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Welcome 💗
Happy reading.
I’m 19, I write when I get ideas.
The first sign that something was wrong was the tomatoes.
You had always been proud of your garden. It wasn’t large, but it was yours. A little patch of green tucked away behind your cottage, filled with carrots, lettuce, herbs, and the sweetest tomatoes you could grow. As a bunny girl, gardening had always been something that made you feel connected to the earth. It was peaceful.
Which was why finding half-eaten vegetables scattered around every morning was becoming increasingly frustrating. At first, you blamed yourself. Maybe you’d left the gate open!!
Maybe a stray animal had wandered in.
But then…you found the footprints.
Large paw prints pressed into the damp soil beside your tomato plants. Wolf prints. You stared at them for a long moment, ears slowly lowering.
A wolf.
A wolf had been sneaking into your garden.
And judging by the size of the prints, it wasn’t a small one.
So, naturally….you did the only reasonable thing.
You wearily went straight to the nearest wolf pack leader.
The wolf pack’s territory was intimidating to most creatures. The forest surrounding it was thick and ancient, filled with the sounds of creatures that knew better than to wander too far in. But you’d had heard stories about their leader.
Satoru Gojo.
A powerful alpha who was strangely friendly, despite his reputation…even mingling with humans. When you finally found him, he was lounging comfortably near the edge of the woods, looking far too amused for someone who was supposed to be terrifying.
“A bunny hybrid visiting a wolf pack?” Gojo said, tilting his head. “That’s new.”
You crossed your arms. You are NOT going to be afraid of this…homotron 3000.
“I have a wolf stealing my vegetables.”
There was a pause…then Gojo laughed.
“Oh.”
You blinked.
“Oh?”
“Yeah, that’s definitely Megumi.”
Your ears twitched.
“Megumi?”
“My adopted son,” Gojo explained casually. “Quiet guy. Black hair. Looks like he’s permanently annoyed at the world.”
You stared.
“That wolf?”
“The very same.”
You looked and felt confused. Gojo rested his chin in his hand, grinning.
“Actually, this makes a lot of sense.”
“How come…?”
“Well…” Gojo’s smile became teasing. “He’s been watching you for a while.”
You froze. You’re so getting eaten. “Watching me?”
“Don’t worry,” Gojo said quickly. “Not in a creepy way. More like… hiding behind trees and pretending he isn’t interested.”
“That sounds a little creepy.”
“…Fair.”
You narrowed your eyes. “So he’s been sneaking into my garden because…he likes me?”
Gojo shrugged. “Seems like it.”
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That night, You waited. You sat outside your cottage with a blanket wrapped around your shoulders, watching the moonlight spill over your garden. If this wolf was brave enough to steal your tomatoes every night, then…he’d surely be brave enough to confront you.
And sure enough… A shadow moved between the trees. Your ears perked up.
“Got you.”
The entity froze. Slowly, a pair of green eyes appeared from the darkness. Just as Satoru’d said…Megumi. He stood beside the tomato plants, fully chowing down. Tomato juice ran down his face.
For a moment, neither of them spoke. Then Megumi slowly lowered the tomato.
“…You’re…awake.”
You stared…he’s kinda cute. “You’re the one who’s been ravaging my vegetables?”
A pause. “I don’t ravage. I eat. But, Yes.”
The honesty caught her off guard. “You’re not even going to deny it?”
“No…?”
You blinked. “You’re a terrible thief.” Megumi looked away. “I know. I’m a blunt guy.”
And the cute little frown on his face….god, that made it harder to stay mad. “You could have just asked.”
“I’m a wolf. You would’ve fainted at the door.”
“That’s not…noo...” Another pause.
“…I didn’t think you’d stay awake this long.” Your expression softened slightly. Because underneath all that intimidating wolf energy was someone who genuinely seemed unsure…Someone who expected rejection.
“So you’ve been stealing tomatoes just…because you wanted them? That’s all? Not cus…you like want to eat me?” Megumi’s ears flicked.
“No. Not at all aiming to eat you.”
“Promise..?”
He looked at you. “I come by in hopes to see you.”
Your cheeks warmed slightly. The wolf looked perplexed, tilting his head at your embarrassment. He’s not used to the idea of being embarrassed. Most wolves in the pack are blunt and naturally unabashed.
“You’re…strange,” you murmured.
“So are you.”
“I’m the one whose garden you’re invading.”
“You’re the one sitting outside in the cold waiting for a wolf.”
“…Fair.”
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After that night, things changed…Megumi still visited, but he stopped sneaking. Sometimes you’d leave a basket of vegetables out for him.
Sometimes he would bring things from the forest in return.
Flowers, berries, little things he thought you might like. Neither of you really….talked about what was happening.
Not until one particularly cold night when Y/N found herself shivering beneath her blanket. Megumi noticed immediately.
Without a word, he moved closer.
“You’re cold.”
“I’m fine.”
“You’re shaking.”
You frowned. “Are you always this bossy?”
“Yes.”
You laughed softly. And somehow, that was the moment everything changed. Megumi laid beside you beneath the blanket, keeping you warm with his thick tail and steady presence. A wolf who was supposed to be frightening.
A wolf who had stolen your vegetables….a horrible crime.
Was quietly letting you rest against him.
For once, Megumi didn’t feel like he had to hide. And for once, you didn’t feel afraid of the guy.
“My prey,” Megumi murmured. You lifted your head. “Excuse me?” His expression remained completely serious.
“You heard me.”
“That is the strangest nickname anyone has ever given me.”
“It fits the situation.”
“How?”
Megumi looked down at her…to him, you weren’t just something small and fragile. You were something he considered precious, and something he had handpicked for himself.
“Because I found you first.”
You rolled your eyes. “You’re ridiculous.”
Maybe he was…a little territorial. But you didn’t move away, Megumi didn’t either.
What a cutie. 😫
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“There’s more to enjoy that way.”
Sukuna would be insufferable about you being self conscious. Not in a soft, gentle way either—more like an ancient curse king has decided your confidence is now his personal problem and he refuses to lose an argument to biology.
It starts small. You finish a meal, and he’s already watching you like you’ve committed a crime. You used to be on the skinnier side when you and Sukuna started dating, carefully watching your weight for him. That lasted maybe two months after he found out.
“Eat more,” he says flatly.
“I’m full I think!”
“You think?!”
He doesn’t care what you think..
Somehow, there’s suddenly more food in front of you. You didn’t see him make it, but it’s there. Hot, absurdly rich, and definitely too much for one person.
“You’re still too light,” he adds, like that settles it. “You need some meat on your bones.”
