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j4ckme

Two years?! I’m in!

kentishviking

why not

texas-bi-lover-deactivated20181

I’ll try it

blog-of-what-comes-to-mind

Eh

eliyora

Double your nana, double your yum

fuckyahumor

give me luck double banana

possiblityforjoy-deactivated202

No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.

I reblogged this.

And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.

oscophie

Series 5 soundtrack pieces in the new dw epsiode I'm screaming crying WHAT DOES IT MEAN

omglaurashutup

did you guys also hear amy's theme or am i going insane? i swear to god i heard amy's theme

cyber-corp

why did they play amy’s motif when belinda talked about missing her mum and dad. why did they play her motif specifically? MURRAY GOLD SPEAK TO ME

t00thpasteface

literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass

cipheramnesia

This is what it's like when I say the dumbest things imaginable to my wife or partner in the checkout lines to see if the cashier will crack a smile. A little human connection between the drudgery.

flarenoveau

A few years ago when my little sister was maybe ten or so we went to this like, novelty/antiques store which had an impressive amount of really bad taxidermy. We were sort of doing our own things and I was across the room from her so when she spots this horrible fish she has to run over and yell “ come see the ugliest taxidermied old fish I’ve ever seen “ at me. Without even thinking I just said “you’re the ugliest taxidermied old fish I’ve ever seen.” Which got a snort from an old man across the room. Anyways a few minutes later my stepmom came in and my sister said the same thing to her, and without missing a beat my stepmom deadpans “your father’s the ugliest taxidermied old fish I’ve ever seen”. The old guy absolutely LOST it

alwaysalir

Rivals (2024 - ) Season 1 Episode 8

screenwrite

my lady jane is like if the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen is the main character and her love interest is the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen and they have the most insane intense sexual tension you’ve ever seen with a well written and unique story that’s funny and romantic and a great time

anonoite

another quick study

dear-ao3

straightpeoplereceipts

This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise speaking. We’ve entered the orbit of a planet not terribly unlike our own… save that it is exclusively populated by petty old queens.

straightpeoplereceipts

They seem to have accepted Commander Spock as one of their own.