fuck Bitches, Give Good Grades

I'm Valerie, I'm 28 and somehow still here? I'm often overwhelmed by my life but I'd say I'm handling it..sorta lol I mostly reblog things I enjoy and an occasional rant or two. It's rare nowadays that I post something for my adventure tags, but feel free to check out my old posts. I also have a happy tag full of wholesome videos and pics: #happyme.

[only-cat-memes]

[theinfiknight]

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[girlstressed]

ben affleck’s publicist gives him a call like once a year and it’s like “hey man can you just be, like, really tired and done with everything again? yeah yeah i know the smoking one is popular we just gotta release another one you know? yeah okay dropping your dunkin’ donuts sounds good january fourth okay with you?”

[girlstressed]

”yeah man you’re trending on tumblr. yeah mission accomplished”

[sanjidysphoria]

hes standing like an anime girl ☹️

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Movies used to be about two autistic guys saying “excellent” a lot

[sukimas]

university charged me $1.79 for the spring semester. why are you even bothering

[maxknightley]

the dean wanted a snickers bar

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

you're a wretched thing and are only 'communist' because you secretly want to be rich and want to be validated. you don't actually hate the rich, you're envious of them but lack any type of talent, smarts or work ethic that would afford you these things. basically you're mad over a skill issue.

i'm sorry I can't get past "you're a wretched thing". i've gotten a lot of anon hate over the years but truly that's a unique one

[tropicalscream]

[lexbianrose]

if you're wondering how things are going over on the bird website, Green Day was on New Years Rockin Eve last night and performed American Idiot with the slight line change of saying "not a part of the MAGA agenda" instead of "redneck agenda" and conservatives are FUCKING PISSED talking about "how dare they make it political" because none of them have a single ounce of media literacy

[dirtypuzzle]

that son’s been pissing off conservatives since day one and they always act like theyve never heard it before. my dad got pissed at it the last time they played it on NYE (at least i think it was on NYE but it was a televised concert of some sort) and i was like “its literally called American Idiot??? this isnt new you were alive in the early 2000s??”

[telescopeyes]

"i want morally grey female characters" you fuckers could barely handle rose quartz

[warcrimesimulator]

[kusali]

That's not even.. what's going on (re the last tweet). People with ocd aren't contemplating sexually abusing kids, they're afraid they might sexually harm a child by mistake, or be a pedophile without realising, or any number of similar anxieties, but the point is that it becomes an anxious fixation because the person finds it so repellant. It's such an incredibly common ocd symptom, but most people are understandably terrified to talk about it

I remember reading a study where a therapist was helping people with similar anxieties - though not involving children - work through them. One client said she was afraid she was going to murder the therapist, not that she wanted to but that she'd somehow lose control of herself or an accident would happen. The solution? The therapist brought a kitchen knife to an appointment (with the patients consent), handed it to her and basically said "okay, what now?" Turns out nothing now, nothing happened, and it helped the client deal with the phobia

Obviously that approach isn't workable with something like pedophilia/csa anxiety but I think it highlights the true nature of what the anxiety actually is. It's irrational anxiety that comes from a deep fear and disgust of csa, not a desire to perpetrate it

[transhuman-priestess]

OCD-haver: “I have ridiculous irrational fear disease, it causes me to have ridiculous irrational fears”

Enlightened normal-brainer: “that is ridiculous and irrational, clearly you’re worried because it’s secretly true”

OCD-Haver: [tired stare at camera]

[sillystoatsnake]

Rb to give your mutuals a baby stoat to gently hold

[drafthearse]

and i think to myself. what a wonderful world

[hellsbaby-deactivated20251129]

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

[songofsaraneth]

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

This user has successfully Located the Whimsy.

[itsvladimirrr]

I took a recommendation from a random (likely alcoholic) lady at wawa to drink a four loko tonight

Let's go 🤙🤙

[sixmonthsandgone]

Worlds of Ursula K. Le Guin (2018), dir. Arwen Curry

[aiweirdness]

The next line of her speech is also great: “Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings.”