You attempt to protest, but Sukuna has the confidence of someone who has never once been told “no”. If you ignore him, he escalates. Relentlessly. Extra portions appear. Snacks “accidentally” get left within reach. If you try to skip a meal, he gets annoyingly present about it, hovering around and judging you. Hard.
He watches to make sure you actually eat three sustainable meals a day, in a stubborn, almost possessive “you are not allowed to waste away under my watch” way.
If you push back too hard, he clicks his tongue.
“Don’t argue. Eat.”
It is infuriating. I mean sometimes yes you are happy to eat your fill of his delicious cooking but...lord.
But then there are moments—quiet ones—where he actually sits nearby while you eat, pretending not to care. Like your existence staying steady is just another thing he’s decided to dominate.
And if you ever do manage to eat even a little more than usual, he gives a small, almost imperceptible pause… like he’s satisfied.
Then immediately ruins it by saying:
“Good. Do that more.”
Because of course Ryomen Sukuna doesn’t do “soft” affection.
He just does possession, protection, and an unshakable belief that you should never be anything less than annoyingly well-fed and taken care of under his watch.
And yes, incase you were curious. He does this with everything else as well.
“Water. Now.”
“Have you taken a bath tonight? I swear if you say no I’m throwing you in there clothes on.”
“You look tired. I don’t like that weak expression. Go to sleep.”
He might just love you. A little. Tiny. Bit.
︵ ೀ mdni. tummy bulge with megumi
megumi fushiguro is trying very hard to play it cool.
he’s buried deep inside you, hips pressed flush against yours, when he first notices it—the soft, unmistakable bulge in your lower belly every time he thrusts forward. his cock is visibly pressing against your insides, distorting your stomach just slightly with every slow roll of his hips.
he freezes for half a second.
his usual stoic expression stays perfectly intact, but inside, something feral awakens. his dark eyes flick down to your stomach again, locked on the way the bulge appears and disappears with each thrust. he feels almost dizzy at the sight.
he doesn’t say anything. doesn’t acknowledge it. just keeps his breathing steady and his face neutral. at least, that’s what he wants you to think. in reality, megumi is obsessed.
the sight of his cock making your tummy bulge is doing dangerous things to his self-control. he’s never seen anything hotter in his life. the primal urge to push deeper, to make the bulge even more obvious, is quickly overriding his usual restraint.
without warning, his pace changes.
his thrusts become harder. deeper. more deliberate. each stroke is forceful enough that the bulge in your stomach becomes much more visible. megumi’s jaw clenches, eyes darkening as he watches it intently.
you moan loudly, fingers digging into his shoulders. “megumi— ah! slow down—”
he doesn’t. if anything, he fucks you even harder.
sleepy makeout + dry humping with megumi ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ
megumi just came back from a long mission and he's sleeepppyy but he just wants you ˊᴖˋ
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"mmmf— gumi..!" you whine as megumi climbs on top of you, feeling his weight melt onto your body as his tongue slips past your lips once again.
his eyes are droopy with sleep, evident that he's exhausted. but megumi, hopelessly whipped for his girlfriend megumi, brings a hand to your bra, dipping his hand beneath the padding to squeeze your tit.
another hand cups your jaw, but his grasp is softer than usual. nearly every bone in his body is tired, but somehow his mouth keeps deepening the kiss, and his hips respond to yours every time you grind on him desperately.
"my pretty girl.." he mutters.
the bulge presses through his sweatpants, and you already know his leaky tip is completely soaking his boxers, but the two of you are simply too tired to do anything about it other than get off on clothed sex like the horny teenagers you once were.
megumi's never been too rough with you, now more than ever with the way he lazily kisses you back, the way his hands move across your body with less fervor.
he's got you leaning against the bedframe, your shoulders propped up on a pillow as strands of his jet black hair tangle in your fingers.
"love you so much" he whispers, and his eyes twinkle with adoration as he pauses for a moment to meet your gaze.
"you're so cute." you laugh back. the way you laugh makes him melt every time - the way your lashes flutter, the way your teeth show in your smile, the fact that he makes you laugh.
you start growing wetter the second he buries his face into your neck, hips rutting into yours.
a groan escapes his mouth at the way he can feel you all over him, him all over you, it's hard to distinguish the two at this point. he's exhausted. you can definitely feel that.
"baby," you pull away from his lips for a moment. "lay down for me."
megumi slumps down next to you, his hands laying loosely next to his head and his eyelids sagging.
thankfully, you're not as tired as him, and you lift a leg over his knees, straddling his lap. his hands instinctively move to your hips to guide you, but instead you bring his hand toward you. his fingers securely wrap around yours.
the grinding starts slow. you roll your hips enticingly, and somehow he feels even harder than before. it takes a second to find your pace, but soon enough you're practically bouncing on top of him, desperate to please your swollen clit with every time you snap back down onto him.
"fffuckk, baby," you press your chest to his as his cock twitches underneath you. "might cum just like this."
"yeah?" he breathes, an arm covering his eyes. he moans as you plunge your hips deep onto him.
you don't exchange a lot of words after that, only his heavy breaths and your soft moans fill the room as you each get your release. megumi strokes your hair as your wave of pleasure passes, and you feel his lips kissing your forehead.
the sheets rustle as you cuddle up next to your boyfriend, still softly rubbing your backside against his pelvis.
he's used to it by now, and his hand finds your waist under your his hoodie, rubbing circles into your skin with his thumb.
"..gumi?"
"hm?" he answers with his eyes closed.
"i love you."
you turn your head to face him when he doesn't reply, but he's already fast asleep, chest rising and falling as he breathes slowly.
a/n: it's my bday in 6 minutes!! a very self indulgent short lil drabble.. honestly i was js writing to write for this one so idk if it's very good and you can imagine more in your head yay how fun!!
should i create a taglist ?? please comment and tell me.. also reminder that my requests are currently open!! send me an ask.. if you want... ALSO my baby daddy toji fic randomly got a ton of likes which was super unexpected but tysm anyway!!
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Satoru Gojo is the star quarterback everyone talks about—but on your terms, he’s also the guy who suddenly forgets how to act normal the second you’re on the field. You’re a cheerleader. Sharp routines, perfect timing, the one who keeps the crowd loud even when the team is losing. And Gojo? He’s annoyingly good at everything… except pretending he isn’t watching you between plays.
During practice, he keeps getting distracted. “Yo,” one of his teammates shouts, “focus, up!” Gojo barely hears them. His eyes are already on you as you land a stunt cleanly. After practice, he jogs straight over—still in full gear, sweatband crooked, grin way too confident.
