and did you guys kiss a bunch and junk?

welcome to my hyperfixation graveyard. hockey, smosh, omgcp, phan, gallavich

[lavenderprose]

Things that are ACTUALLY in the Shane Hollander Mic'd Up compilation that we all wish we could watch through the portal:

- "Hey, how was your summer? Good, good."

- "Mic'd up. I'm mic'd up. Don't."

- "Have you ever been to Greece? Told Ilya I would ask you."

- "What? No, man, he didn't say that. He said he was gonna get your ass. Yeah, man, he only fucks one ass. Yeah, I mean, I would say fuck you too but--"

- "Heeeey, davai, davai. Great assist. Hah, no, don't come closer, I'm mic'd and you know I don't trust you."

- "The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal--"

- "HEY MATHESON. You ever been to Vegas? I said, you ever been to VEGAS? I hear they let the good hockey players go there in the summer but I feel like you wouldn't know that."

- "FUCK. Hey, ref, what the fuck was that? Oh, you didn't see that? Fuck you. No, you stay there, my husband's gonna talk to you--fuck you, put me in the bin then, this is bullshit--"

- "You have the smelling salts? Yeah. FUCK--"

- "I am mic'd. Remember I am mic'd. Nope, not even in Russian."

- "Oh, yeah, the pickle video was funny. Harris said it got a lot of views, so. Yeah, no, he actually really does love pickles that much."

- "Sinclair, you got something to say? Yeah, I'm better at hide the pickle than you are at hockey. You want to ask another stupid question?"

- "You know, I run a charity too. Oh, I just assumed that you were doing some kind of Make-A-Wish thing out here with your wingers, since it looks like this is your first day on the ice."

- "Oh, hey, look. Jackie and the kids are waving at us. Okay. Okay, Rozanov, that's enough."

- "Mic'd. Mic'd. Mic'd."

- "Hello Hockey Night, welcome to my husband's shoulder pads--" "Fuck OFF, Rozanov."

- "Great goal. Great goal. Lyublyu tebya. Yes, baby, you did that."

[usssamwell]

oh you love shane hollander? let me introduce you to my friend, jack zimmermann

[internetisqueer]

cause after all of this time, i'm still into you

[ngoziu]

https://www.ngoziu.com/omgcpnewsletter

[dorkymirage]

who ready for the hard launch phodcast

[phulge]

the more i sit here and marinate in the reality that despite the quite literally traumatic events of dan and phils career, we have ended up on the other side forgiven of all things the more i realize how dan and phil have once again reshaped the entire landscape surrounding creator and fan relationships in a way that no one has even tried to before let alone found worthwhile

[phulge]

the rational response to the sheer level of invasion and fuckery that was happening was to leave youtube. there are plenty of examples of creators who did just that under objectively less scrutiny. but instead dan and phil said "what if we used relational healing techniques on a whole fanbase?" AND IT WORKED!?!?

[zackstriker]

what nonphannies don’t understand is that it isn’t about “knowing” it’s about dnp’s queer joy and comfort level. we’re not happy bc they told us, we’re happy bc they felt comfortable and joyful enough to tell us. “knowing” has a weird power connotation. If you “knew” all along you’re trying to establish power over information that you don’t have authority on, and it takes power away from the people (dnp) telling you the information.

[jeannedarcgerard]

[livingchancy]

a man who would go back into the closet for 15 years for you without even blinking, without even thinking there’s anything to forgive you for, fully believing all that patience and time and space and agony was completely worth it because he loves you that much and is that devoted to you. a horrible liar who spends 15 years lying because you aren’t ready to tell the truth yet. you might think that this man doesn’t exist but he does. and his name is phil lester

[jackybitty]

hello sorry, i haven’t realized that my replies were turned off so sorry for sending an ask instead.

i definitely understand what you mean, i have been in so many fandoms all over the years and most of them had shipping/rpf as well.

my only problem was specific people saying that “x should have been with y instead of his partner” or “x looks more comfortable with y than his partner”

i just feel like these are a bit disrespectful? it’s no longer just rpf for funs and giggles, i have seen so many people being disrespectful and it pissed me off.

i personally love that ship and many other ships as well.

i’m sorry if my post came off as disrespectful or rude.

It didn't come off as disrespectful at all!

