rip

[yoshifruit]

Bowser in Amada Anime Series: Super Mario Bros (1989)

[fhtagn-and-tentacles]

ALUCARD 

by Ksenia “Iren Horrors” Svincova

[sluttynurse]

pussy? cock? balls? you want it? it's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies

[milooomilo]

gender-affirming surgeons

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[empathviv]

1. Joan of Arc

[thyrell]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

water

meat

vegetables

salt

this is soup.

[thyrell]

its too cold

[oh-my-god-someone-actually]

Gazpacho

[thyrell]

no tomatos in it

[aflo]

there's at least one tomato in it

[valtsv]

nobody talks enough about the bermuda triangle these days what's with that

[valtsv]

[lutzlig]

[caimofnoceur]

[kindaaaverage]

Oryx(Aurash), the taken king and his sisters.

[grimeclown]

killing rom the vacuous spider and realizing that you still gotta fight more elder gods in order to end the nightmare

[grimeclown]

Had to be there i guess

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book

[alastyearonearth]

show us the duck op

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

the duck.

[alastyearonearth]

forbidden bath toy

[kyrstin]

literal bath bomb

[whitecop]

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

[ed-longshanks]

me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk

[jeekoftheweek]

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

[princesskuragina]

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

[demilypyro]

me dual-wielding: OOOOOO AAAAAA SHIIIIT I BET THIS LOOKS SO COOL WOAOAAAAA

[demilypyro]

guys. guys do i look cool?? dont lie dude

[joey-wheeler-official]

me right after smashing this shieldless losers head in with a big fucking mace: they did look cool tho

[txn]

my mom is literally the most selfish person in the world 

[rumour-deactivated20121224]

what about stingy from lazy town

[stealous-deactivated20150402]

Visit Original Link

[fleshanimal]

i have a disease that makes me get real stupid whenever i hear a song from the 1980s and it’s called being bisexual

[theocseason4]

why do french men age so badly

[pastaprimavera-deactivated20250]

[llindseyy]