“You are distracting,” he says, like it’s your fault.
“You’re the one staring,” you shoot back. That makes him pause for half a second—then he laughs, low and breathy.
“Yeah,” he admits easily. “Can’t help it.”
He starts showing up more. Not in a creepy way—just always there. Holding your water bottle when your hands are full. Waiting near the sidelines after games. Offering to walk you back after late practices like it’s the most natural thing in the world. And somehow, it becomes obvious to everyone except the two of you:
Gojo isn’t acting like someone in control, he’s acting like someone who’s completely gone on you. Hopelessly, ridiculously into you—and not even trying to hide it anymore.
“It’s Carnival time baby!!”
Carnival in Rio de Janeiro wasn’t supposed to be chaotic for you. You were supposed to be composed!
…Controlled..!
A model, standing tall on a glittering float, camera lights catching every sequined detail of your costume as it shimmered in gold and emerald. The crowd below roared like a living ocean, music shaking the entire avenue of Rio de Janeiro into pure adrenaline. And then—of course—he showed up.
Hinata Shoyo.
Somehow, your very real, very chaotic boyfriend had gotten access to the float route like it was the most easiest thing in the world. You spotted him between dancers and confetti cannons, orange hair impossible to miss, grinning like he’d just discovered sunlight for the first time.
He cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled something you absolutely did not hear over the samba band. But you knew what it probably was.
“That’s my girlfriend!!”
You buried your face in your hands for half a second. “Hinata,” you mouthed, horrified, laughing anyway. Then the float turned. And suddenly he was running alongside it.
Not jogging, not casually keeping pace. Actually sprinting.
The crowd noticed immediately, Of course they noticed a huge volleyball star running after a ginormous float in Rio De Janeiro. He jumped up onto the edge of the moving float with zero hesitation, zero fear…zero sense.
“YOU LOOK AMAZING!” he shouted directly into your face. “I KNOW! THANK YOU!” you shouted back automatically—then immediately regretted matching his volume because now everyone nearby was staring at you. You were a professional model…
You were supposed to be elegant..!
Buuuut Hinata grabbed your hands like he hadn’t seen you in years instead of like… yesterday morning. “I didn’t think I’d actually find you,” he said, laughing breathlessly. “This whole thing is insane!” “You’re the insane one!” you shot back, though you were smiling so hard it ruined the effect.
He spun you once—carefully, like he was still aware you were on a moving float—and then immediately got distracted by the dancers. “Oh my—ARE THOSE FIREWORKS COMING NOW?!”
“No, that’s—” you started.
Too late.
He was already leaning over the edge like he was about to try to interact with the fireworks schedule personally. You grabbed the back of his shirt before he could do anything irreversible.
“Hinata Shoyo, if you fall off this float I am breaking up with you in front of all of Brazil.”
He froze, then turned to you with a grin that was entirely unrepentant.
“Worth it.”
“You’re impossible.”
“You liiiikkkkkeee me thoughhhhhh.”
“…Unfortunately.”
He laughed, and the sound got swallowed by drums and cheering as the float moved forward. He wrapped an arm around your waist, kissing your cheek for all of the paparazzi to see.
For a moment, you just stood there with him—the chaos of Carnival swirling around you, glitter sticking to your skin, music vibrating through your bones.
And somehow, despite everything—it felt like the most natural thing in the world. “Next time,” you said, leaning closer so he could hear, “you are not running alongside a moving float.” Hinata squeezed your waist playfully, earning a slight squeak from you.
“No promises!”
You sighed. Buuuut you didn’t shoo him off.
“Dancing in the dark? Sounds…kind of stupid.”
A little something to make up for my hiatus.💗
The house is quiet in that late-night way where everything feels softer than it should—like even the walls are trying not to make a sound. He’s definitely not supposed to be there.
Megumi knows that. Still, he slips in through the side door like he’s done it before a million times (because he has), careful and silent, shutting it behind him with practiced ease. The hallway is dim, lit only by a thin strip of moonlight bleeding through the curtains. Then he sees you.
You’re already waiting—barefoot, hair slightly messy like you’ve been restless. There’s a faint glow from a small lamp left on in the corner, but you turns it off the moment he arrives.
“Hi,” you whisper, like the word itself might wake the whole neighborhood. He can hear your grin. Megumi exhales, something between relief and exhaustion. “You’re going to get me caught one of these days. What’s your plan now.”
“You always say that,” you murmur, and there’s a big smile in your voice. Then you reach for him. Not dramatic. Not rushed. Just a small tug at his sleeve.
“Come on,” you say.
The music starts low—so low it might just be coming from your phone tucked somewhere in the room. Something slow, something soft. The kind of song that feels like midnight dancing .
Megumi hesitates for half a second…Then he steps closer. They don’t really “dance” at first. It’s more like standing really close in the dark and swaying from side to side. His hand settles lightly at your waist like he’s still unsure he’s allowed to touch you there. You adjust like you’ve been waiting for it. Outside, the world keeps going. Cars pass. Wind moves through trees. Somewhere, a dog barks.
Inside, it’s just them.
You sway first, guiding him without words. He follows, stiff at the edges, slowly softening as the seconds stretch out. His forehead nearly brushes yours when they turn.
“You’re bad at this,” you whisper.
“I’m not trying to be good at it,” he replies.
That makes you laugh quietly—barely a sound at all, more breath than voice, the song shifts, a little heavier now, and you lean in closer, resting your head against his chest. He doesn’t say anything, but his hand tightens slightly at your back like he’s anchoring you there.
For a while, they just move like that. Not really dancing. Not really standing still, somewhere between the two. And in the dark, where no one can see them and nothing has to be explained, Megumi lets himself stay there a little longer than he thinks he should.
“Kiss me through the phone!”
Note: Everyone is 18+. This is also one of my first official times dipping my hand into the water of smut, so be gentle! It’s kind of vanilla description wise, so I hope that’s okay…! Happy reading, and be sure to let me know what you think. 💗
Megumi Fushiguro wasn’t the type to stay on the phone. He usually kept calls short—efficient, quiet, done.
But tonight was different… The mission had dragged late into the night, the kind that left his shoulders heavy and his thoughts louder than usual. When he finally got back, lights off, room still, he found himself staring at his phone longer than he meant to, a message was already there.
“You alive or did curses finally win?”
He exhaled through his nose—almost a laugh, but not quite, Instead of replying, he tapped the call button. It rang twice.
Then— “Megumi?” your voice came through, softer now that it wasn’t just text.
