sex and drugs and cars

Side blog just for my fandom shit basically.

[fanficmemes]

Yeah I enjoyed this movie a normal amount *opens ao3*

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wildersage]

attempt to move an image in a word document leaves 7 dead 20 injured

[firefox-official]

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

[firefox-official]

“that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse

[steamanband]

Whoever invented second-hand embarrassment scenes in television needs to go directly to hell right now

[trentcrimms]

I know Trent, yeah. He’s a tough cookie. But that’s okay. You know what you do with tough cookies, don’t ya? Dip ‘em in milk. Ted Lasso (2020-) 

[guns-n-broses]

Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?

Me: aesthetic

[champagnemoon]

We need at least two Octobers. One goes by too quickly.

[pyropotter]

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

[bunniope]

oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

[himborc]

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

[wendimydarling]

Guys I laughed waaaaaaaaaay harder than I should have.

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

a big part of being happy is being excited. be excited for everything - making a cup of tea, decorating your future apartment, seeing a friend again, falling in love unexpectedly, the next episode of a show you like, finishing something stressful, buying something you’ve been saving up for, a new album, sunsets, traveling, road trips, and the feeling of going to bed after a long day. think of something to be excited about and daydream about it often when you’re sad.

[girlcaligula]

“Why do people like a character who’s committed war crimes but hate this other character just because they’re annoying” because it’s fiction Susan, and being annoying in fiction is a greater sin than being a supervillain, because it won’t make me want to read about them. It isn’t difficult to understand

[zombieporno]

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.” (Oscar Wilde)

[charlesoberonn]

The war crimes are fictional but my annoyance is real.

[slimegargoyle]

is this what sports is like?

[aceademic]

reading is like being in the shower. don’t wanna start and dont wanna stop

[rainbowd00dles]

my Fall AFTG exchange piece for @lemonboyjosten who asked for Butcher!Neil and law enforcement!Andrew and my mind went to Killing Eve AU and I may be a little obsessed with it. I hope you Like it!

please do not use, edit or post my art to other sites

[youarentreadingthis]

i think tumblr should have an @everyone feature. this would solve nothing and make everything worse