Jack's Smirking Revenge

I am a figment of my own imagination...

[jackyinzer]

I'm here to chew bubblegum and block bots... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

[teaboot]

Am I the mom friend? Absolutely not. But what I AM is the "prepared for any situation" friend, and THAT bears wisdom I can pass on

Step 1: Cargo pants, or purse, fanny pack, cool jacket, backpack, etc.

Step 2:

Folded-up plastic bag

Tweezers

Chapstick

Small knife

Lighter

Band-aids

Hand sanitizer

Hard candy

Travel-size Tylenol

Needle and thread

Safety pin

Bus fare

Charger

Pen/flashlight combo

Sticky notes

Granola bar

Tampon

Pad

Mini multi-head screwdriver

Zipock of tissue

Bottle opener

Hockey tape

This can be a lot to unload and re-load if you're a cargo pants person, but if you like me are not really a purse person I highly recommend either a cool jacket you can sew secret pockets into or a spare water bottle you can grab 'n' go whenever

I share this because being the guy who always has The Thing You Need is the best feeling in the world and I think more people should experience it

[jackyinzer]

Ok but you'd be amazed what you can fit into an Altoids tin so that you can easily throw them in a couple pockets.

This has a measuring tape, phone charger cord,a knife (for when I can't carry my regular pocket knife), sewing supplies, lighter, duct tape, some bandaids, and alcohol pads, and a couple small zip ties.

Combine that with a decent size travel pill case, and some clever keychain accessories and you can be moderately prepared for a lot of situations.

[jackyinzer]

I know chocolate prices are through the roof but if you don't make yourself destitute over material things in the name of religion, can you really call yourself an American Christian?

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[jackyinzer]

2 years? Try at least 2 decades so far. :)

[azuli-bean]

I fucking hate april fools lol

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[teaboot]

#childhood

[jackyinzer]

#middlemanagement

[jackyinzer]

Saw a clip from Rick and Morty on TikTok and in it Rick was frustrated because he was trapped in Jerry's mind and trying to escape by creating a device. Only problem is that he couldn't scrounge up the correct parts because Jerry thinks that ALL technology is powered by springs and gears.

And regardless of your thoughts on this show, I realized that this is what it feels like trying to talk politics with my family...

Because they very confidently think they know how the world works, but they don't really. No matter what you do, there's nothing you can do to make them understand... and your life is at the mercy of their ignorance.

[jackyinzer]

[jackyinzer]

You know... There's something pleasing about an object that is not quite perfect anymore.

I don't necessarily mean things that have been purposefully distressed for the aesthetic, but more an every day object that's been slowly changed by time and use. They have a certain charm. They have a history told in bright spots peeking through paint from where it rubbed against a pocket, or a handle worn smooth from being gripped in a hand over years, or dings or scratches from it being dropped.

I guess I just like an object that has earned its scars and carries them well.

[jackyinzer]

Last night I had a dream that I was part of a creative team doing a crossover between D.C. comics ' Starfire and Marvel comics' Firestar, and the executives reasoned that "both characters were hot redheads, and teenage boys are horny" so it would sell regardless so they didn't care what we did. 😆

And no, dream me never figured out a plot. Probably because I haven't read a comic book in years and last exposure I had to Firestar was the old Spider man and his Amazing Friends cartoon.

[jackyinzer]

Believing that your "work bestie" is actually a real friend outside of work is probably the corporate/plutonic version of a dude thinking that a stripper actually wants to date him.

[sanshofox]

finished the sketch animation part. added a rough background plus some lighting effects. maybe i’ll do more with it (i.e. cleaning, colors etc)

[redstonedust]

to be honest even if vaccines did cause autism i would rather live in a world where everyone is vaccinated and some of those people have autism than an unvaccinated autismless world. like ok whatever. would you rather have autism or polio. autism or measels. idk about yall but im choosing autism every time. its not even a hard choice.

[jackyinzer]

Just a doodle...

My nephew wants to be Megatron for Halloween. So I just quickly drew this on a piece of scrap foam board to help me plan out the shapes I was going to cut out to make his mask.

I kinda liked the rough sloppy look of it and decided to have some fun with it. I extended a bunch of the lines and gave it a patchwork color scheme to hide where the lines for the face pieces were drawn over the helmet.

Not the best piece of art, but it was fun to just sit down and create something.

[misterparadigm]

I Am The Fan Art That Flaps In The Night...

I am the sip that goes down the wrong tube...

I am DARKWING DUCK!

Enjoy this collection of my own (finally) Darkwing Duck fan art! This was my favorite cartoon for quite a long time when I was a kid.

[dreadpiratesilas]

Me out to steal yo man.

[jackyinzer]

[cilantrhoes]

[jackyinzer]