“Yeah,” he said. A pause. “I’m back.” There was a beat of silence on your end, like you were waiting for him to say more. He didn’t—he never did at first…So you filled it in.
“You sound tired.”
“I’m fine,” he replied automatically, then added after a second, “Just… a long night.” That earned a quiet hum from you. Not pity. Not pressure. Just understanding. Megumi leaned back against the wall, phone pressed to his ear.
“You should sleep,” you said.
“I want to see you,” he countered.
A soft laugh. Then, quieter: “FaceTime?” That wasn’t like him at all.
“Yeah,” you agreed.
The silence that followed wasn’t empty. It was shared. Breathing on one side, breathing on the other, like distance didn’t matter as much as it should’ve. You stood in front of the camera, slowly stripping. Every article of clothing that came off made megumi ache. God, why couldn’t he just be there. After a while of strip teasing, your voice came again as you laid on your bed on your stomach.
“If I could, I’d just… send you a kiss through the phone or something.”
Megumi blinked at that. “That’s stupid,” he said immediately, but there was no bite in it.
“…You’re supposed to rest while I’m gone,” he added, softer.
“I am resting,” you replied. “Comfortably. With you.” He didn’t answer right away, just sighed as if you weren’t his favorite problem.
Outside his window, Tokyo stayed bright even at night. Inside his room, everything was quiet except your voice and his breathing.
“…show me,” he said finally.
A pause, then the sound of you immediately busting a move. “Don’t leave me hanging either.” You said, sitting up to show him your exposed body. And for once, Megumi didn’t tease you at all.
“I want to touch you so bad.” He slurred his words, hand gently working his own aching length. “I want to be there. I’ve never been more irritated with a mission in my life.” He grunted.
You just laughed, keeping your legs wide open for a perfect view of your ever so perfect body. At least in megumi’s eyes. You could see his tattoo from that angle, always the tease that hides his waist.
Your fingers worked hard for your husband, making sure he got every beautiful view of your pleasure. “M’gonna cum, Megumi…” You slurred out, the adrenaline of his eyes on you the whole time was making you weak.
“Go ahead, just for me.” He said, speeding up his own pace on himself. With one final squeal, you had made a mess all over yourself. In front of your husband…I mean, he’d seen you like this before but god it’s embarrassing.
Megumi laughed at your expression, biting his lip and finishing himself off as well, allowing you a 4k view of his beautiful length.
A few breathless moments pass, you had already thrown on a big shirt of his, sitting in front of the phone while you watched him shower.
“God I miss you megs.” You mumbled. “I miss you too.”
He contemplated his next words for a split second, “When I get back, would you try for a baby with me?” He asked, as if it was the most normal thing ever.
“…Megumi fushiguro.” He laughed at your response. “I’m serious. I want a family with you.”
You sighed, rolling over. “I’m gonna get some sleep. I’ll think on it and tell you tomorrow when you get home.” You winked. “You love to keep a man waiting.”
“Maybe so. You love it anyways.”
“She’s one hell of a Bad Mamma Jamma.”
Country isn’t something she does—it’s something she is. She’s the kind of girl who grew up with dirt roads, county fairs, bonfires, and pickup trucks. She knows how to drive a truck, start a fight, end a fight, and dance all night afterward. She’s equal parts sweetheart and troublemaker. And instead of being impressed by his reputation, she’d challenge him constantly. The appeal is that they’re both stubborn as mules.
Synopsis? : She’s a wild-hearted southern girl with dirt on her boots, fire in her soul, and enough attitude to keep Cowboy Bakugo on his toes.
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Katsuki just wanted a stiff drink.
He’d, been working all day, tired, frustrated, and completely and utterly done. But then he heard this agitating GRATING voice echo through the bar. He looked up from his beer.
There you were…!
Cowboy boots propped on the rung of a barstool. Denim shorts. One of those belt buckles big enough to knock somebody unconscious. A trucker hat sitting backward on your head. And you were laughing like you owned the damn place.
Bakugo immediately decided you were annoying. He mumbled to himself, “good lord, do not piss me off today.” But it was unfortunate the way that once he noticed you, he couldn’t stop noticing you. The way you threw your head back when you laughed, the way you punched your friend’s shoulder when she said something stupid.
The way every guy in the bar seemed determined to buy you a drink. And the way every single one of them got shot down.
“Not interested babe.”
“Nope.”
“Try somebody else sugar.”
“Dude, you’re old enough to be my dad!?”
Bakugo almost respected it…Almost. Then one of the guys wouldn’t take the hint. A tall, drunk, stupid, blonde guy.
“Aw, c’mon sweetheart—”
You sighed, exhaustedly sighed…kind of like this happened every Tuesday.
“I’m gonna give you one more chance to walk away.” The guy laughed.
Bakugo rolled his eyes, even he knew that was an idiot move. The guy reached for your arm, and before Bakugo could even decide whether he cared—you grabbed the guy’s wrist.
You twisted it like your life depended on it, the man yelped. A second later he was bent halfway over the bar.
“OW—OW—OW!”
The entire room went silent. You smiled, laughing up a storm with your girlfriends.
“Who’s yer’ daddy!? It’s me ain’t it?!” You teased. When you finally unhanded the poor guy, he practically tripped over himself escaping. As usual, conversation slowly resumed and music started again.
You sat back down, finishing your drink like noooooothing happened.
Bakugo stared.
“…well…shit.”
A few minutes later, your friend disappeared toward the dance floor, leaving the stool beside you empty.
Before he could stop himself—Bakugo got up.
Walked over.
Sat down….? Gasp?
You glanced over, took one look at him, then burst out laughing. His eye twitched.
“The hell’s funny?”
“You.”
“What the hell’s that supposed to mean?”
You pointed. “Nice hat.” His black cowboy hat…he likes this hat…he’d owned it for years.
“The hell’s wrong with my hat?”
“Nothin’!!” You grinned. “Just expected somebody wearin’ a hat like’at and bein’ that serious to be at least sixty.” Bakugou stared. Then smiled just a little despite himself. This was DEFINITELY a drunk “mistake” to him. You looked surprised.
“Well look at that.”
“What?”
“You can smile pretty boy.”
“Shuuuut up.”
An hour later you were still talking.
Well….and arguing. Okay, mostly arguing. Just about random trucks, country music, barbecue, whose state had the best rodeos…
“You are objectively wrong.”
“About what?”
“Everythin’!.”
“Wow. It’s almost like you’re biased.” You placed a hand over your heart.
