Screaming “I Love You So.”

But my thoughts you can’t decode.

[jacobyouidiotihadit]

Quil: Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Jared: Yo, you know Leah, down on 120th Street?

Quil: Yeah.

Jared: She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.

Embry: Uh...?

Quil: What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"?

Jared: 'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there!

Embry: Guys, I'm trying to ask—

Quil: So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

Jared: No, man. You can't appear and disappear at the same time. The bitch ain't David Copperfield!

Embry: Uh, guys—

Quil: Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing! And when you're missing, you never turn up!

Jared: Unless... you a zombie.

[cmpassionatesoul]

— and you know heroes make the best legends. // k.s.

[trollberts]

Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.

[rosedenali]

realistically esme could pick up any of her children and twirl around w them and i think that’s neat :,)

[rosedenali]

time to sort this out

alice and emmett: lov it/think it’s funny

rose and jasper: pretend to be annoyed by it but secretly lov it

edward: doesn’t say anything but cries about it like a week later

[pack-runt]

consider: Emmett asks her to twirl him around

[rosedenali]

[edwardfucks]

you know what I’m gonna say it, I know more about the twilight characters than Stephenie Meyer does and that’s the tea, she made them but she doesn’t get them she made Rosalie a heterosexual which is preposterous

[keepingupwiththecullens]

Hey Seth, what's your favorite Disney movie?

[pack-runt]

[lena-zorel]

I think my favourite thing about the Twilight franchise is that Alice probably saw all of the shit that went down in New Moon coming from a mile away and she said nothing because sure I can warn them earlier and prevent all of this but then I wouldn’t get to drive around Italy in a yellow Porsche and see Bella run through a sea of people in red capes just to jump on Edward while he was glowing and honestly where’s the fun in that

[twilightisgaynow]

jasper: what is it? what do you see???

alice, thinking about fashion-forward red capes, driving through the italian country side in a dope yellow porsche, and her stupid bitchass brother learning a goddamn lesson for once: i see all my dreams coming true

[jacobyouidiotihadit]

nobody:

Carlisle:

[panlight]

I like the implication in this photo that werewolf drama is unfolding while Charlie is just patiently waiting for someone to feed him. 

[irrevocablyinlovewithrosalie]

Charlie: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

[jacobyouidiotihadit]

when i ask where the dumb hoes at and he walks in the room

[solitairians]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy last Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[jacobyouidiotihadit]

did y’all listen to the eclipse commentary with kristen and rob to soothe you to sleep every night in 2010 or were y’all normal?

[grapefruiters]

masculine looking cishet guy wearing an ”ask me about my pronouns” shirt. when you ask about his pronouns he really excitedly explains to you that they’re he/him.

[jacobyouidiotihadit]

[jacobyouidiotihadit]

Edward, reading Emmett’s mind: hey are you okay?

Emmett’s mind:

[jacobyouidiotihadit]

Jacob when Leah got that bob in Eclipse

[jacobyouidiotihadit]

rip alice cullen you would’ve loved that’s so raven