[xavantina]

Murderbot + text posts [203/∞]

[lellabellas]

that sarcastic thumbs up from oscar being impeded is so fucking funny. sorry about your p5 curse king, your dgaf aura remains undefeated.

[profcolsymorgan]

my kink is when someone is searching long and hard for a word and i give them the exact word they’re looking for and they look at me like i am an angel from on high

[angelbabymikaa]

i’ve been so well-behaved i deserve to light things on fire now

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[cm8x-insanity]

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

[gallusrostromegalus]

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

[zendeyas]

Zendaya wearing MATIERES – New York premiere of The Odyssey

[cuntylestat]

being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you

[montaguethelorekeeper]

I love the opening episode of Leverage: Redemption.

Sophie’s depressed because her pet freak of a man died, so the rest of the crew help kidnap her a new one that’s lower maintenance and better socialized.

[justexactlywhatareyouimplying]

The X-Files: S02E25 (Anasazi) | Scully taking care of a feverish Mulder [part 1 of 2]

[plavoptice]

Super tall damsel Mulder falling pathetically into the arms of his teeny tiny girlfriend Dr. Agent Scully, who is knocked off balance but finds a way to steady his giraffe sized body and maneuver him into a place where she can protect him? This is a trope that will neeeeever get old

[ouroborosorder]

”there’s no glory in suffering” and “sometimes the effort is the point” are two ideas that co-exist but god damn if I can ever tell when’s the time for which

[i-point-at-things]

👇👇👇

[zeroabsurdity]

mckittens giggling

[annabelle--cane]

"this is an inaccurate adaptation" okay but is it good "this didn't happen in the book" does it make sense in the context of the new work though "they totally changed the plot" and is the new one good or bad "it's completely different" not what I asked "they changed all the stuff I like" then I get why you wouldn't be into it but I'm asking about its own artistic merits "this character is meant to be blonde" I couldn't give less of a fuck

[cybernoetics]

[laura1633]

It’s worth pointing out that Max always puts Charles in his football team.

Also worth pointing out that this is Charles playing football :

Max I know exactly who you are.

[beauvilliers]

STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONSHIP | June 14, 2026

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Rocky: we built our spaceship by unifying every mind on the planet to create a super hive mind, pooling out collective knowledge and problem solving skills to come up with a plan.

Grace: we gave the scariest woman I've ever met two coffees every morning, an unlimited budget, and enough legal immunity to cuss out any world leaders she wanted to and boy did she want to.