“That’s so true!! I had no idea.” Bakugo groaned,
“You always this damn annoyin’?”
“You always this grumpy?”
“Yeah.”
“Okay, and I’m always this annoyin’.” You grinned.
“I hate cheerful people.” For the first time all night— Bakugo genuinely smiled. Looking to the side while he did so, but you could tell it was like…with his teeth and everything. Now that right there? That is the kind of smile that usually starts trouble. It made your whole stomach flip, which was slightly annoying….Because now he was cute.
The bar was closing when you finally stepped outside. Warm summer air, crickets singing. Your truck sat under a streetlight, lifted, mud-splattered, but beautiful in a country man’s eyes. Bakugo whistled.
“That’s yours?”
“Damn right.”
“Not bad.” You gasped dramatically.
“Did Katsuki Bakugo just give me a compliment?”
“Don’t make me take it back.”
You laughed. God, there was that damn laugh again, the one he’d noticed and made his move to hear…the one he was starting to like-
A little too much.
You leaned against your truck. “So.” Bakugo shoved his hands into his pockets. “So?”
“You gonna ask for my number?” His eyebrow lifted. “You gonna give it to me?” You smirked. “Maybe.”
“You really are a pain in the ass.”
“Yet here you are.” You gestured to the parking lot.
“Tch. Yeah, whatever girl.” You held out your phone, he took it immediately…You pretended you thought he wasn’t going to.
As he walked toward his own truck, he heard you call after him.
“Hey, cowboy!” He turned, you pointed at him. Flashing that bright, mischievous, beautiful, damn smile.
“Don’t get obsessed with me!” Bakugo barked out a laugh, the sound carrying across the parking lot. Then he tipped his hat, just slightly, and said— “No promises, sweetheart.”
You actually think that might’ve been the sexiest thing a man’s ever done towards you. You swerve off the road on the way home just swooning about that damn smile, perfect white teeth, cute smile lines…oh lord you’re down bad.
Hopefully he calls you. (¬‿¬)
So many ideas for one writer, I’ve been inspired all day but I have so little time!!…be expecting a A SLEW of new fics 💗
Dirty, Double Trouble.
The bet had started as a joke.
At least, that’s what Hanta and Kaminari told themselves. “You seriously think you can beat me?” Kaminari scoffed, pointing dramatically across the lunch table. Hanta leaned back in his chair. “Dude. Have you looked in a mirror lately?”
“Ouch.”
“Just saying...You’re kind of a chud. Especially hanging around Mineta the Minor lover.” The two boys glared at each other. Then immediate laughter between them. “The fuckin’ Minor Liker?!”
Across the cafeteria, you laughed at something Jirou had said. The sunlight hit your face, birds practically started singing. Denki clutched his chest. Hanta sighed dreamily.
And that’s how the rivalry began.
Attempt #1: The Tanning Salon Disaster
Denki had somehow convinced himself that getting a “cool beach guy glow” would make you fall in love with him. “You went where?” Kirishima asked. “The tanning salon with her.” The entire table went silent. “You what?” Hanta wheezed.
“It sounded cool!” It did not sound cool.
Especially not when Denki walked into class looking approximately one shade darker than he had twenty-four hours earlier, you blinked.
“…Kaminari?” He gave a thumbs up.
“Sup.”
“You look super tan…do we go to the same tanning salon?” Unfortunately, the conversation kept going. It was a win for Kaminari. And he did look good, especially with his Gyaruo aesthetic. Even Aizawa looked mildly amused with the way Hanta was bent over his desk staring at your two’s conversation. Needless to say, that attempt needed to be one upped.
K-1
H-0
Attempt #2: Sero’s Dinner Plan
“If movies have taught me anything,” Sero declared confidently, “the way to a girl’s heart is food.” So he invited you out for dinner, to his credit? The restaurant was nice, the food was delicious, the atmosphere was perfect. Everything was going great…
Until Kaminari appeared..
“WOW.”
Hanta didn’t even freeze. He knew his bro’s voice. You froze, Denki stood beside the table carrying a giant bouquet. “Fancy seeing you guys here.”
“You followed us?!” Hanta shouted.
“I was conducting research!”
“That’s called stalking!”
Denki sat down anyway, then somehow ordered food…then ended up somehow staying. The dinner turned into two boys arguing over who got to pay the bill. You luckily spent half the night laughing. Hanta considered that a…partial victory.
K-2
H-1/2?…
Attempt #3: Shopping Spree Chaos
This one was a complete accident…I mean, you had casually mentioned wanting new clothes. The next day— “Shopping trip!” Kaminari announced.
“No shopping trip!” Hanta corrected. Somehow both ended up going. And somehow both decided they would buy things for you..
“Try this one!”
“No, wait this one!”
“What about this?”
“That doesn’t even match!”
Three hours later— you had:
* Three hoodies.
* Two jackets.
* Five bags of snacks.
* A stuffed shark.
* Sunglasses.
* A hat shaped like a squid.
And two exhausted boys carrying everything.
“You guys okay?”
“No.”
“Not at all.”
K-3
H-3?
The Problem
Weeks passed…The rivalry continued. Both boys kept trying, and granted, both boys kept making you happy. Both boys made you feel special.
And unfortunately…That was the problem for you. Because you… liked both of them.
A lot.
Like…the greed they talk about in the bible. One afternoon, Sero and Kaminari cornered her after class. “Okay.”
Kaminari crossed his arms. “It’s decision time.” Hanta nodded. “You gotta choose.” You stared.
“…Seriously?”
“Yep.”
“Today.”
“Right now.”
You looked between them…the nervous expressions. The hopeful smiles…The fact that everybody involved was clearly terrified. Well…why not at least pitch the idea. And suddenly you laughed. “What?”
“Why are you laughing?” Kaminari asked. “You guys are ridiculous.”
“That’s not an answer.” You rubbed the back of your neck…then smiled.
“Honestly…” Both boys straightened immediately.
“Can I just date you both?”
Silence…complete silence.
“…What?” Denki finally squeaked. You shrugged. “I really like you both.” More silence.
Then—Kaminari’s brain completely shut down, smoke practically came out of his ears. “She’s broken him,” Hanta whispered, throwing his hands up in defeat.
“I CAN FUCKING HEAR COLORS.”
“Yep. Definitely stupid.” You just giggled, Hanta stared for another moment, then pointed at himself. “And I’m a victim too?”
“Yes.”
“And him?”
“Yes.”
“And you’re sure you can handle both of us?”
“Very.”
Hanta looked at Kaminari.
Kaminari looked at Hanta...
