probably napping

eliza. she/her. 27. queer. i don't even know anymore

[ceruleanblueshells]

[moldavite]

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

[crowttore]

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

[ozdical]

[prokopetz]

Friend groups in the movies: Unshakably united by shared traumas, secret handshakes, and reminiscence of better days.

Friend groups in real life: Unshakably united by cryptic references to that one time one of you managed to mispronounce the word "shrimp".

[recurring-polynya]

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

[targetedknowledge]

[pipshinwhatever]

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

[waitinforthebus-deactivated2020]

[sophia-helix]

man, I could really go for some blorbos in a situation right now

[crochethub]

Medieval inspired tapestry with gold trimming embellishment by SpicyLatinaaaa

[probuccalfat]

[charl0ttan]

*about to accidentally reveal an experience gap through my rash generalization about what i believe to be wrong with greater society based on a single event that happened to me personally* and another thing about how chaste today's clowns are,

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[cryptotheism]

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

[glazeliights]

[nikolaj-costerwaldau]

"He thinks he's a dragon in human form. That's why he was so wroth at the puppet show."

[girlnumbers]

always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store

[camm-the-cleric]

Apex predators share their freshly hunted prey

[mimi-and-luna]

Mother observes offspring's hunting skills