ChaosConfetti

satans most effeminate soldier dont judge me smiley face 19 DNI if youre a minor

[sapphling]

many will attempt to "end" the hug after only five to ten seconds of holding you. crucially, this is where the claws come into play

[izzynolastname]

sometimes i would love an "im feeling lucky" button for my gender every morning that i could hit until one felt right

[tied-up-transfem]

Competence in a skill is so hot. Watching a girl being able to work something out, problem-solve, shape something with her fingers. All it does is make me wonder what they would look like dumb for me, with all the accountability and responsibility temporarily stripped from them. Trust me with a finger and I'll break it for you my dear, but only because it's what's best for you. What you need deep down sweetheart, a respite.

[mollyjames]

Feminine Wiles

[dumbdoegirl]

morning

[izzynolastname]

i would KILL to have those shoulders oml

[sunsofcarcosa]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

[dykesis]

i need my boobs to quadruple in size right fucking now

[boringkate]

A hoodie can be a form of lingerie when you're pure of heart and perverted of mind.

[izzynolastname]

not me dressing up in a gay little outfit to go out to kareoke night :3

literally the cutest human alive someone should collar me or something maybe

[izzynolastname]

hehehehheheheeeee first family member who thinks im on estrogen just asked my aunt about it

we stay winning

[terpsikeraunos]

posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review

[terraswallows]

A common misunderstanding, I swear.

[necromancelena]

sadism is literally cute. its really really cute.

[kiburebuc]

that is a fucking insane amount of donuts, theres like 6 people in this room

it looks like an edit or something bit irs just in the show like this

[kiburebuc]

this has to be a joke, theyre all double stacked

[kiburebuc]

[kiburebuc]

cooper dissociates while albert is absolutely flabbergasted by the insurmountable quantity of donuts

[soup-mother]

*To someone trying to let me know my kerbal space program rocket isn't aerodynamic enough to leave the atmosphere safely* OH MY FUCKING GOD can TME people stop expecting trans women to care about drag for like FIVE fucking minutes please? 🙄

[lesbiandogthing]

spending like three hours locked in a crate while the prettiest girls ever are petting me and talking down to me and forcing me to hit the pen through the bars is maybe one of the most life changing experiences ive ever had

[izzynolastname]

who the fuck built the meta ray bans out of the plastic they use on the McDonald's toys

you are not telling me they fucking snapped at the hinge from a two foot fall bro i refuse to believe it. i simply refuse.

we stay losing chat lets fucking go 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 ✨✨✨💖💖💖 ✊✊✊