Then both shouted:
“TWO MAN!” The boys immediately got that shit shut down. You run a strict program…they still celebrated with each other. Talking about how they’d split time, triple dates…“I don’t think they understand what just happened.” Jirou, passing by, glanced at the chaos. “They don’t girl.”
One Week Later, you quickly discovered dating Hanta and Kaminari meant:
* Never carrying your own shopping bags.
* Getting random good morning texts from both of them.
* Having two human heaters during movie nights.
* Constant bickering over who got to sit next to you.
“Move.”
“No.”
“I was here first.”
“I blinked first.”
“That’s not even a thing.”
“It is now.”
You sighed, then grab both of their hands, Immediate silence. Both boys turned a little red.
“There.” You smiled.
“Problem solved.”
The two rivals looked at each other…then at you, then at their linked hands.
And for once…Neither one of them argued. Because somehow, against all odds—Both of them had won. And honestly? Neither could imagine a better ending than that. Maybe this sharing thing wasn’t so bad.
The boy next door.
The first thing Kaminari noticed about you was that you somehow made everything look effortless. Walking your dog? Thousands of likes. Getting coffee? Comments full of heart emojis.
Posting a picture by the pool and a caption that simply read “finally getting some sun ☀️”?
His entire brain practically exploded.
Kaminari stared at the photo for a solid minute, then another, then maybe a few minutes longer..“Dude,” he muttered to himself, “just send the message.” His thumb hovered over the screen before finally typing.
“You know, as your neighbor, I feel legally entitled to join that tanning session????👀👀”
A few seconds later, his phone buzzed.
Cute Neighbor👀💗 : “Legally entitled? That’s a bold claim for someone who just wants to come swim and gawk…”
His grin stretched from ear to ear.
“Check the neighborhood handbook!! It’s in there🙇🙇 Page 47”
“There’s a handbook? And more surprisingly, YOU READ IT?”
“…no.” A minute later:
“Fine.”
“Bring snacks.”
Twenty minutes later, Kaminari was lounging beside your pool in a lawn chair, sunglasses perched on his nose. “This is the life,” he sighed dramatically. You laughed from the chair beside him. “You’re acting like you’ve never seen a pool before.”
“I’ve seen pools.” He pointed toward you. “I’ve never been invited to your pool.”
“Yeah? Am I that cute?”
“Absolutely.” The two of you settled into comfortable silence, music played softly from your new shared playlist. The afternoon sun reflected off the water, it was surprisingly peaceful, Kaminari glanced over after a while. You’d gone unusually quiet? Your smile wasn’t quite reaching your eyes anymore.
“Everything okay?”
You hesitated. “Yeah, no of course.” That alone told him the answer was probably no. He sat up slightly. “You don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to.” You looked down at the drink in your hands. “It’s just…” A sigh escaped you. “My boyfriend’s been weird lately.”
Kaminari’s stomach immediately dropped… I mean he knew you had a boyfriend, everyone knew. Still, hearing the words always stung a little…But he pushed that aside.
“What happened?”
You shrugged. “I don’t know.”
“You know.”
“Okay, maybe I know a little.” The laugh that followed sounded tired. “He never listens anymore.” Kaminari stayed quiet.
“He’ll ask how my day was and then immediately start talking about himself.” You stared out at the water. “I’ll send him something I’m excited about and he’ll leave me on read for hours.”
“Shit...”
“Yeah.” You smiled sadly. “And then when he finally responds it’s just a thumbs-up.” Kaminari winced. “A thumbs-up is criminal.”
“Thank you!” You pointed at him. “See? You get it.”
“Because that’s awful. You should post us you know?” Dickarus is flying to close to the sun…
“You think?”
“Just soft launch our tanning day. Then maybe he’ll actually give you some attention and you can talk to him.”
“That was…the smartest thing I’ve heard you say. Yet.”
“Tanning with Nari!!💗”
When you saw that he’d viewed it, your expression softened again. Of course he wouldn’t care. But honestly? You just wanted to talk to Kaminari now. “I don’t even need some huge romantic gesture.” You fiddled with your bracelet.
“I just want him to care.” The honesty in your voice hit harder than Kaminari expected…I mean, you were the girl everyone wanted, the girl everyone noticed, the girl whose posts got thousands of comments…
Yet somehow you were sitting beside him wondering why the one person who was supposed to care didn’t seem to.
“Y/N.” You looked over.
“If somebody likes you, they should make time for you.” Your eyes widened slightly. He continued nonetheless. “You shouldn’t have to fight for basic attention. That shit it’s stupid. Especially when it’s a prize like you.” For a moment neither of you spoke…the wind stirred the leaves overhead.
Then you smiled, a real one this time that showed off your adorable smiling lines. “You’re a good friend, Kaminari.” His heart immediately performed a backflip and landed on its face.
Friend.
Right..Of course.
Still, he smiled back. “Someone’s gotta tell you the truth.” You nudged his shoulder. “Thanks.” The two of you settled back into your chairs. A comfortable silence returned. But this time it felt lighter. And while you watched the clouds drift overhead, Kaminari found himself thinking that maybe—Just maybe—The guy who couldn’t appreciate you was making the biggest mistake of his life.
The girl next door.
Later that night, your phone sat in your hands for a solid minute before you finally hit Kaminari’s contact. It was late enough that you almost expected him not to answer. Instead, after a few rings—
“Hello…?”
His voice was rough with sleep, you immediately sat up straighter towards your bedroom fan. Your face was flushed. “Kami?” A yawn crackled through the speaker.
“Y/N?” He sounded like he’d been dragged directly out of a dream, you couldn’t help laughing. “Were you asleep?”
“Maybe.”
“You were.”
“Allegedly.”
Another yawn, the sound of blankets shifting followed.
“I was having a really good dream, too.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah.”
A pause. “You were buying me food.” You groaned. “Of course you big back.”
“It’s true.”
Despite sounding exhausted, there was still that familiar playful grin hidden in his voice. He rolled onto his back. He’d be lying if he said he wasn’t the slightest bit bricked from your voice.
“So what’s up?” Your smile softened. “I just wanted to thank you.” There was a brief silence .“For what?”
“For hanging out with me today, letting me yap.”
“Oh-” His tone grew gentler. “Girl, no problem.”
“I mean it.” You curled up under your blanket.
“I’ve been feeling kinda crappy lately and it helped.” The line was quiet for a second. Then:
“Well, I’m glad baby.”
Baby.
Tf is he tryna get into….You found yourself smiling at the ceiling.
“You’re really easy to talk to, you know.”
“Hmm wooow calling me slow?”
