Nemo Was A Pick Me

This blog is fandoms and intrusive thoughts. Yur welcome.

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Some lucky bitch, bastard, or asshole’s birthday is today on

August

22

Two of the BIGGEST Swiftie obsessions.

Happy McFuckin birthday to those people.

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Did anyone else trust their parents’ driving COMPLETELY when they were younger and now that you are driving you realize they both kinda skrrt skrrt and hope for the best?

[firstfullmoon]

Albert Garcia, “August Morning” [ID in alt text]

[iwillwarmbothsidesofyourpillow]

This is probably what Taylor read before writing “August”

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Part of me wants someone to twist in bedsheets by my side, text “meet me behind the mall”, and fall madly in love with me for the rest of this month before going back to their true love, leaving me to wonder if they were ever mine to lose.

[keremelcream]

“this is my comfort character” and then it’s a character who has never seen comfort in their life

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Stop. Calling. Me. Out.

[poetryofmuses]

morally grey, tall, dark haired villains are my biggest turn on.

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Ummmmm same?????

[ceriseheaven]

it's august. may your air be salty and your door be rusty all month long 🫶🏻

[iwillwarmbothsidesofyourpillow]

Abso-toot-a-loot-ly

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It’s lowkey sad to be that one friend who loves reciting poetry, handwritten letters, Harry Styles, wax stamps on handmade paper, naming your plants, early mornings, baking fresh everything, stickers, Taylor Swift, reading at the ungodly hours, skincare, crisp fall air, secretly fixing your smeared lipstick, cooking foods from all over the world, photography of mountains but also that leaf shaped like a heart, One Direction, tiny bby frogs, walks early in the morning when it’s still misty out, all nighters, spontaneous singing, a never ending TBR and giant hoodies.

I just feel like I’m the only one out there.

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You being mine to lose. Laughing at nothing. Coffee cups still filled with tea. Lipstick marks on empty glasses. Giggles while you chase each other. Secret looks with undetermined meaning. Stolen kisses in a dark library. Watching each other sleep. Sheepish grins and blushing cheeks. Books half read. You never leaving my side. Dusty bookshelves with hearts tucked between pages. Their hands being clasped together with yours. Pushing each other in the grocery cart. Matching floppy pajamas. Skincare masks while you watch a movie. Inside jokes with inside meanings. Suggestive jokes (derogatory). Teaching one another to cook their favorite dishes. Voice messages in reply to heart emojis. They’re suddenly busy. Meetings in dark parking lots. Longing stares with empty eyes. To much time between us. Crying alone. Missing you. Alone in my bed, longing for your comfort. Knowing your with her. You not being mine to lose.

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That moment when you are measuring heights with your bro and you are back to back and both of your massive dump-trucks

SMOOSH

Together.

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Gorgeous gorgeous girls are anti romantics irl with a shelf full of romance books

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Ummm me?????

[keremelcream]

hey (with the intentions of exchanging annotated books with you)

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I wish

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So we’re just all going to pretend you don’t act like a total slut for fictional men only to forget to breath when someone holds your hand? oh okay

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Um?? Y’all be calling me out bc why????

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The crows as how they would leave a beach condo

Kaz: Impeccably clean. Followed every instruction on the rule page on the refrigerator. He knows what it’s like to be overworked for little pay so he does his best to keep the housekeepers from doing anything extra. He even “trips” and allows a few small kruge to fall under the bedside table since he knows a lot housekeepers are single parents or young kids starting out. He leaves exactly on time.

Inej: Everything is nicely set up. She folds the freshly cleaned towels into cute shapes and animals. She leaves the most intimately detailed notes in the guest book. She has a habit of “forgetting” small stuffed animals that she made when learning how to sew. She’s out early and even leaves little encouraging notes for the housekeepers

Jesper: Frat house. He does a decent job and follows the guest rules but leaves fun things for the housekeepers. Such as, unopened Jell-O shots in the bedroom bookshelves, little Debby cakes on the counter, beers in the fridge, frozen breakfasts and tequila in the freezer, unused toiletries in the bathroom, and even small souvenirs that everyone forgot to pack. He’s 20 minutes late to checkout but since he leaves the treasures no one says anything.

Wylan: Does his best. He tries to make up the beds even though we’ll have to strip them anyway. He has Jesper write a thank-you note for letting them stay. He leaves a phone charger plugged in the wall and his stuffed animal wrapped in the comforter. (He has a stuffed animal and I will fight you on this) He starts washing the towels but leaves with them in the washer since he overslept and is rushing to make checkout. (He’s still 5 minutes late but no one minds bc he’s trying his best)

Nina: More feminine frat house. Wine bottles along with beer in the fridge, all the shot glasses in the sink, empty tequila and vodka bottles littering around the trash can, random makeup products left in the bathroom with mini luxury toiletries left unopened in the bathroom, and pizza bagel bites fully stocked in the freezer. She would also leave sweet (drunken) notes about how much she loves housekeepers and try and fold the towels into shapes but they look like well-meant blobs. She sleeps until the checkout time but thankfully Matthias had them packed so they can leave immediately.

Matthias: Doesn’t go to beach condos at all unless Nina drags him. When he’s “forced” (he’s a total simp so he goes completely willingly) he keeps everything Druskelle-level sterilized. And when he does make any kind of mess he sweeps or mops. He shows Nina how to carve figures it of ice cubes and leaves a few in the freezer. He also leaves behind a few Fjerdian sweets for the housekeepers. He is rushing Nina to hurry up so (much to his dismay) they are 5 minutes late to checkout.

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The sad, beautiful, tragic moment when you realize you’re just James’s Augustine and not his Betty.

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The crows as my intrusive thoughts part 3

Matthias: *sees hair on shower wall* “these nasty bitches”

Wylan: *looks at acne* “could we simply, erase my face?”

Inej: “That was not very cash money of you.”

Nina: *sees plant* “Adopt.”

Matthias: “What? Why did you just say adopt out loud?”

Nina: *nodding while hiding plant in sudden trench coat* “adopt”

Jesper: “MY NAIL IS BREAKING MY NAIL IS BREAKING! I REPEAT MY NAIL IS BREAKING! SOMEONE GET ME SOME NAIL GLUE AND PRAY”

Kaz: “If I sat outside for 10 seconds with the combination of my hair grease and the heat of the outdoors, I could fry an egg on my body and we would no longer need to buy frying pans.”

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The crows as random things my friend has said

Kaz: *zooms in on girl in a youth retreat photo* “and sheeeee’s probably gonna burn in hell.”

Inej: *points to picture of herself on the floor.* that’s me crying over Kaz.”

Nina: “we’re engaged.”

Inej: “really!? How long have you been dating?”

Nina: “oh we’ve never been on a date. We haven’t even spoken a word to each other. We’ve just had eye contact.”

Jesper: “hey guys so today we’re gonna eat a yellow tomato. *insert weird slurpy/smacking noises*

Wylan: “hey guys! Here are my new shoes! *walks out in socks and two different colored heels* We call them the clompers 2.0. 😃”

Matthias: “just chillin in the pool guys. It’s a lovely day. 😄”

Bonus Nina: *looking at a selfie* “Smexy? No. Smexy?”