very slay

18 - any pronouns I used to weave crowns

[jacxiix]

drinking tea and doing the daily sudoku is the cure to female loneliness btw

[jacxiix]

i think bbc sherlock shaped the person i am today more than i would like to admit

[jacxiix]

that scene in the little prince (2015) where they crushed a star to produce electricity to be able to work more

[jacxiix]

none of it will matter in the long run

[jacxiix]

a sound is still a sound

[jacxiix]

a sound is still a sound

[jacxiix]

and I KNOW NONE OF IT WILL MATTER IN THE LONG RUN BUT I KNOW A SOUND IS STILL A SOUND AROUND NO ONE

[jacxiix]

but i know a sound is still a sound around no one

[zoe-the-astromaniac]

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

[ekjohnston]

And frequently we have no fucks to give.

[gredi-bird]

and categorically not to be fucked with

[breelandwalker]

the upside is that they're less likely to fuck with you

[jacxiix]

stop making them sound like fuckers. they're really not

[pinolitas]

real

[intezaarlily]

the ache of nostalgia

[ad-wills]

[greeniery]

if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

[moredancesmyraptheart]

alice jokingly saying to sam “you’ve made a powerful enemy tonight” feels like a line that will one day hurt on relisten ngl

[sop-soap]

TMA begins with a lure, but TMAGP begins with a warning.

[yugiohz]

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

He didn’t say that.

[franzkavkas]

yes he did

[hiveswap]

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[elliot-amy]

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

[changelingsrule]

I scared my family when trying to describe feeling weird I said "It must be the worms under my skin"

[hiveswap]

They dont appriciate your jane prentiss swag