“That’s a compliment.”
“I know baby.”
“You’re supposed to say thank you.”
“I’m too sleepy.”
You laughed, a sleepy chuckle came from the other end. Then he said:
“I mean, honestly…”
His voice lowered slightly.
“If your boyfriend won’t treat you right, I will. If you need somebody to talk to, just call me.”
Something about how naturally he said it made your chest feel warm.
“Thanks, Kami.”
“Anytime.”
A comfortable silence settled between you, then Kaminari spoke again.
“So.”
“So?”
“So your boyfriend really won’t hang out with you?” You blinked.
“…No. S’like pulling teeth.”
Another rustle of blankets. Then, in the most casual tone imaginable:
“Me plus you, equals this Saturday at 8. I wanna see the new final destination.”
You froze.
“Kami—”
“I’m serious.” You could hear his grin. He yawned again. “Then again, if you just wanna tan by the pool, I’ll come.” You rolled your eyes, smiling. “How generous.”
“If you wanna complain about life, I’ll come listen.”
“Wow.”
“If you wanna get food, watch movies, play games—” He paused. “I’ll be there babe.” Your heart skipped. There was no teasing in his voice now. Just honesty.
“You make it sound really simple.”
“Isn’t it?” You didn’t know how to answer that. Because maybe it was. Maybe caring about someone really was supposed to be that simple. The silence stretched, then Kaminari suddenly mumbled: “…You’re easy to spend time with. You don’t make me feel dumb.” Your breath caught. “What?”
“Hm?”
“What did you just say?” Another pause, then a sleepy groan.
“Lowkey…? I forgot.”
“Kaminari you did not.”
“Nope.”
“You absolutely said something.”
“I’m pleading the fifth.” You laughed so hard you nearly dropped your phone. And somewhere on the other end, Kaminari smiled into his pillow.
“Get some sleep, Y/N.”
“You too.”
“Text me tomorrow.” The request slipped out before he could stop it. A beat passed.
Then:
“I love you.” Your smile widened.
“Love you too sleepy head.” Another comfortable silence, neither of you hung up immediately, neither wanted to hurry to end the conversation. Eventually, with a quiet goodnight, the call ended. And as Kaminari stared at the dark ceiling of his room afterward, one thought kept circling through his sleepy brain:
“If someone wasn’t making time for you Y/N, they were an idiot.”
Because if you called him tomorrow—He’d answer. Immediately.
A few days later, Kaminari was walking back from the convenience store when he heard someone call out behind him.
“Hey.” He turned…your boyfriend.
The guy he’d only met a handful of times. The guy who somehow always looked annoyed whenever you were around. Kaminari already knew this wasn’t going to be a pleasant conversation.
“Uh… hey?”
The guy stepped closer. Chest to chest with him.
“You think it’s okay to hang out with my girl like that?”
Kaminari blinked.
“Uh…What?” The boy grabbed his collar.
“Don’t play dumb.”
His expression twisted.
“I see you hanging around her all the time now.”
Kaminari’s patience immediately started evaporating.
“She invited me to hang out. S’not like you’re going to.”
“Right.” The boyfriend laughed bitterly.
“You’re just waiting for your chance, aren’t you?”
Kaminari stared at him…not because the accusation surprised him..because of the way he said it. Like you were some object he owned.
“You know,” Kaminari said slowly, “she can decide on her own who she hangs out with. She’s a big girl.” The guy scoffed. “Oh, so that’s how it is?”
“Uh, fuck yeah.”
“You think you’re better than me?”
“To her? Yeah. I know it.” Kaminari shrugged. “I I answer her texts, to. Premium service.”
That one landed…hard. The boyfriend’s face darkened instantly. “You little—”
“Look, man.” For once, Kaminari wasn’t smiling. “If you’re mad, be big mad.” His voice stayed calm, “But don’t take it out on me because your the reason your girl looks for attention elsewhere.” That’ll do it.
The argument exploded from there, voices raised, tempers were lost, a small crowd started paying attention. And when the boyfriend finally shoved Kaminari—That was the moment everything crossed a line. Kaminari shoved him back, farther away from him.
“Don’t do that. Don’t put your fucking hands on me dude.” The warning was clear. And unfortunately, Ignored. The boyfriend came at him again, which was a gravely bad decision.
Because despite his goofy reputation, Kaminari was still a hero student, and a trained fighter. The confrontation didn’t last very long, a few moments later, the boyfriend found himself sitting on the pavement looking more shocked than injured while Kaminari stood several feet away trying very hard not to lose his temper completely. His nose was busted up, and he looked like he stuck his finger in a light socket.
“Are you fucking done?” Kaminari asked. The guy glared, but didn’t speak. Kaminari sighed.
“And for the record,” He adjusted the bag hanging from his shoulder. “I don’t even care if she dates me.” That seemed to catch him off guard. “I care that she’s happy.”
The soon to be ex boyfriend didn’t even mumble. “She spends half her time wondering why you don’t pay attention to her. She sits in her room, in front of her vanity, picking apart her face, and layering makeup when she doesn’t even need it. Hell, she used to never even touch the stuff before you!”
Kaminari’s voice lowered as he leaned down to the guy’s level. “And how you’re more worried about me than about fixing that bullshit, is beyond me.” Silence…the guy looked away first. Getting up and picking his battles by walking away.
That evening when your phone rang, you answered immediately.
“Kami what the hell?!”
“Hey.”
“Are you okay?!”
A pause. “Who told you?”
“Eijiro.”
“Ugh…that fat chud.”
You did NOT laugh…but your voice softened.
“What the hell happened?”
Kaminari explained the argument, the accusations, and the fight.
The silence on the line afterward was long.
Then: “You… really said that?”
“Yeah of course I did.” You sounded more surprised than anything. Kaminari hated that. He would tell you that, and more every day if he could. Because after everything he’d learned about you, the thing that bothered him most wasn’t that your boyfriend disliked him.
It was that you kept getting treated like an afterthought. “You deserve better than that baby.” The words slipped out before he could stop them.
“Kami…” His heart immediately started racing.
“I mean it.”
His voice was quieter now.
“You shouldn’t have to beg somebody to care. I’m being hella vulnerable, but I don’t care.”
You didn’t answer right away.
When you finally spoke, your voice was small.
“Can I come over?”
Kaminari sat up so fast he nearly fell off his bed.
“…Right now?”
“Yeah.”
A nervous laugh.
“If that’s okay.”
The answer came instantly.