I get that. There are going to be jerks in every fandom. I would encourage you to ignore these people and not get too worked up about it -- join me in "Ignorance Is Bliss" land!

You're right, it is disrespectful, but the cast likely won't see it, and if they do, it's on them to protect their own mental health and practice ignoring the trolls. Also, the more attention the trolls get the more they will post about it.

[shourtneyfan]

some people need to realize that they are actually parasocial, it’s not about rpf or how it’s for fun and giggles but it’s just not healthy.

i saw someone saying that they ship a specific ship because they know they won’t end up with a certain person so they picked the suitable person for the other half of the ship.

mind you, the suitable person for the ship is already in a relationship so what kind of logic is that?

why are we justifying this? how is this supposed to be for fun?

if someone has a good point justifying the ship, feel free to reply. i’m ready to listen and see other point of views.

[jackybitty]

Hi @shourtneyfan ! I literally have no idea what ship exactly you are talking about, but I think I can give you a different perspective. For context, I have been a part of a fandom in some way or another for about 20 years, way back before social media.

In general and throughout all this time, it is my experience that shipping isn't meant to be limited to rpf couples who are actually together or ships that are canon. It was literally a free-for-all, and that was part of the fun. Harry Potter was the biggest example of this -- I remember reading fics that had the most random pairings, and it was incredibly fun! It's the most ridiculous, fun thing to read about how Professor Flitwick was hooking up with Tonks, or how Hermione was in love with Edward from Twilight. It was fun, it was a thought experiment, and it was a great jumping point for creativity.

For rpf I think it gets a little more complicated, but personally, I think it is way more problematic to pry into a real life couple's personal life by online stalking and zooming in on photos (not referencing anything specific, just what the Smosh cast has said bothers them) than thinking about what it would be like if two random people were a couple in real life. As long as they aren't commenting on their socials or videos they are in and force this view upon them, then what's the harm? If people lack that basic boundary, then yeah, it's messed up, but I would say that applies to people who are actually together as well.

Random thought, lots of people jokingly ship Amanda and Angela, even though Amanda is married. It doesn't bother them, and they even lean into it a little bit.

tl;dr -- Non-canon ships are meant to be fun thought experiments, and as long as they don't force it upon their subjects and remain respectful, then it's fine.

[phannie-elvis]

Phwoah dads,

Calling all phannies!!

Have you ever wondered how many of those phannie stereotypes are true? Can we really all be lesbians? Do we all fit into the 4 G’s of the Dan and Phil demographic? And most importantly, do we all agree Sister Daniel is hot?

Now’s your chance to find an answer. The huge data nerd that runs this account made a Phannie Census to ask everyone these questions. The survey consists of demographic questions and questions about some common phannie stereotypes and should only take about 5 minutes to complete. If you, too, are curious about these results, please take the survey and reblog for sample size!

Phannie Census

I've always just been curious how much of a hivemind we are/how many of those stereotypes are true. Please send this to your phannie friends

Athankyouverymuch *sexy end screen dance*

[lovesick-all-over-my-bed]

I can’t believe Shayne topp was almost Freddy benson

[lovesick-all-over-my-bed]

I stand corrected. I was pranked. I feel like 9 year old me watching the titanic for the first time.

tysm @jackybitty

[jackybitty]

Just doing my job, happens to the best of us. 🫡

[louisegluckpdf]

painting this on the ceiling above my bed so it's the first thing i see upon waking in the morning and the last thing i see before falling asleep at night

[glitchedlaika]

im curious . only count weddings that you like, remember. i went to one when i was 1 year old and that doesnt count

in your memory. how many weddings have you been to.

0

1

2-4

5-8

9-12

13-16

17-20

20+??

Voting ended onMar 28, 2025

reblog for sample size etc etc etc

[writerswritecompany]

Daily Writing Prompt

[miggylol]

First off, spin this wheel.

You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.

also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations

Would you be able to appear knowledgeable about this topic in a five-minute conversation with someone?

Yes, because I already knew about this topic on my own

Yes, thanks to what I've absorbed from Tumblr

Yes... but only if the other person doesn't know much about it

Uh. Maybe.

Probably not, to be honest

I have never even heard of this topic

Voting ended onJan 19, 2025