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[czechthecount]

first waves of the day..

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[thatnanda]

Our grocery store has giant robots now.

As you can see, they put giant googley eyes on them to make them more endearing and less menacing. Except they’re on the side of the robot’s “head,” so you can’t see them when this 6 ft black obelisk with glowing blue eyes starts rolling up on you and your small defenseless child while you’re innocently standing in the baking aisle looking for pancake mix.

[thatnanda]

Today a woman at the grocery store passed me and said “That stupid goddamn robot!” and smashed her cart into it. The first blow in the human/robot war has been struck.

[fmab]

you have many hands to protect me, and me many eyes to look out for you

thenks @venus-suggestion for my life

[radiantemozzarelle-deactivated2]

I really should stop painting digital works that are enormous…I have to shrink it by so much to just post it T-T

[unexplained-events]

Researchers have used Easter Island Moai replicas to show how they might have been “walked” to where they are displayed.

VIDEO

[smileforthehigh-deactivated2017]

Finally. People need to realize aliens aren’t the answer for everything (when they use it to erase poc civilizations and how smart they were)

[desiremyblack]

(via TumbleOn)

[pearlsnapbutton]

What’s really wild is that the native people literally told the Europeans “they walked” when asked how the statues were moved. The Europeans were like “lol these backwards heathens and their fairy tales guess it’s gonna always be a mystery!”

[kiwianaroha]

Maori told Europeans that kiore were native rats and no one believed them until DNA tests proved it

And the Iroquois told Europeans that squirels showed them how to tap maple syrup and no one believed them until they caught it on video

[theopensea]

Oral history from various First Nations tribes in the Pacific Northwest contained stories about a massive earthquake/tsunami hitting the coast, but no one listened to them until scientists discovered physical evidence of quakes from the Cascadia fault line.

[thegirlthewolfate]

Roopkund Lake AKA “Skeleton Lake” in the Himalayas in India is eerie because it was discovered with hundreds of skeletal remains and for the life of them researchers couldn’t figure out what it was that killed them. For decades the “mystery” went unsolved.

Until they finally payed closer attention to local songs and legend that all essentially said “Yah the Goddess Nanda Devi got mad and sent huge heave stones down to kill them”. That was consistent with huge contusions found all on their neck and shoulders and the weather patterns of the area, which are prone to huge & inevitably deadly goddamn hailstones. https://www.facebook.com/atlasobscura/videos/10154065247212728/

Literally these legends were past down for over a thousand years and it still took researched 50 to “figure out” the “mystery”. 🙄

[archaeologistforhire]

Adding to this, the Inuit communities in Nunavut KNEW where both the wrecks of the HMS Erebus and HMS Terror were literally the entire time but Europeans/white people didn’t even bother consulting them about either ship until like…last year. 

“Inuit traditional knowledge was critical to the discovery of both ships, she pointed out, offering the Canadian government a powerful demonstration of what can be achieved when Inuit voices are included in the process.

In contrast, the tragic fate of the 129 men on the Franklin expedition hints at the high cost of marginalising those who best know the area and its history.

“If Inuit had been consulted 200 years ago and asked for their traditional knowledge – this is our backyard – those two wrecks would have been found, lives would have been saved. I’m confident of that,” she said. “But they believed their civilization was superior and that was their undoing.”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/16/inuit-canada-britain-shipwreck-hms-terror-nunavut

“Oh yeah, I heard a lot of stories about Terror, the ships, but I guess Parks Canada don’t listen to people,” Kogvik said. “They just ignore Inuit stories about the Terror ship.”

Schimnowski said the crew had also heard stories about people on the land seeing the silhouette of a masted ship at sunset.

“The community knew about this for many, many years. It’s hard for people to stop and actually listen … especially people from the South.”

 http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/sammy-kogvik-hms-terror-franklin-1.3763653

[crazythingsfromhistory]

Indigenous Australians have had stories about giant kangaroos and wombats for thousands of years, and European settlers just kinda assumed they were myths. Cut to more recently when evidence of megafauna was discovered, giant versions of Australian animals that died out 41 000 years ago.

Similarly, scientists have been stumped about how native Palm trees got to a valley in the middle of Australia, and it wasn’t until a few years ago that someone did DNA testing and concluded that seeds had been carried there from the north around 30 000 years ago… aaand someone pointed out that Indigenous people have had stories about gods from the north carrying the seeds to a valley in the central desert.

