Hot Turkey Sandwich

[julshii]

anyone please ask your crush out like this

[julshii]

The thrilling answer

[brojohn4lyfe-deactivated2015102]

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

[daitoshi]

oops my hand slipped

[moodycrissy]

nexttttt pleaseee :D

[sinofangels]

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

[maria-ruta]

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

[hamburgergod]

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

[maria-ruta]

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

[placeholderaccount]

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

[maria-ruta]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

[theartofwazzing-blog]

so yeah

[inafantasy-wby]

I LOVE THIS

[romanoscurl-deactivated20170605]

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

[deaddeavtivated]

I have a need…..I must add to this…

[aeshsar]

still waiting for the smut

[takayes-deactivated20170924]

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

[janaya7609]

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

[yaoi-online]

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

[ringo-smile]

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

[afraidtoask]

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

[mildly-duckbe-blog]

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

[zaku-kazu]

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

[gayties-garbage-deactivated2018]

THERES MORE

[conniemcfalcon]

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

[charlieisbi]

ITS BACK OMG

[monstersofmemory]

Omg it’s here!

[sushisalmon95]

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

[sushisalmon95]

Ok I tried because this is so cute 

[multifandom-hoes]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

[soubidou]

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

[madamelibrarian-deactivated2018]

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today. 

[lookingupatthestarsandthinking]

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

[snovolovac]

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all 

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

[vampirate-lover]

ITS BACK

[lav-enderlemon]

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

[aufandomlover]

this is now a tumblr web comic, who knows when the next upate is, all we know is its gonna be fucking amazing when it happens 

[lisanolicence]

best thing ever

[constellation-salad-deactivated]

Traditional style (Sorry the picture quality is really bad) but here is my (super short) update!!

(The text says : Movie? I won’t be late!)

[suckmyicelandick]

my contribution!

[twinkbugspray]

I rarely reblog long posts like this, but this particular collaborative comic thing has been around for /years/, like at least three or four, and it has an update every time I see it. It is a truly pure relic from a simpler time.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

*screeching about how much more has been added since last year*

[solongandgoodknight]

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

[cacklinghyena1]

GAAAAH SOOOO CUTE

[raesreadingcorner]

OMG I REBLOGED THIS A YEAR AGO AND NLW ITS BACK AND GOT BETTER!!!!!

[noblegambit]

IT’S TOOTH-ROTTING OMG

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

“Okay, quiet now, please. And now Bartek will show us how to piss off a sniper.”

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

He ded.

[carnelianfoxx]

[gharibajameel]

*does a weak peace sign* n..nya… *collapses and dies*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

Visit Original Link

I don’t throw around the phrases “the worst thing I’ve ever made” or “abomination before God” very lightly, so believe me when I say this is both of those and also a mistake

I present to you Mr. Sandman, but the opening clapping is uncomfortably meaty and plays throughout the whole song

[daijoubougie]

This was so completely disturbing why on earth was this necessary  

[skeletonpendeja]

I just imagine a big newt running in a cave with a radio on its back

[dogiplier]

SUCH A GOOD GIRL

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being in a public restroom

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

being in a public

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

you thinking that comment was necessary

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

thinking

[delusion-of-negation]

wen u zoom in

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

I love this post

[eee-in]

love

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

It just keeps getting better

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

overused captions

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

Tumblr’s new layout

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

tumblr

[1nvisibl3]

the internet

[tomche]

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

[that70sshowwriters]

Long ass posts

[theemperorrises]

Ass

[sidekickwife]

Thoughts this Memorial Day.

[carudamon119]

[animal-factbook]

The Banana duck, native to Haiti and Venezuela, is appeeling for its bright yellow skin and long bill.

[thoughtsofjasson]

That’s a banana.

[asian]

That’s what the government wants you to believe.

[tepification-blog]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lesbiitch]

DRRR!! movie actors!AU

I’ve had this idea in my head for quite a while now ever since I watched the end of ketsu, hear me out.

Durarara!! cast as movie actors.

Introducing:

- Izaya having to constantly redo the scene cuz he keeps laughing at the lines and ‘this guy is an asshole I fucking love him’ about his character.

