unsocialized ellis

[beatlesweatles]

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

[beatlesweatles]

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[almostmaya]

HELP

[swagophile]

they led me to water once and i drank a bunch. i was thristy. it was easy for me. i think horses are just lame

[blookmallow]

starting a collection of obscure actor credits i find on letterboxd

[paksthestoic]

I love the “captain’s log” mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.

[sandmandaddy69]

[cutecipher]

me when i see the messenger:

[emil]

the full saying is actually "dont shoot the messenger with laserbeams until their head explodes" many people don't know this

[greelin]

what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit

[greelin]

all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Touches you with my posting tendril

[translatingpostsintolithuanian]

prisiliečia prie tavęs su mano įrašų skelbimo ūseliu

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Touches you with my lithuanian tendril

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[so-many-ocs]

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[ilovetodrinkwater]

LOL but seriously release the hounds

[skellyanon]

Happy make a terrible comic day to all

[queen-zigzag]

[preyingforsnuff]

I'm not just a monsterfucker I also love them romantically

[luna-azzurra]

Being a writer is wild because one minute you’re convinced you’re a genius and the next you’re googling ‘synonyms for walk’ like you’ve never used language before.