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Jack. 25. From Michigan with a master’s degree in music. I post cats, memes, gay stuff and so much more. There's so much happening on this blog I don't even know anymore. I will flood your dashboard with posts. He/Him/His

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

capitalism die

it’s insane how many news outlets are doing this now, practically every one I go to has an article limit if you don’t pay.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me: hm it would really be good to get some updated info terrifying recent events

news outlets: that will be $5.99

[tlirsgender]

Cis people with trans headcanons are.. suspicious

[tlirsgender]

If you’re cis & you immediately go “hehe he’s trans” when a male character is short or thin or whatever…….. I don’t trust like that

[tlirsgender]

If you’re cis & you immediately go “ooh she’s trans” when a female character is tall or muscular or whatever, I especially don’t trust like that

[tlirsgender]

Cissies can and should reblog this but y'all best not be clowns in the notes

[two-nipples-maybe-more]

hey op I’m trans so i hope you don’t mind if I add:

transmasculine/trans men need to check themselves about this too.

we have to ask ourselves: hey, why do i headcanon that female character as a trans woman, while i think this other female character is cis? is there a (possibly hurtful) pattern?

just because we’re trans too it doesn’t excuse us from transmisogyny

[tlirsgender]

You’re right and you should say it

[wishful-thinker]

As a trans woman, we have to keep an eye out for this as well! Making headcanons that a character is a trans man because they’re “small” or “thin” or “soft featured” is really suspect and not great!

[bisexualemmettcullen]

vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car

[seth-my-son-clearwater]

the marble skin ensures they don’t get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasn’t paying attention and didn’t plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree

[angrywerewolfwife]

Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose

[i-suggest-trainsxoxoxox]

The twilight fandom has aged like a fine wine.

[sexuallyfrustratedavocado]

I mean vampires don't need to breathe right? So can't they just throw Alice in the washing machine?

[maphatingcharacteroftheday]

Today’s MAP Hating Character is: the Mine Turtle from asdfmovie!

[maphatingcharacteroftheday]

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS!!

[maphatingcharacteroftheday]

happy birthday to this legendary confirmation

[cheaphalloweencostume]

hand to fucking god the woman in front of me in line at starbucks just ordered a venti ice water with 3 pumps of chai

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i would like to expand upon this: the barista was very nice and talkative and funny and his nametag said Jackson so hi Jackson. the lady gave her order and he walked away to get the water then sort of wandered back with an empty cup and was like “okay, so - ive never made this before - so you want the uh, water on top of the syrup? syrup at the bottom, and then ice water?” and she said yes and he went through the 7 stages of grief in about 1.5 seconds and then made the drink. i did not see it when it was done

[c3rvida3]

The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would "ruin the look", but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it'd be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.

[saltykingsalty]

Why couldn't this have been a one time I dreamt

[c3rvida3]

Coking the stage (mopping it with diluted soda so it's a little sticky) is a legitimate low-budget tactic for slick floors, but he just poured so much Pepsi on the floors that for about a whole week, it was audible.

Maybe the course of true love would run a little fucking smoother if we didn't have to ford your Pepsi river, DAVID.

[spontaneous-avocado]

I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It's easy to walk away

[c3rvida3]

No it's not. Didn't you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.

[lonelyroommp3]

in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i’m being i know it’s probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today

[lonelyroommp3]

case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack

[catlips001]

[ithelpstodream]

[glitterz]

Omg rly ??

[ithelpstodream]

yes! really!

translifeline.org

US: [phone]

CANADA: [phone]

Pacific time: 8am to 2am

Mountain time: 9am to 3am

Central time: 10am to 4am

Eastern time: 11am to 5am

Alaska time: 7am to 1am

Hawaii time: 6am to 12am

[aaliyahbreaux]

Okay so I just got off the phone with them. I talked to a trans girl named Aurora & she was super helpful! She gave me a few doctors to talk to & encouraged me to seek therapy instead of just rushing to get my pills. She literally found a trans friendly therapist in my town & I would definitely recommend giving them a call!

[mysharona1987]

[jinkxtheroo]

consider:

[shiftythrifting]

i did buy this. i long to understand it.

[queerbofaggins]

I want to understand the use of a gun as a letter.

[shiftythrifting]

How the fuck did I miss that??

[ojalla]

KASJSJSHSJSJSK

[leosbones]

DUDE IS NASTY

[urbanism]

The fact that y'all made a while diagram eye 💀

[yiffmaster]

okay but is he any different from any other male lead? thought this was a Hollywood casting problem not a leo dicaprio problem

[thewolfbroughtindoors]

You're reading the graph wrong, those are his girlfriends, not his co-stars

[swagintherain]

Harvard decided to rescind offers of acceptance to at leas 10 incoming youth for the class of 2021 after conducting an investigation that unfolded offensive messages these people posted on the social media, specifically on Facebook. They posted memes about rape, dead children, Holocaust as well as making racist jokes about Mexican children who were hypothetically hanged calling them “pinata time.”

The Ivy League university RESERVES the right to withdraw offers of acceptance if an “admitted student engages in behavior that brings into question his or her honesty, maturity, or moral character.”

Harvard exercised the right to choose who represents their institution. And I applaud this decision. 

[history-be-written]

[3lixar]

[nerdgasrnz]

Congress

[catchymemes]

[cocoacallalily]

The nerd girls are tired…

[sailorzeo]

I sell soaps and scents at cons. The number of times women told me “You’re doing the lord’s work, selling soap at con” was immeasurable.

Of course, it only works if people BUY it…

[dollsonmain]

And then use it.

[wanderingcitrus-deactivated2021]

Saw these heroes at a con recently.

[nerochinchin]

finally i get a chance to post this god tier cosplay from back in june