- Ever since Mikado got the prop gun on set which would be used in the ‘ketsu’ end, he constantly rehears his lines and use the gun as he would during the set. ‘It’s for immersion’ he tells everyone. Kida grows tired of this and swaps it with a replica but one that’s an actual water-gun. Mikado still hasn’t forgiven him.

- Because of Celty’s lack of head in the series, she constantly has to wear a greenscreen wrapped around her head during set and every now and then there’s a mysterious swapping of imagery. Instead of smoke curling around where her head is supposed to be there’s now a bowl of cereal with milk being gently poured into it.

-Shizuo is a child and you would think he’s calm and collected because of the character he’s acting, but ohno, he’s a confused lil kid who constantly forgets his lines and forgets to take out his lollipop during rehearsal which has lead to a lot of scenes being re-taken.

-Despite Shizuo being kinda clumsy and forgetful, when he’s being serious (or ‘in the mood’ as Izaya so generously put it) he leaves everyone in awe of his acting.

- Akane is a fucking angel in real life as well and she clings to Akabayashi whenever he’s not acting. She also steals a lot of Shizuo’s sweets from his bag, thinking she’s being stealthy but Shizuo knows and keeps putting more candy in that specific corner of the bag so she’ll find it easier.

-Shiki has, more than once, sat in the back of the usual prop car and made money rain whilst Lil Wayne ft Fat Joe - Make It Rain plays in the background.

- The crew has noted Izaya is terrible at catch as they had to replace Celty’s prop head to a smaller sized water melon for him to practice with because he keeps dropping and throwing the head.

- Anri loves to pose with her sword, saying she feels like Michonne from The walking dead.

- The durarara!! cast snapping pics every time Shizuo and Izaya are near each other outside of the set (eating, walking, talking etc…) and posting it to the official DRRR!! cast twitter page #whatisthis????!?!?! #shizayaisreal?!?!?

- Erika and Walker sometimes disappears from set and aren’t found for hours. Usually they can be found in a corner reading manga or their lines.

-Shizuo and Izaya are actually best friends (like their voice actors Kamiya Hiroshi & Ono Daisuke) and cannot stop teasing each other on set.

“Be a dear and don’t forget your lines this time around?”

“Maybe I’ll forget to not throw the vending machine and you’ll end up in a hospital for a change!”

“Oh wow, nice, remember that line.”

“You think? Oh thanks.”

-The term ‘break a leg’ is forbidden to say unless you want Shizuo to actually do it.

- Mikado accidentally did stab Aoba with that pen and, although Aoba insisted he was okay, Mikado could not stop crying and apologizing to him.

- Every Friday is taco Friday. They all gather at a restaurant and have a nice time together.

- Shinra actually hates the sight of blood and once fainted during the act where he’s supposed to treat Shizuos gun shot wound on his leg. Despite knowing it’s fake, he still can’t stand the thought of seeing that dark red colour on his friends.  

- Speaking of fainting, at the final confrontation with Izaya and Shizuo, neither of them could remain in character for long because of all the tension, and had to stop multiple times because of emotional stress. Shizuo, fearing he’ll actually hurt Izaya when hitting him, actually fainted after seeing the ‘in act Izaya’s face of pain’. The stress and the guilt of actually hurting his best friend was too great for him and as Izaya sat there on the floor with him, hugging him, he assured Shizuo that ‘you monster can’t hurt me, I’m Orihara fucking Izaya’. Shizuo didn’t let Izaya go for an entire hour.

Of course there’s some plot-holes and such which I can’t figure out how to solve, like their name being the same as the ‘characters’ they’re playing, but I can’t stop thinking about this AU.

I’ll prolly add more to this so stay tuned if you wish to know more. Or please come talk to me about this AU, I need to TAL K MORE DRRR.

[89cats]

DSC_9705 by catfish

[markiplier]

You ever just look at a picture of Zac Efron and grumble quietly to yourself in a combination of jealousy and awe?

[meatseekingmissile-deactivated2]

son of my bitch

whats the fuck

[pyropotter]

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

[marielgum-deactivated20180902]

He’s back!!