All things Vikings all the time. Alex Høgh Andersen has ruined my life! ((Secondary page to @lille-kanin. Follow my other secondary @lo-siento-ama for other fandom trash posts))
“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
Warnings: DDDNE🕊️🪦, Talk of Christianity, NSFW/SMUT/18+, Corruption??
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The great hall smelled of firewood and mead, of iron and sweat, of animal hide and something darker—something sinful.
You shouldn't have been there. You, a Christian woman taken during a raid, meant to be ransomed or bartered, not summoned like a courtesan to the presence of Ivar the Boneless—prince of heathens, the godless son of Ragnar. But you were there nonetheless, a lamb among wolves, and he watched you like a starving one.
"You pray so often.” he drawled, lounging on his carved throne of bone and fur, eyes glittering in firelight. "Your god must be exhausted."
You crossed yourself automatically, heart pounding. “He hears me.”
He smirked. “Does he hear you now?”
Before you could answer, Ivar leaned forward, his expression sharpening with the cruel curiosity of a man used to dominance. His dark hair was unbound for once, falling over his broad shoulders. His legs—limp and twisted–were stretched in front of him, but he dragged himself closer with practiced strength, eyes locked on yours.
"I wonder if your god will watch what I do to you.” He murmured, voice low and dangerous.
You tried to step back, but he was faster than he looked. He gripped your wrist—not harshly, not yet—and pulled you into his lap. You gasped as your body landed against his, thighs straddling him instinctively.
"You fear me more than you fear hell," he breathed against your throat. “That’s interesting.”
“I... I am not afraid,” you whispered. Chest heaving slightly—rising and falling rapidly as you try to avoid his eye contact.
He laughed, soft and wicked. “Then prove it.” Voice filled with a teasing
Your prayers faltered. His hands were rough and sure, undoing the bindings of your bodice with a kind of reverent blasphemy, like undressing a sacred relic. His mouth was warm against your collarbone, your shoulder, then lower—worship of a different kind. The kind that made you forget even your own God’s name.. shame filled your gut, but you were not telling him to stop, were you?
You whimpered, torn between shame and fire. You had not known it would feel like this — desire and damnation braided into one.
“Say his name.” Ivar murmured, tongue circling your nipple. “Call out to your god.”
You bit your lip, tears gathering in your lashes as his hands roamed lower. “Ivar…”
“Not my name,” he whispered, face between your thighs now. “Not yet.” He said with a devilish smirk, pupils blown wide with darkened lust.
His tongue dug into your hole as his hands gripped your thighs, keeping them apart—kneading the skin as he moaned into you, the vibrations sending waves of pleasure up your spine, as a loud cry out spilled form your mouth. All he did was smile against you, eyes darkened impossibly darker. Your stomach tensing repeatedly.
You felt unholy, and dirty.. but in the best way.
But when he pushed inside you—slow, brutal, overwhelming—it was his name that tore from your lips. Not God’s. Not Christ’s.
adriana smith who was forcibly kept on life support after being brain dead to incubate her fetus due to anti abortion laws in georgia, usa will be taken off life support this week. she had an emergency c-section today and the child was born prematurely and is in the nicu. her family is raising funds for hospital bills (that the state didn't even pay for despite forcing this "treatment" btw!) and for the new baby. donate if you can. [source]
THE ENTIRE WEST IS BEING PUT UP FOR SALE AND I AM BEGGING YOU TO CALL YOUR SENATORS
Trump’s budget bill has many, many things in it, but buried amongst it is the MILLIONS OF ACRES OF PUBLIC LAND FOR SALE.
This is the entirety of the Arizona state forests, the entire Cascades mountain range. Swathes of pristine desert around the national parks in Utah. On the doorstep of Jackson Hole.
THIS BILL IS BIG, BUT IT CAN BE AMENDED AND ABSOLUTELY MUST NOT PASS AS IS please.
If you have ever enjoyed the wilderness, we stand to lose it all forever.
CALLING your senators - NOT JUST IN THE WEST. ALL SENATORS, is CRUCIAL.
Outdoor alliance has a great resource for reaching out.
The Senate’s spending package could offer up nearly 300 million acres of public lands for sale—a vast area that includes nearly 100,000 mile
I don’t have a huge following but please, everywhere I have ever loved, the forests I grew up playing in, the land I got married on, is all at risk and I am begging.
"X-men is becoming woke!" I'm sorry, have we been seeing the same series?
The main teacher is a disabled man who uses a wheelchair. The team has a powerful African lady who is literally called a god. In some universes, she is in an interracial relationship with Wolverine. The three most powerful members of the team are Jean, Storm, and Rogue, who are ALL women. Bishop is a smart and powerful black man. Forge is Native American and is super smart and builds cool futuristic tech stuff. One of the protagonists is a chinese-american girl whose love interest is a dark-skinned Latino dude. Mystique is literally gender fluid and married to a woman. Mystique also got the woman pregnant by giving herself a penis, which is how Kurt was born. Kitty Pryde is confirmed to be bisexual. Magick is confirmed to be bisexual. Iceman came out as a gay man. Wolverine dated the literal actually HERCULES in one comic. Deadpool has been confirmed by multiple writers (AND THE MOVIE) to be pansexual, and even has a (VIATNAMESE) nonbinary love interest in one comic. The entire series is about minorities living in a society that despises them.
But yeah, sure. Complain about Morph, a SEXLESS SHAPESHIFTER WHO WAS BARELY EVEN IN THE ORIGINAL SHOW, being nonbinary and having a crush on Wolverine.
Xmen has ALWAYS been woke. It's a metaphor for oppression and how anyone who differs from the societal norm is treated terribly. OF COURSE they're going to have queer characters in there 💀
happy fanfic writer appreciation day to EVERYONE who has ever posted a fic, tried to write a fic, wanted to write a fic but didn’t think your writing was “good enough” to be shared (between you and me, it is!!!) because ALL of you make this fandom better with your creativity and beautiful words, whether you know it or not. thank you!!!!!!!!!! ❣️❣️❣️
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