Snek Dad

Jack (23, he/him) I also cry over plabs (Krabs And Plankton)

[perrybearwaks]

Happy Father’s Day to Jenkins’s two dads

[essence-of-armbarring]

sure you can buy an iphone x but for less than that you can buy every mainline Yakuza game and play them while dressed as Kiryu

[braind3ad-onceling-m0ved-deacti]

checkers big surf slushie

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bear4butch]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Placeholder moustache

[theradicalace]

[regicide1997]

Call that a 5-o'clock foreshadowing

[kezia-kawaii]

fuck you

who told you you could make such a god damned perfect joke? xD

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[princessdollie]

deep in the hundred acre wood 🍯🌱

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[famicomworld]

this is my only form of dopamine now a days 

[asphodel-s-blog]

tea parties should be more common. let’s sit down and enjoy the afternoon with sum tea n lemon cookies. maybe wear pretty dresses or lovely suits or groovy overalls, yk? in the tea party, we r safe and loved. have a cookie.

[sporesgalaxy]

and that’s that on that!!!!!!!

[notegender]

oh wow would you look at the time

[thebootydiaries]

me (to my cricket gf): babe.. do you still love me?

cricket gf: *cricket sounds*

me: is that yes in cricket language or awkward silence

[theclonewriter-blog]

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

[onewordtest]

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

[joehywheelah]

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

[tenoko1]

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

[cj-amused]

Things I didn’t know

[prismatic-bell]

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

[jawnwats-deactivated20160713]

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

[notesoftruth]

Okay, but someone please explain question marks when followed by a dialogue tag. How do?

[flootzavut]

“The speech tag is still part of the previous sentence,” she explained, ‘so it isn’t capitalised.“

“What do you mean?” he asked. “But there’s a full stop as part of the question mark!”

She nodded gravely. “I know!” she said. “A lot of people find this confusing. But the speech tag belongs to the line of dialogue, it’s still part of the sentence, so it’s wrong to capitalise it.”

She reblogged the post again, because she had recently read far too many potentially enjoyable stories marred by poor dialogue punctuation.

[dechart]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots till now..

[eddiestarchild]

NOICE. Can’t wait to use this

[magpiefngrl]

“There are two more ways"—she pointed to the blackboard—“to punctuate interruptions. One is with the em dashes outside the quotations marks to indicate continuous speech. The action occurs at the same time as speech. The other—” she sipped from a glass of water “—is em dashes within the quotation marks to indicate interrupted speech.”

[shiftythrifting]

Bought this one

[justlovelydear91]

Admin Didi I’m begging you, please this needs to be a shirt we can wear

[shiftythrifting]

This one is on Redbubble actually, the original artist is still selling them: https://www.redbubble.com/people/kyuji/

[34285660]

s12e248a “the krusty bucket“

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

anxiety.

[genocidershodan]

Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.

[prettylilraindrop]

I take it you don’t have anxiety.

You can’t “just stop saying sorry”. You do something, something so little, like accidentally bump into someone. You feel horrible about it. Your brain starts panicking and you have trouble trying to breathe. You stutter an apology. They say it’s okay, but you accidentally do it again, and you apologize again. They just say “Aha, you can stop saying sorry.” And you feel horrible that you’ve probably made them angry or upset, so you mutter out an apology for the third stupid time, and they just say to stop saying sorry. Stop saying sorry. 

You can’t just tell someone to stop saying you’re sorry.

[inner--utopia]

…Wow. I’m usually the one that tells people to stop saying sorry. I actually learned something on Tumblr, thanks!

[apologieslogan]

my best friend does this all the time. might I suggest that instead of telling people “stop saying sorry” to tell them something a little softer like “no need to apologize!” or “no worries”? I know the last one sounds a little contradictory for someone with anxiety, but as someone with anxiety, even small reassurances that it’s okay mean everything to me.

[heir-of-the-founders]

I usually say something like “its okay, you didnt do anything wrong” if the apology seems like it comes out of nowhere. I’ll also ask what they think they did wrong and reassure them about that.

[kaijuno]

Wait this is funny