[fluffmugger]

oh man let me tell you about Indigenous Australian myths - the framework they use (with multi-generational checking that’s unique on the planet, meaning there’s no drifting or mutation of the story, seriously they are hardcore about maintaining integrity) means that we literally have multiple first-hand accounts of life and the ecosystem before the end of the last ice age

it’s literally the oldest accurate oral history of the world.  

Now consider this: most people consider the start of recorded history to be with  the Sumerians and the Early Dynastic period of the Egyptians.  So around 3500 BCE, or five and a half thousand years ago These highly accurate Aboriginal oral histories originate from twenty thousand years ago at least

[ironbite4]

Ain’t it amazing what white people consider history and what they don’t?

[gluklixhe]

I always said disservice is done to oral traditions and myth when you take them literally. Ancient people were not stupid.

[yourstargazing]

Just adding cool stuff, Inuit oral tradition preserves the stories of their people back when they lived in Siberia and watched volcanoes explode and hunted mastodons and stuff. It’s super detailed and super awesome and seriously indigenous knowledge and oral tradition has so much information and white science and history are just like nahhh

[rennerei]

Four kids and their stabdads gathering for a nice family portrait.

Another collab with Shalala obviously. HER DRAWING STYLE JUST LOOKS FREAKIN’ TEN SHADES OF AWESOME ON FREAKIN’ EVERY CHARACTER IN EXISTENCE. I basically went “skdfhgkfhgsjfgdjgkjf” at her for forever and of course I couldn’t keep myself from coloring. 

[wachtelspinat]

COLLAB REBLOG my silly lines, ren’s awesome colors

thanks again bro, it wouldn’t be as half as cool without your colors i___ii

[midnightcrewadventure]

300 Followers = Licorice Party

[wachtelspinat]

midnightcrewadventure:

Slick puts his backup hat to good use.

thanks to doctorscience for makin it mooooove

droog i_i also congrats!

this adventure blog is amazing and everyone should follow it

[wachtelspinat]

i had the urge to draw my favorite character the result kinda creeps me out a little… ah well

[tricotiana]

[wachtelspinat]

tricotee:

This is kind of silly,

but I wanted to make a carapace (+Scratch) height chart ever since the whole 4-foot tall asshole in suspenders thing.

Just for reference

according to this i am as tall as cans

:    |

[izbooty]

I've never imagined Slick and Droog THAT SMALL holy shet

[tricotiana]

[wachtelspinat]

tricotee:

NYEEEEEHHHHH

holy shit this is brilliant! can’t stop looking at it

[wachtelspinat]

uhhh why did i draw this i never wanted this to happen maybe because i had the urge to draw 50’s mc 2 month ago but was simply too laaaaazy to do so and now it’s everywhere and kinda really cool so i put on some really cool music and yes, now i’m joining in. or maybe because i’m really really tired and my first days as a volunteer at the hospital were kinda cool i guess but being a nurse is fucking hard work, i understand now.

[wachtelspinat]

and then i did art.

i’ll probably never do the other ones askfhaskjf

[wachtelspinat]

weh this might be the sweetest thing i’ve ever drawn

[wachtelspinat]

ok so basically i wanted to draw my headcanon slick’s left hand because i have something in mind for it but then it just didn’t worked as i planned and the part i wanted to draw isn’t even on the pic anymore and yeah, well, you know… shit.

and then i wanted to work on that important project but i got frustrated because i have to work this weekend… so yeah, this happened.

asdfghjklö

[wachtelspinat]

WHAT THE FJSKLAJFKSAF ANGLE

and now please imagine you are snowman

done.

[wachtelspinat]

too much of this and i start drawing things… THINGS

and ok last one, now i start working on that long long list of things i promised to draw i_i

[rennerei]

[wachtelspinat]

ren-ne-rei:

Messing around with the midnight crew just for the fun of it, my heart still belongs to Shalala’s versions

ohh mann wie ich 2 stunden gebraucht hab ums anzuschaun nur weil du die ma wieder GUCKEND malen musstest :U

bubi <333

EDIT: also look at those guys, that’s what they really would look like, i just keep drawing my slick because i can’t handle evil-glaring-midget-mobsters