scarier than having Bovinophobia

Jennifer // 24 // she|her // bisexual // Brazil //   anti grapefruit blog   //   grapefruit stans don't interact

[takekumo]

ふむん

[948]

bunnies made by the enchantlings

[greelin]

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

[greelin]

many funny and true things going on in the notes. but also

what the hell is going on up there.

[weaselle]

met a guy in the airforce in germany was from Boston and he told me in Boston they call using your turn signal “giving information to the enemy”

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Finally I can have that wet pants look without actually peeing myself!

[agnesmontague]

[supersexygamergirl]

[slbtumblng-deactivated20221210]

[iinosins-deactivated20231229]

in this house GAMING IS ACCESSIBLE

[aleatoryw]

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

[podcastwizard]

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

[podcastwizard]

where were they. greta where were they.

[fuggmuff]

I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs

[thelooniemoonie]

"Dont drink coffee after 2 PM" is such a neurotypical issue that sounds made up. Such a thing couldnt happen to me, ADHD Georg, who has coffee past 9:30 PM and can still fall asleep freely because I have a natural toxicity resistance to caffeine.

[thelooniemoonie]

"OooOooOoOh I cant haev cofee so late otherwise I'll be up all night" sounds like a skill issue

[outofcontextdiscord]

[ambafaerie]

omg they captured the feeling perfectly

[boopsloop919]

[socialmaya]

[sagihairius]

but if there’s platonic kissing whats next??!!!!????? sex without romance??????!? romance without sex?????!!!!? friendship?????? friends with benefits????!!! platonic lOVE????? staying out of other people’s business???????? WHO KNOWSS

[fishyandclintbarton]

I dunno if this has been posted yet, but.....

Keep this shit off AO3

We don't want that kind of pearl clutching 'christian' conservative sitting on the AO3 board. Keep Moms For Liberty out of our fanfiction.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this is the second fucking year in a row someone has tried to pull this crap. but if you're still on the fence about it (though fair warning, I am not copying everything she wrote as a response, which you can read on the OTW website):

Would you be in favor of creating a Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion committee? Why or why not? I see no reason creating another committee would help anything in light of the continued staffing issues, and see several ways it could hurt. Lumping nonwhite, and non-English-speaking, and non-American volunteers together in one committee is just tokenism with a bow on top. Those experiences are not singular or universal. The DEI consultant to be hired by the organization will be able to speak to this far better than I can. The cost of becoming a member/voting in elections is prohibitive for many users, particularly disabled, international and POC ones. Do you have any ideas about how this could be improved to make the otw more inclusive and less privileged? No.

Also, just for some proof of the "Republican" part, from Twitter:

like, it's not a pejorative, it's how she's self-identified

also, ENTIRELY unrelated to this crap, but she's only been a volunteer for about a year and a lot of her answers to questions about ongoing problems is "I don't know because I've only been here a year." she doesn't even know what PAC is.

[pluvialcity]

Presented without comment: her answer when asked in a republican primary debate about whether or not she supported gay marriage (to her credit she does at least support it, but the framing sure is...something)

ALT: [I am in favor of allowing same-sex marriage, because I tell people all the time, I’m pro-1A, pro-2A, pro-3A. I am pro free speech, I am pro-gun, and I am pro keeping the government out of your home. I believe that regulating marriage is a church issue, it is not a government issue. As far as I’m concerned, whatever gender combination you want to make between two consenting adults is none of my business. I believe that America has far bigger problems, so I would have voted in the affirmative.]

Source (clip, starting with the question asked, starts at 1:42:15)

[scifigrl47]

She was already dead last in my voting due to hoe many "I don't know" and "that would require research to answer" responses she gave. These questions aren't live 'gotchas,' the candidates have time to goddamn LOOK STUFF UP before submitting their answers and she couldn't be assed to do even that!

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[electricpurrs]

it keeps happening

[magicalnursekomugi]

people talking about australia like they do japan and korea

[magicalnursekomugi]

UGH this reminds me of bluey s2 e3 so bad… imagine growing up Australian and having fairy bread and pass the parcel at birthday parties 😩 its so crikeycore