🥀Gertrude🥀

[everythingfox]

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

(Source)

[supreme-leader-stoat]

The caption really doesn’t do it justice.

[1dietcokeinacan]

Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently

[uncle-worm]

[weaselle]

story time 

they used to give us 15 minutes to do the mile, which meant you could walk it and still qualify if you watched your pacing

one time we were doing the mile and my buddy (a japanese-american goth music nerd guy who wore fishnets and stuff to school) ran by me, huffing and puffing, which was weird because he usually did it in a half hour walk

i was on pace to finish in 14 minutes 30 seconds, walking in solidarity with my friends even tho i grew up playing all the sports and could have easily run it, because fuck school and fuck gym class in particular

Anyway i see my buddy (we didn’t hang out much in school but we grew up playing together because we lived on the same block) i see him go by hauling ass, high-key unusual, so i cranked up to a run, caught up to him, and asked him what the hell

So he tells me (in a gasping sort of way) that the gym teacher, a terrible bully who was always riding me and my friends, was once again giving him shit about never qualifying on the mile and my friend reminds him that he’s excused by a doctor, and the gym teacher basically called him a faker and threatened to fail him if he didn’t run

“so i got a couple of us witnessed that…. and now i’m gonna give myself a fucking asthma attack… because i’m fucking sick of this shit all the time… fuck that motherfucker… i hope i goddamn die on him”

the school wound up having to call an ambulance, he coughed up actual blood and passed out

the gym teacher got suspended over it, when he came back he stopped fucking with the un-athletic students. And my buddy didn’t even have to show up at all for gym class for the rest of the year. School legend

[childrenlastdawn]

8 mm (1999)

Dir. Joel Schumacher

[writing-prompt-s]

Humans are 1000x more sensitive to the smell of petrichor (that smell you get with rain) than sharks are to blood, to no apparent evolutionary advantage. You’re privileged to be a part of the first welcoming committee to meet our new Non-Human arrivals in person. They smell like petrichor.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[regretfullyhuman-deactivated202]

what’s the other one

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The other goat.

[animusrox]

[thememedaddy]

me irl

[johnathan-armanithan]

[mcmangos]

[winemom-culture]

I hate that this is the actual original post it feels cursed

[bonelord10000]

You hate love

[sixpenceee]

One of the most effective ads for road safety | source                     

[rudegirl44]

I didn’t expect that.

[thewarfox]

That was fucking chilling.

[catcrumb]

[guerrillatech]

[demonbloodsausagedog]

all power to them but also may I suggest in the meantime sending your shit via USPS, which has had unions for a long long time, in case you were wondering why your republican uncle has been shit-talking it your whole life

[septic-everlasting]

Tis the season

[soersew]

NORTHERN IRELAND ON IT’S WAY TO PARTY WHOOOOO YEAHHHH

[icanhazcheezburgerz]

imagine yourself 1 year ago getting a sneak peak at what 2022 would be like and seeing these

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

taught my dog the word 'yucky' in association to grossness so if he's chewing on something weird I run up to him and yell "YUCKY" and he gives me this look

[sixpenceee]

Archer fish can actually shoot water in perfect aim | source                         

[ally-wonder]

I used to work at a pet store and this was me every time I had to feed the archerfish:

[sixpenceee]

Amazing timelapse of heavy rains falling on the community | source                         

[lorenzens-soil]

Holy smokes

[southern-new-england-grit]

This is always so cool to watch