I Wanna Write Pls

•21•Genderfluid•Not Dead inside anymore•Lover of DnD•I spend most of my life working at this point I stg•

[iwannawritepls]

Not saying messmer the impaler is hot but.

[pukicho]

It doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or even dead. I just simply don't care.

[shrimpysstuff]

then why say it

[pukicho]

I speak as I breathe: passively and without active thought.

[shrimpysstuff]

clearly

[pukicho]

Activating manual-thought mode. Hey go fuck yourself.

[britp0p-deactivated20210628]

repeat after me:

even if i don’t like my body today i will take care of it

even if i don’t like myself today i will still be patient and kind with myself

even if i do not love myself i will still take care of and be kind to myself, despite not wanting to

[the-haiku-bot]

even if i don’t

like my body today i

will take care of it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dionysiaproductions]

[electronicmail]

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

[chimso-writes]

Worst Writing Advice I've Heard

Show, don't tell (you're supposed to show AND tell)

Your chapter 1 is really important (it's not if you never get past it)

First person is the worst pov (ANY pov can be terrible, it all comes down to how you write it)

You have to be published to be a writer (straight up bullshit)

Real writers write every day (yeah and so do the ones who get burned out and stressed a lot)

Kill your darlings (ALWAYS MISUSED. it means remove anything that doesn't serve the story, even if it's Shakespeare level writing)

Your main character has to be likeable (No, they have to be interesting. That's good enough for me)

Read a lot (debatable. Personally, I read a lot more when I was younger than I do now. Don't only read, consume different mediums like movies or shows. They're stories too)

Writers' Block isn't real (Ummmm....)

Never use X word in your book (also straight up bullshit. Do the fuck you want. That's what editing is for)

Your first draft will be 'terrible' (I believe your first draft will be messy. Not everyones rough draft is terrible)

[thestuffedalligator]

Collecting books is great until you have to move all of them at once and realize that every one of the little bastards weighs about as much as a brick and collectively have the mass of a neutron star

[spffnity]

when you gave gege the umbrella but still summon your blood rain without thinking

[eternalgirlscout]

joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

[ghost-of-bleeding-flesh]

they died doing what they loved, getting stabbed in the chest 5 to 7 times.

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

[nyanguardparty]

this is literally a world heritage post, the inception of “killing me instantly”

[cosmicretreat]

"The Marriage of Froggo Amphibini and Giopiggi Porculini"

The June photo from Miss Piggy's Art Masterpiece Calendar 1984: Treasures from the Kermitage Collection.

[zeldacw]

making sketchy hualian video

(。・∀・)ノ🌸✨

[pedalszczyzna]

[milameep]

beefleaf sketch wip 🍖🍃

[iwannawritepls]

omg i got logged out for so long and it wouldnt let me log backj in and im back and oh how i've missed it here

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Oh my god

[val-ritz]

it’s been ten years, but it’s still shitscram season

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here