oozey mess
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NASA
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
if i look back, i am lost
Mike Driver
sheepfilms
blake kathryn
RMH
Cosmic Funnies
occasionally subtle
untitled
Three Goblin Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Keni
todays bird
PR's Tumblrdome
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Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
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@izzet-chaosmage
It has occurred to me that I should probably also direct people to my Instagram, where I post my sketching/artwork (because I'm not going to do it here where the life drawings will draw the ire of the crappy filtering system).
115 Followers, 201 Following, 99 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Alex Bott (@chaosmagedraws)
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally
^not my post but same sentiment
excellent names on the enemy team tonight
It has come to my attention that some of you have not actually seen the music video for Ghengis Khan by Miike Snow so I've taken it on myself to end your ignorance of this piece of cinema
The greatest cinematic experience of 2016, weren't you watching?
They"re all but @-ing me on twitter
In BtVS pride month episode the school hangs big rainbow 'everyone is welcome' poster, so now vampires can just walk inside. Now Buffy has to tear it down wihout Cordelia calling her homophobic
yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."
@wooftphr
it continues
god this tickles me
(OP's tiktok here)
*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this
There are Experiences behind this sign
Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor
I have just been informed there are scooby doo fans who make the titular scoob shaggy's service animal & this is fun and cute but my immediate thought was medical alert dog scooby doo going RUH ROH ! And it's kind of frying me
RAGGY YOUR ROOD RESSURE
Bernard Vié. Chat descendant l’escalier, 2009. Bronze patiné. 61 x 36 x 13 cm
I'm fucking weeping rn
It is a lovely day in the concert hall and you are a horrible trombone player.
I often refer to my bottle-raised lamb as my adopted daughter, because it’s mostly true, it temporarily keeps nosy strangers from knowing I’m an eeeevil childfree woman, and it’s hilarious when people find out. And by that time they’re usually too disturbed by the “her-daughter-is-a-sheep” thing to get on my case about the “woman-with-no-husband-or-kids-oh-the-horror” thing.
Most of my friends are aware that I do this, and will back me up in conversations without batting an eye when I reference my daughter. And the best part is that they literally never drop the story. They just 100% all the time accept that I have a two-year-old adopted daughter. The fact that she happens to be a sheep is an unimportant detail, not worth mentioning until an anecdote gets too weird to plausibly be about a human toddler.
Which actually takes much longer than you’d think, since human toddlers apparently have absolutely zero sense. “She bites if you stop paying attention to her” is believable, “she tries to eat rocks out of the landscaping” is believable, “she stuck her head through a fence and couldn’t get out” is believable. “She jumped a five foot fence and came screaming back into the house through the dog door when I left her outside in the pasture” does get some strange looks, though usually not for the right reason.
Occasionally the joke gets turned around on me, though. I posted a picture on my not-tumblr blog of her wearing my glasses, and every comment was “Oh my gosh she looks just like you!!!” “I would never have known she was adopted If you hadn’t told me!!” “Are you sure that’s not an old picture of you?!”
So apparently this is what I look like:
At least she does look cute in glasses.
[ID: a close-up photo of a brown sheep, stylishly sporting a pair of glasses. End ID]
This is a bell curve meme to me
Because the obvious (and wrong) answer is that Magneto beats Tony easily because he can control Tony's armor and crush him
But the smarter (and wrong) answer is that Iron Man's armor isn't actually made of iron, it's made of a non-magnetic gold-titanium alloy.
But then the smartest and true answer is that Magneto beats Tony easily because Tony has metal shrapnel in his bloodstream that he needs a powerful electromagnet to stop from reaching his heart.
> Magneto can control non magnetic metals
> Iron Man can probably make an armor out of wood
> Magneto is fuck you powerful and can defeat someone he can't use his powers on directly
Where's that post on the whole "I have made metal-free weapons/armor/mechs, Magneto! Accept your defeat!" and Magneto just... hits them with local infrastructure?
Found, courtesy of @mzminola!
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