“Of course baby.” An hour later, the two of you were sitting on his shoulder, holding his bicep on his bed. Just talking. Deeply, really talking. The things you’d been pretending weren’t bothering you. Even some things that he pretends don’t bother him.
And for the first time in a long time, someone listened to each of you. Eventually you looked over and smiled at him, cupping his bruised cheek.
And suddenly he realized something dangerous. He wasn’t hanging around you because he had a crush anymore. Or because he wanted to see the hottest girl in school in a bikini.
Well— I mean that is a plus. But he genuinely cared. Which was probably why the next thing out of his mouth was:
“If anybody ever makes you feel like this again, I’m going to dip my hands in a pool and electrocute them.” You laughed.
“Really?”
“Absolutely.”
“What are your death rates?”
Kaminari grinned.
“For you?” He leaned back into the pillow. “2.
Your ex, and your heart.” You rolled your eyes immediately. “That’s cheap.”
“Isn’t it?” He wrapped an arm around you.
His smile softened. “I really love seeing you smile.” For a second, neither of you looked away. And that was the moment both of you realized this was becoming something more than friendship.
….chap. 2?
“Is he on his…Hanteriod..?”
Sero Hanta is not handling your absence like a normal person. At first, it starts off as “concerned boyfriend energy.” He’s quiet for like… five WHOLE minutes…then someone(kaminari) mentions: “Hey, Y/N’s still on that mission, right?”
Aaaaand something in him snaps.
“Yeah,” Sero says, too calmly. “On a mission. Alone. Again. Cool. Awesome. Love that for her!”Cue immediate workplace hostility.
Bakugo says something mildly annoying?
Sero: “At least I don’t leave my partner emotionally stranded.”
Kaminari laughs?
Sero: “You laugh like someone wants a FOOT UP THE A-“
He’s not even loud about it. That’s the worst part. It’s like a very polite menace…
Meanwhile, internally, he’s spiraling:
“They’re probably fine. They’re trained. They’re competent. But what if they’re not fine. What if they got hurt. What if I’m literally the last person they texted and I answered ‘lol ok I love you’ like an idiot—”
Externally? He’s weaponizing sarcasm like it’s a quirk, Denki eventually tries to calm him down:
“Dude… Y/N’s coming back soon. It’ll be like…three days!”
Sero is an unhappy camper. “Oh great. So I can return to being emotionally stable in like, what, 3–5 business days?”
But the second he gets even a hint that your mission is wrapping up? He’s already at the door. Arms ready. Acting like he didn’t just emotionally terrorize half the hero agency for fun. “…MI VIDAAAAAAAA!!!” he screams when you show up. “…I missed you,” he admits immediately after, crashing into you something serious.
Then he adds, “…Don’t go so far again without warning me corazón.” And yes—he still looks like he’s ready to fight the very concept of ‘distance between you and him’ itself.
“Why do you go to parties if you hate them so much?”
Nobody understood why Megumi Fushiguro kept showing up to frat parties. He clearly hated them. Every Friday night, he’d stand in the corner with his hands shoved into the pockets of his hoodie, looking like he’d rather be trapped in a curse-infested sewer than listen to another remix of a song he didn’t recognize.
And yet.
Every.
Friday.
Night.
He was there.
The reason was currently standing on a table trying to explain beer pong statistics with the seriousness of a university lecturer. “Statistically speaking,” you announced, pointing at a whiteboard someone had stolen from a classroom, “I’ve achieved a seventy-three percent success rate.”
“YOU MISSED THE LAST FOUR SHOTS.”
“Those were experimental trials!!”
The room erupted into laughter, Megumi rubbed his temples. “You know them?” Yuji asked, appearing beside him with a grin. Megumi stared…
“…Unfortunately. I more than know her.”
Unfortunately was a lie.
Because whenever you spotted him across the room, your face immediately lit up, “BABEEEEE!”
Oh hell no.
Before he could escape, you were already pushing through the crowd, everyone knew you. President of the fraternity, Honor-roll student…
…Campus menace.
You threw an arm around his shoulders. “There he is. My favorite grumpy boyfriend.”
“You say that every week.”
“Because it’s true every week.”
Yuji was trying—and failing—not to laugh…Megumi begrudgingly ignored him. “Why are you over here bothering me?” Megumi asked.
“I live here.”
“I mean- damnit. I mean next to me.”
You gasped dramatically. “You wound me…I…ANNOY you?!” Megumi sighed….You grinned.
Then your expression softened. “You ate today?” Megumi blinked. “…Jesus Christ. What?”
“You skipped lunch.”
“How do you know that?”
“I stalk you. Sexy.”
Megumi stared.
“You were…stalking… me?”
“I was.”
“You-...I’m irritated.” You pointed at him.
“Exactly. Hangry Evidence.” Megumi felt an annoying warmth creep into his face. The thing nobody understood was that beneath the loud parties, ridiculous pranks, and endless social energy, you noticed things. You remembered his exams, his schedules, his favorite snacks, the names of his pets. You somehow knew when Megumi was overworking himself before he did. And for reasons he couldn’t explain, he always seemed to save a seat beside you.
Always.
“Come on,” you said.
“Where?”
“Kitchen!!”
“I’m not drinking-“
“Shhhhhhhhh baby. I know.”
Megumi frowned.
“Then why—”
You handed him a container, homemade food, surprisingly still warm. Megumi paused.
“You cooked?”
“And not drunk this time. Just for you sexy.”
“Okay...”
“Tough crowd, ouch.”
But he was already opening the container. You grinned, there it was.
The tiny expression.
The one nobody else caught.
The slight relaxation in his shoulders, the aaaalmost invisible smile. You considered it one of your greatest achievements.
“You’re staring,” Megumi mumbled through bites.
“You smiledddehehe..”
“I didn’t.”
“You totally did.”
“I didn’t.”
“You like meeeeee.”
Megumi wondered, not for the first time, how someone so exhausting could make him want to stay. And as you sat beside him, stealing chips from your own party while talking absolutely shitfaced, he realized he’d shown up to every frat event this semester.
Not because he liked parties.
DEFINITELY not because Yuji dragged him.
Not because he had nowhere else to be.
Just because you would be there.
And unfortunately for him—You were starting to figure that out.
And on the drive home. You flashed him.
“Hey Megumi…”
“Please don’t talk to me until you’re sober.”
“How…to get sober.”
“Are you Wikihow-ing that.”
“Yes.”
“Just..take a cold shower and drink some water dumbass.”
“Drink THESE.”
“Y/N I AM DRIVING.”
“Your windows are tinted it’s okay baby boo.”
“I’m never coming to another one of these again.”