Nobody cares about your zodiac sign. What’s your favorite garden hose setting?

JBB: An Artblog!
No title available
Not today Justin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
styofa doing anything
dirt enthusiast
AnasAbdin

shark vs the universe
h
Today's Document
noise dept.
cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
🪼

Janaina Medeiros

Kaledo Art
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

if i look back, i am lost
seen from Kazakhstan

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from Peru

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from China

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia

seen from Slovenia
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Kuwait
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from France
@jackndaboxlove
Nobody cares about your zodiac sign. What’s your favorite garden hose setting?
the dubious philosophy of salmon
the number of people who have looked at this is officially too large a number
i think star trek should write an in universe reason why some series don’t have swearing and some do. make it a universal translator glitch or something.
the captain of each ship can turn the swears on or off when they want to
Kirk would have kept the swears on but any ship carrying Dr. Leonard McCoy is required by Starfleet regulations to turn them off
How dare you keep this in the tags @narwhalsarefalling
your honour i was simply having a category five woman moment
noo dont take care of me its rotten work aha
noo not to me you’re so sexy aha
Y’all r wildin OUT
HELLO?
ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird
BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!
AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED
K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N
I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN
guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too
imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍
That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!
VERY NIcE
Where are the other penguin humansonas?
Here is the other two penguins for those asking. But like srsly this dude has A SHITTON of cool art. He is called “Crazy Tom”
and so the hunty becomes the hunted....
Can you imagine being a grown ass women that has allowed herself to be so emotionally dependent on her children that she tries to actively hinder individualism, independence, and growth? Fucking bonkers.
a collecshun luv x
For the curious, this chap is processing flax, then spinning it into cordage, then twisting those cords into rope.
I think you'll find this man is torturing grass into agreeing that it's string
this is such a strong opening paragraph for an article about a medieval cookbook
unironically, one of my favourite pieces of horror writing is victor hugo’s description of an octopus
[ID: photo of a book. Some of the text has been highlighted. It says “It is a pneumatic machine that attacks you. You are dealing with a footed void. Neither claw thrusts nor tooth bites, but an unspeakable scarification. A bit is formidable, but less so than such suction. The claw is nothing compared to the sucker. The claw, that’s the beast that enters your flesh; the sucker, that’s you yourself who enters into the beast. Your muscles swell, your fibres twist, your skin bursts beneath this unworldly force, your blood spurts and frightfully mixes with the mollusks’ lymph. The beast is superimposed upon you by its thousand vile mouths; the hydra is incorporated in the man; the man is amalgamated with the hydra. The two make one. This dream is upon you. The tiger can only devour you; the octopus, what horror, breathes you in! It draws you toward itself and into itself, and, bound, stuck, powerless, you slowly feel yourself emptied out within that horrendous sack, that monster. Beyond the terror of being eaten alive is the ineffability of being drunk alive.” End ID]
and don’t forget his drawing of one.
Octopus bearing the Initials V. H., Victor Hugo circa 1866:
#this fully rules #like victor my dude octopi absolutely dont do this but this rules supremely
Studies showed that DARE literally increased drug use
My DARE officer was arrested for possession with intent to distribute.
in elementary school the DARE officer mentioned that you shouldnt sniff sharpies or white-out and everyone in the back two rows immediately took out their sharpies and liquid white-out to see if they would get high DURING THE DARE PRESENTATION
Again, congrats to drugs for winning the war on drugs :)
WHERE is that poem about that person learning all about their partners hyperfixation before getting dumped the last line is like "love is a stack of books on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end" I need it to feel whole help me please
NYT Tiny Love Stories, 2/11/2020
A Bookmark Near the End
He loves history. He wanted to write a biography of John Quincy Adams. I, shamefully, knew almost nothing about John Quincy Adams, so I went online and bought every biography of him I could find. One day, he called me, claiming that we wouldn’t work out long term. He said he loved me but that we had different interests. “What does love mean to you?” I said. “That’s an impossible question,” he replied. I, however, find love to be quite simple. Love is the stack of biographies on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end. — Julia Nicole Camp
10/10 would visit again