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Hey, I'm Jonny. I'm an 18 year old Canadian from Hamilton, Ontario, and this is my blog. Feel free to talk to me, I have an ask box for a reason, use it.

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Opinion on fuck buddies?

I personally think they’re wonderful for many reasons. I just don’t see why they’re sometimes shamed on though. Like, is it really anyone’s business who I’m fucking besides the other person? No.

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Sometimes I think I look nice.

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You're really hot❤

Thank you! :D

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New hair :D

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I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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PLEASE EXPLAIN

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nobody tell them it would impolite to bring it up

[viciere]

my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

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WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES

[solace-y]

because your law teacher defeated the law 

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[troyesivan]

Anna Kendrick keeps it real

[ruinedchildhood]

She warned him.

[orionsgirl]

Best one I’ve seen in awhile

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[omgs]

me

[zaynsbrother]

ride or die

[paramorre]

Credit

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jfc she sounds just like jennifer.

[castiels-celestiel-dick]

In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder weapon was gone. I aspire to be that woman.

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I REMEMBER THAT STORY OMG WE ACTED IT OUT AND I GOT TO HIT THIS GUY ON THE HEAD WITH A FAKE LAMB LEG IT WAS FANTASTIC

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the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

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Hopefully

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Beartooth - I Have A Problem

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