Just a Mess

Just a city girl, born & raised in east Detroit. Part-time writer/dabbler, normal every-day idiot. Late 30's female. (I thought quoting Journey lyrics would be enough to say how old I am but I guess not)

[writing-prompt-s]

One evening, in the sky, a message appeared: “In 24 hours, a billionaire will die.” Everyone everywhere on Earth could see it, in every language. Nobody could explain it. The next day, one of the richest men passed away. “In 24 hours, 2 billionaires…”

[theradicalace]

like to charge reblog to cast

[imsopopfly]

Death Note if Light wasn’t such a fuckin loser with a cop for a dad and his head up his ass

[rusted-pipe-of-wisdom-deactivat]

wolf & bunny: a love story

[venomsbite]

[mind-altering-bugs]

The best part about turning 30 was, legitimately, unlocking the ability to use this image

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[archivistic]

RIP Library Paste Man

[trin0dinz]

So basically dating Mothman would be great

[trin0dinz]

I didn’t know this was trending pls don’t let me be known for this

[nightshadeis]

@thebibliosphere

[naamahdarling]

Ohhh okay okay this is a joke bc moths eat clothes I get it now. All day I was thinking it’s just because Mothman is an insatiable pussy hog of a cryptid and this is how he rolls.

[femboycatofmystery]

Welcome to tumblr, where you can’t show Female Presenting Nipples but you can say “insatiable pussy hog of a cryptid” all you fuckin’ want.

[sandmandaddy69]

[erosofthepen]

me serving cuntlery

[erosofthepen]

please guys this is the cleverest joke ive ever made

[anuic-deactivated20220825]

[the-fugitive-kaspy]

OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

[probablyasocialecologist]

Father Jones explained that his "advice does not contradict the Bible's eighth commandment because God's love for the poor and despised outweighs the property rights of the rich."

[klinger4yossarian-deactivated20]

rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did

[james-silvercat]

Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[groundlessness-deactivated20240]

babygirl you wouldn't believe how many books I've read the introduction and one chapter of

[seerofmike]

too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night

[seerofmike]

tell me you have never worked in customer service without telling me you've never worked in customer service

[orcboxer]

psychiatrist trying to diagnose me with psychopathy: And are you polite and professional at work?

[angelicguy]

[jooces]

Dick Game Diego

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

Extinction: avoided

Species: saved

Dick: out

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

[thelandofmemes]

[danamongden]

"But 22 episodes is too much to binge in one session!"

Perhaps we should not consume our entertainment like an eating disorder.

[painted-doe]

[sacred-portal]

[matchasmallest-deactivated20240]

[nicola-coughlan]

insp.

[psychecreations]

Good evening, sir. Forgive me. I was simply— In need of some quiet? I have been in search of it all night. Perhaps we can enjoy the silence together?

[thingsmk1120sayz]

Vintage butterfly faires..